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Jürgen Klopp

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Well at least this bollox has cheered us all up a bit. Still a long shot but who knows.

certainly has :-)...especially because not very deep down we all know its bollocks but still live in hope!!

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Klopp being pursued by Foxestalk

 

Word has it that Herr Klopp is the new favourite to become the next LCFC manager according to some on the popular forum. Whilst some on the site have confidently placed huge sums of money on the mad as a box o' frogs german with one poster residing in the back of beyond pub free village known as Baggywoth having parted company with a whole  2 and a half  'friggen' British pounds sterling, others have cast aspersions at the prospect labeling their counterparts as stupid Knuts (an english term for people with low intelligence resembling a lower yet rather important part of the female anatomy which often parts to enable the presence of dicks (a protruding part of the male anatomy which both decreases and increases in size, the latter often upon sight of Knuts; as well as people called Richard)

 

It is clear opinion is divided but Herr Klopp (not of the gestapo) could well be on his way across the water on the LCFC Thai Owners very own branded luxury private chopper. Indeed rumours have it that he must indeed have already met the owners as for brief spells recently, he has been within 50 miles of the said chopper according to 'flightradar' (a useful yet inexpensive aircraft tracking app often used by terrorists to identify potential targets with ground to air missiles) albeit some suggest he is merely watching a bit of tennis at some gaff called wimbledon believed to be home of such wombles as Uncle Bulgaria and Vanessa Phelps.

 

The job opportunity is only possible thanks to 'The Thailand 3' engaging in an activity referred to in english as 'errr'... extreme recorded racist rimming, one of which being the son of the head cameraman and ex LCFC boss, the senior throttler Nigel Pearson who we believe is austrian or something similar.

 

Time will tell whether the stupid Knuts are correct but according to Oddschecka, there could well be some truth in this story as Herr Klopp appears to have overtaken a ginger fox named Lenny but has yet to overtake the clear dutch favorite codename Goose. 

 

eh - who Ranieri - who the fook is he?

 

 

For the record, the writer of this article has been subject to a more than reasonable amount of alcoholic influence and may well feel a total Knut on the morning.

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Klopp being pursued by Foxestalk

Word has it that Herr Klopp is the new favourite to become the next LCFC manager according to some on the popular forum. Whilst some on the site have confidently placed huge sums of money on the mad as a box o' frogs german with one poster residing in the back of beyond pub free village known as Baggywoth having parted company with a whole 2 and a half 'friggen' British pounds sterling, others have cast aspersions at the prospect labeling their counterparts as stupid Knuts (an english term for people with low intelligence resembling a lower yet rather important part of the female anatomy which often parts to enable the presence of dicks (a protruding part of the male anatomy which both decreases and increases in size, the latter often upon sight of Knuts; as well as people called Richard)

It is clear opinion is divided but Herr Klopp (not of the gestapo) could well be on his way across the water on the LCFC Thai Owners very own branded luxury private chopper. Indeed rumours have it that he must indeed have already met the owners as for brief spells recently, he has been within 50 miles of the said chopper according to 'flightradar' (a useful yet inexpensive aircraft tracking app often used by terrorists to identify potential targets with ground to air missiles) albeit some suggest he is merely watching a bit of tennis at some gaff called wimbledon believed to be home of such wombles as Uncle Bulgaria and Vanessa Phelps.

The job opportunity is only possible thanks to 'The Thailand 3' engaging in an activity referred to in english as 'errr'... extreme recorded racist rimming, one of which being the son of the head cameraman and ex LCFC boss, the senior throttler Nigel Pearson who we believe is austrian or something similar.

Time will tell whether the stupid Knuts are correct but according to Oddschecka, there could well be some truth in this story as Herr Klopp appears to have overtaken a ginger fox named Lenny but has yet to overtake the clear dutch favorite codename Goose.

eh - who Ranieri - who the fook is he?

For the record, the writer of this article has been subject to a more than reasonable amount of alcoholic influence and may well feel a total Knut on the morning.

lol

Baggers

lol

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