Andy King Testimonial!

[Aus Fox]

Kingy is the sort of bloke who would leave his socks on.

[Buzzell]

Kingy is the kinda bloke that when he walked in on you shagging his Mrs he would put the kettle on for when you finish and share his hobnobs.

Kingy is the kinda bloke that if you caught him shagging your missis after he's finished you'd ask for a selfie and shake his hand on the way out.

[Lambert09]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who puts the milk carton in the bin when it's empty.

[lev72]

Kingy is the sort of bloke who doesn't leave any skid marks down the bog when taking a shit

[kingcarr21]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who actually gets fed and fed some more after saving a rape victim

[Finnaldo]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who actually gets fed and fed some more after saving a rape victim

 

Kingy's the kinda bloke to politely decline and call her a taxi home

[FoxInBlue]

Kingy's the kind of bloke who always looks ridiculously photogenic in every picture taken of him  

[Hollism]

Kingy's the kind of bloke who would agree with- and politely thank- the bouncer when he gets told he's had to much.

[Bettsj2]

Kingy's the kind of bloke that everybody should love but for some reason gets loads of fvcking shit for no reason whatsoever.

[Lord Kante]

Kingy's the kind of bloke who would wipe your arse for you

[Unabomber]

kingy is the kind of bloke who pulls a stupid face to make everyone else look more attractive 

[foxychik]

Kingly is the kind of bloke that saves kittens from burning buildings

[danny.]

This thread is ****ing weird

[Claridge]

Kingy is the sort of bloke who would leave his socks on.

his white socks on, probably wears them with sandals as well and has a massive camera when visiting tourist sites

[Countryfox]

This thread is ****ing weird

Yeah but Kingy is the kind of bloke who would have nothing to do with @@@@@ing weird threads.

[norwichfox]

Kingy's the kinda bloke that frames the best pictures of the tigers heads in his underpants....

[FireFox]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who gets subbed on and scores in stoppage/extra time so a cup final doesn't go into extra time or penalties.

[Wymsey]

Knowing King, he will probably go unnoticed during his testimonial game.

[Danizen]

Only time I've seen Kingy outside of football (other than spotting him leaving Belvoir Drive) was the day after Southampton away, last season. After such a woeful loss he had his head down. Not because he was ignorant but because he was obviously ashamed and still pretty pissed off. Shame, because if I'd seen a happy Kingy, I would have dandered over for a chat but I thought better of it.

Just another example of how much this club means to him. He's one of us.

[Basingstoke Fox]

Kingy's the type of bloke who'd turn down the volume on his TV when he sees his cat fall asleep.

[trabuch]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who's testimonial I want to go to.

[Aus Fox]

Kingy is the kind of bloke whose mate is not the ref.

[Lcfc_lass10]

This and the inflatable dinosaur are easily the best threads on foxestalk at the minute lol

[Jace]

Kingy is the kind of bloke who cleans up the piss when he misses the toilet 

[Wymsey]

Kingy is the type of bloke that would open a pack of crisps with scissors and uses chopsticks to eat them with.