johnny the fox Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Quote: http://www.footballdirectnews.com/football-news/45551-leicester-city-star-best-day-of-my-life.php#.U0CAA6hdXXU
Unabomber Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Didn't he get married last year? That's what I said to him on twitter . He's hilarious.
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 He's really married to Vicky Vixen, and I heard he had a summer of lovin' with Cousin Dennis.
Jakemoore Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Definitely better than getting married…With a face like that he could've just shagged his way through life without feeling guilty!!
Haydos Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 I think Nick Hornby says it best in Fever Pitch: "The trouble with the orgasm as metaphor here is that the orgasm, though obviously pleasurable, is familiar, repeatable (within a couple of hours if you’ve been eating your greens), and predictable, particularly for a man – if you’re having sex then you know what’s coming, as it were. Maybe if I hadn’t made love for eighteen years, and had given up hope of doing so for another eighteen, and then suddenly, out of the blue, an opportunity presented itself … maybe in these circumstances it would be possible to recreate an approximation of that Anfield moment. Even though there is no question that sex is a nicer activity than watching football (no nil-nil draws, no offside trap, no cup upsets, and you’re warm), in the normal run of things, the feelings it engenders are simply not as intense as those brought about by a once-in-a-lifetime last-minute Championship winner.†“None of the moments that people describe as the best in their lives seem analogous to me. Childbirth must be extraordinarily moving, but it doesn’t really have the crucial surprise element, and in any case lasts too long; the fulfilment of personal ambition – promotions, awards, what have you – doesn’t have the last-minute time factor, nor the element of powerlessness that I felt that night. And what else is there that can possibly provide the suddenness? A huge pools win, maybe, but the gaining of large sums of money affects a different part of the psyche altogether, and has none of the communal ecstasy of football.†“There is then, literally, nothing to describe it. I have exhausted all the available options. I can recall nothing else that I have coveted for two decades (what else is there that can reasonably be coveted for that long?), nor can I recall anything else that I have desired as both man and boy. So please, be tolerant of those who describe a sporting moment as their best ever. We do not lack imagination, nor have we had sad and barren lives; it is just that real life is paler, duller, and contains less potential for unexpected delirium.â€
One Legged Beaver Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Didn't he get married last year? Exact same thing I thought of when I saw his post earlier
kingfox Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 He nipped in and had a game of Bingo, before the Middlesbrough game last season when it snowed. Now he sings alone in Casino's. Wouldn't be surprised if he does a lap of honour against Doncaster on a horse.
FoxTrott Posted 6 April 2014 Posted 6 April 2014 I don't know if this guy is a forum lurker, but if so... definitely make a more up to date one of this at the end of the season.. brilliant!
promised land Posted 6 April 2014 Posted 6 April 2014 Absolutely made up for him after that penalty in the play offs, you could see what it meant to him. Then to actually get the winner Friday night and you could say the goal to get us over the line, top draw.
AKCJ Posted 6 April 2014 Posted 6 April 2014 I don't envy his hangover now, despite mine being horrendous.
Carl the Llama Posted 6 April 2014 Posted 6 April 2014 I love me some Special K, but the lad needs a new tailor pronto.
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