LCFC1996 Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Whoever gave the ok to spend £11m on Ross McCormack has to be up there...
Rocket-Ron Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Anyone that becomes a captain on the question of sport.
Stadt Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Billy Davies. Or should he be in the littlest idiot thread?
VLC86 Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Emile Heskey. Got his autograph, but he wrote it upside down. Bit harsh, Remember he now lives in Australia. Beaten to it, Bugger!
VLC86 Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 And how are we this many posts in without Joey Barton even being mentioned?
Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Joey Barton is many things but personally don't think idiot (in the general sense) is one of them.
Kitchandro Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Joey Barton is many things but personally don't think idiot (in the general sense) is one of them. Of course he's an idiot. Just because he can string a sentence together it doesn't mean he isn't thick.
Alf Bentley Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Waited for city to finish a set piece training session on the Filbert street pitch just before them driving off for an away game. got some autographs and was waiting for David Pleat to come out and get on the coach. He saw me standing there with me autograph book and said " you waiting for me then?" I told him yup so he told me he was just going to put his stuff of the coach and he'd be back down. But as he got on the coach I heard him tell the driver to set off and off he went! Cheeky bugger! Definitely David Pleat. Made me look a right div standing there book in hand as the coach drove off and all the players looking down on me.. Perhaps you weren't standing close enough to the kerb......
Captain... Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Jason McAteer had a reputation for being an idiot: Larger than life in more ways the one, Neil "Razor" Ruddock filled up a large part of the Soccer AM sofa this week and basically assassinated the character of his old team-mate at Liverpool, and "friend", Jason McAteer.Ruddock held court in the studio for five minutes, and the Jester, McAteer, hung his head in shame.In Razor's very own words on Mr Jason McAteer:"Basically right, Dave, you are thick. Dave is his nickname. It goes back a long way because when he was at Bolton his nickname was Trigger. When he signed for Liverpool, Rob Jones was Trigger, and you can't have two Triggers, so we called him Dave. And he is thick."And he ruined my life once. I am from south London and I have always wanted to meet Jimmy White and I have never, ever, ever met Jimmy White. We are in a Dublin bar and Dave McAteer says to me, 'Razor, Razor, quick look, your hero Jimmy White has just walked in'."As I see Jimmy White, Dave shouts over to him, 'Jimmy! Jimmy! 180!'"And I still ain't met Jimmy White."How about the time when we were in a villa in Spain and decided to hire a car and go to the beach for the day. So I got all the gear in the boot and Dave comes out with a big bag of ice.I say: 'Dave, what are you doing?'Dave says: 'It's for the drinks on the beach.'I say: 'Dave, by the time we get to the beach the ice is going to be melted.'So he says: 'Oh yeah, I will go and get another one'."Finally, on Soccer AM, McAteer gets a word in, "I am never going to work again. I am afraid these are all true."And so Ruddock says, "I ain't finished."Dave decided because we were all rich and Spice Boys, well he weren't because he was at Bolton, so he signed for Liverpool and he got his first wage packet, so me, him and Phil Babb went down to the docks to buy this new silver Porsche."So we had bought the new, silver Porsche and we went over to Dave's house and we had a night out. We get up in the morning and Dave is taking us to training."He goes out and he says, 'hold up lads, it's freezing out there, the car is covered in frost. I will go out there and start the engine, clear the frost off and we can finish our coffee and go to training'."So we finish the coffee and we go back out and the frost has gone but the car has locked itself and we couldn't get in it."I said, 'where are the spare keys.'"He said, 'in the garage where I bought it from in case something like this happened'."So as we are trying to get in, this police car comes round the corner and we are trying to get in like three scallywags and we say, 'no, no it is Razor and Phil and Jason', and the police say, 'ok Mr McAteer, Dave, go and get a coathanger and we will try to open it. It most probably won't work with these new cars, but we will give it a try'."Dave walks back out with a wooden one." Amongst many other stories out there.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Joey Barton is many things but personally don't think idiot (in the general sense) is one of them. yeah I'd agree.
leicsmac Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Lance Armstrong by a country mile. If only because he proved the slimy frog bastards at L'Equipe right.
The Blur Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Waited for city to finish a set piece training session on the Filbert street pitch just before them driving off for an away game. got some autographs and was waiting for David Pleat to come out and get on the coach. He saw me standing there with me autograph book and said " you waiting for me then?" I told him yup so he told me he was just going to put his stuff of the coach and he'd be back down. But as he got on the coach I heard him tell the driver to set off and off he went! Cheeky bugger! Definitely David Pleat. Made me look a right div standing there book in hand as the coach drove off and all the players looking down on me.. Fair play for still supporting Leicester after this. This kind of childhood memories can actually scar adults and turn them into serial killers you know???
marko Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Emile Heskey. Got his autograph, but he wrote it upside down. Have you considered turning the piece of paper the other way round?
Gary Eatfood Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Steve McMahon. He was a substitute in a pre Italia 90 friendly against Uruguay I believe. Anyway, I was only about 7 and I asked him for an autograph and the response I got were words to the effect of "fcuk off I'm drinking my tea". All the other England players were brilliant signing my programme except him. Not so much an idiot but definitely a nasty bloke. BLATTER. Agreed, hands down winner.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Why was my post deleted? All it said was 'Sean Dyche.' Sean Dyche reads FoxesTalk and threatened to sue? Allegedly.
LCFC31 Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Sean Dyche reads FoxesTalk and threatened to sue? Allegedly. My apologies go out to the Dyche household.
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