Wycombe Fox Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 20) If I'm doing 70 on the motorway and you're doing 60, I will get there quicker
surrifox Posted 11 December 2013 Posted 11 December 2013 21) "if it ain't broke......... is yet another example of the sort of lazy trans Atlantic argot that is degrading the English language
Rocket-Ron Posted 11 December 2013 Posted 11 December 2013 22. When pulling onto my drive on the journey home after work I realise I have no idea how I got there.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 11 December 2013 Posted 11 December 2013 22. When pulling onto my drive on the journey home after work I realise I have no idea how I got there. 22.5 At least twice a year you will jump in your car to go somewhere and end up at work thinking the same thing.
MPH Posted 11 December 2013 Posted 11 December 2013 21) "if it ain't broke......... is yet another example of the sort of lazy trans Atlantic argot that is degrading the English language Think we are perfectly capable of ruining the English language ourself. Innit?
bovril Posted 12 December 2013 Posted 12 December 2013 23) Seriously, where the hell do all those socks go?
21st Century Fox Posted 12 December 2013 Posted 12 December 2013 24) If you happen to be in a film carrying a stack of documents and one drops out onto the floor, that'll be the one that'll solve whatever mystery you're investigating.
surrifox Posted 12 December 2013 Posted 12 December 2013 25) In the movies every room in whatever building you are in in Paris has an unobstructed view of the Eiffel Tower
Bayfox Posted 12 December 2013 Posted 12 December 2013 No matter how many times my wife asks if there is anything she can do for me and I reply yes. she will still ignore my requests 9 times out of 10.
Zingari Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 24) If you happen to be in a film carrying a stack of documents and one drops out onto the floor, that'll be the one that'll solve whatever mystery you're investigating. 27 Similarly , if a soldier gets out a photo of his beautiful wife and children and shows it to his buddy , he doesn't come back alive. or , if a sick child and a nun are on a plane , there will be some sort of disaster. Why do they keep not heeding the warnings ?
Bilo Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 28) Shagging a goat in front of colleagues will get you the sack, whatever your career choice.
Zingari Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 28) Shagging a goat in front of colleagues will get you the sack, whatever your career choice. Really ? are you expected to take your turn and form an orderly queue ?
MooseBreath Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 31) the numbers in threads like this always get out sequence
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 9) Every generation blames the one before, And all of their frustrations come beating on your door. No! I blame the one after, and the one after that. DEGENERATION of all that was good. I beat my frustrations on their bloody door,
deejdeej Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 30- when driving past/behind/in front of a police car, thou must always feel like I'm somehow breaking the law and will get pulled.
Facecloth Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 31 If you're running late, every single traffic light you have to drive through will be on red when you approach.
RonnieTodger Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 18) Everyone's eaten a bogey and wondered if its actually theirs. Love your avatar
Corky Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 34) Football players and managers improve massively when they don't play/ aren't managing.
bovril Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 35) If we play a team who haven't won in ages, we'll lose.
Beliall Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 blue sky in the morning, shepherds warning blue sky at night, ANGEL DELIGHT
Zingari Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Beer then wine, feel fine.... wine after beer and you'll turn queer ( or is it feel queer ?)
Trav Le Bleu Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Seek and ye shall find. Just don't ask questions in a footbal forum about electrical fittings or foreign policy.
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