lavrentis Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 It's unreal, one of her favourite bands is My Chemical Romance.Earlier we were talking about Kimi Raikkonen. Dreamy. haha Run away run away, go chase yourself
the_bowman Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Well this was fun Stranger: are you or are you not form Bulgaria? You: I am from glorious nation of England Ja! Stranger: you SUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Asha Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: will i be able to hold a decent conversation with you, or will you disappoint me like everyone else Stranger: or hi, hi would do as well. You: ill disappoint you. You: sorry. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Unabomber Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: you're not the penis-guy are you? You: no? You: you a hot babe? Stranger: not really Stranger: I guess if I talked my dick between my legs and shaved my beard I'd be kinda hot Stranger: I'ma guy Stranger: you? You: you can talk to your dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
StanSP Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: you're not the penis-guy are you? You: no? You: you a hot babe? Stranger: not really Stranger: I guess if I talked my dick between my legs and shaved my beard I'd be kinda hot Stranger: I'ma guy Stranger: you? You: you can talk to your dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Hmm, 18 year old from Northern Ireland? Similar interests? Liekly to be pics on the way? Connection "Imploded". <_< Omegle is a harsh mistress.
Unabomber Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: This is Charlie representative of Omegle, We have received reports that you on multiple occasions have been grooming children for the purpose of soliciting inappropriate pictures and/or video of them. The Federal Bureau of Investigation(F.B.I.) have been alerted and we have received confirmation that upon a preliminary review of your comments here they have decided to contact you within 24 hours. We have sent the F.B.I. all our information concerning you(logged IP address and chat log) and we urge you to contact them in case there has been a misunderstanding, if so contact information can be found at http://www.fbi.gov, in any contact relay the case reference #4542334-331. FBI-| IP Has Been Recorded | 128.370.10.45 |- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
James. Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: This is Charlie representative of Omegle, We have received reports that you on multiple occasions have been grooming children for the purpose of soliciting inappropriate pictures and/or video of them. The Federal Bureau of Investigation(F.B.I.) have been alerted and we have received confirmation that upon a preliminary review of your comments here they have decided to contact you within 24 hours. We have sent the F.B.I. all our information concerning you(logged IP address and chat log) and we urge you to contact them in case there has been a misunderstanding, if so contact information can be found at http://www.fbi.gov, in any contact relay the case reference #4542334-331. FBI-| IP Has Been Recorded | 128.370.10.45 |- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Paedo.
The People's Hero Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 I chatted to a few strangers last night in Maidstone Hospital. Moral of story. Do not speak to strangers in hospitals.
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 I chatted to a few strangers last night in Maidstone Hospital.Moral of story. Do not speak to strangers in hospitals. Why have you caught Small Pocs?
Part Of The Crowd Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Flotsam Stranger: hello You: Jetsam Stranger: ? You: ! Stranger: ah ok ... You: Stranger: so ... You: Do you like caber tossing Stranger: what that ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
StanSP Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Just shared some sickipedia jokes. Took a risk. Thought they may be a bit bad to start a convo (didn't even say hi and she said 'tell me a joke' straight away). She loved them all.
General Smuts Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Why have you caught Small Cocks? It's not a disease Mablo. It's something he was born with.
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 I quite like this... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Alright Stranger: Have you ever fooked a horse? You: once Stranger: Nice You: you? Stranger: Nah I stick to humans you sick fook Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 How's this for a rather forward pedo. Stranger: hi Stranger: how old? Stranger: female? Stranger: parents about?
Tevez Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Yes, I did pull a Swedish 22 year old FIT bird and yes she does want to pay a visit when she goes England. I found love on Omegle.
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm lubing the vessel You: conjuring the cowboy You: pleasing the cotton candy Stranger: Wow same here.... Stranger: Rubbing one off You: awww awesome You have disconnected.
Lovejoy Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 I'm actually addicted to this badboy. Just having a conversation with a Swedish bird about beer .
lildave3 Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watch Stranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands.
Samilktray Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. :laugh: Thats brilliant.
General Smuts Posted 28 April 2009 Posted 28 April 2009 Forgot how hilarious this is. Stranger: cyber sex ? Stranger: female You: pics? Stranger: http://www.holyfrak.com/images/sexygirls/2.jpg You: not bad Stranger: want it then You: why not Stranger: ok Stranger: i want your cock Stranger: in my mouth Stranger: is it big babe You: 9 inches of pure dissapointment Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close and yet so far.
lildave3 Posted 28 April 2009 Posted 28 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. I don't care if it was my post - This is brilliant. BRILLIANT.
Guest Posted 28 April 2009 Posted 28 April 2009 Forgot how hilarious this is.Stranger: cyber sex ? Stranger: female You: pics? Stranger: http://www.holyfrak.com/images/sexygirls/2.jpg You: not bad Stranger: want it then You: why not Stranger: ok Stranger: i want your cock Stranger: in my mouth Stranger: is it big babe You: 9 inches of pure dissapointment Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close and yet so far. Falling at the final hurdle
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