HesNotGudjonsonn2 Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one!
The Year Of The Fox Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one! Haha brilliant. That's exactly my plan too
promised land Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one! Glad rags, Brut? Where you off too Baileys after a meal at the Berni inn?
Stadt Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 Hahahahah Don't buy the players any champagne or ask for photos though!
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 Glad rags, Brut? Where you off too Baileys after a meal at the Berni inn? prawn cocktail steak and a black forest gateaux.
Fifties Blue Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one! How I envy your youth - have a great evening
Rincewind Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one! That is shear poetry. Well almost.
cambridgefox Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 ....gonna put my glad rags on, a splash of the brut and off to town. Some lady is getting it tonight. She may be young, she may be old, she may be slim, she may be fat, she may be fit, she may ming but my word is she gonna get it tonight. Probably not 9 times in a row but one really good one! That is shear poetry. Well almost. Sounds more like a rapist to me!
Vacamion Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 If she's called Shaz and is a 34 year old grandma, with tattoos on her fingers, from the Monsell, wearing an ankle tag, I'd double bag it. Otherwise, bonne chance!
MooseBreath Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 You want to have a tommy and calm yourself down mate. You sound like a rapist in the making. That said, I heard you give of more pheromones in that kind of state and apparently they make dem bitches all slippy slippy. So maybe you're alright.
Strokes Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 Sounds more like a rapist to me!Rapists have feelings too.
Merging Cultures Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 Go for it. I'm looking forward to looking after my wife tonight too. Post game sex is always good.
bovril Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 Go for it. I'm looking forward to looking after my wife tonight too. Post game sex is always good. lol dafuq is this thread?
Rincewind Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 You could match goal attempts and goals scored.
Merging Cultures Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 You could match goal attempts and goals scored. I'm definitely in the losing side there!!!
Beliall Posted 1 February 2014 Posted 1 February 2014 I'm definitely in the losing side there!!! QFT. my conversion rate is appauling
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