Samilktray Posted 9 January 2017 Posted 9 January 2017 Riyad Mahrez has a really quite tremendous fade and a pretty impressively kept bit of facial hair no homo
Guest Bilo Posted 9 January 2017 Posted 9 January 2017 I'd take a walk on the brown side with Mahrez or Kasper.
Vacamion Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 I understand that in the world of dudes who dig dudes, there is the concept of a "bear", a big, hairy manly geezer. Mr Mahrez, because he has no calf muscles, wears gloves in the August sunshine and is quite well turned out, is an anti-bear.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 wow, someone can't even make sure there is no confusion about their sexuality anymore, and we wonder how we ended up with a Tory government brexit and Donald trump, soon as we work out the far left is as posinous and ill educated as the far right the better. mods involved should get a stern talking to anyway, as much as I hate to bring him up for a third time in similar threads there is only one winner here. I'm finally saying something positive about Just a shame he's not famous enough to have a decent picture.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 On 07/01/2017 at 08:54, ozleicester said: this pretty much explains my opinion .... ...it explicitly expresses that the sayer of the phrase does not want to be perceived or mistaken for being homosexual, and thus being themselves. Im going to leave this here so that i dont derail the topic any further. Edited for you
Lestoh Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 we're all a bit gay really lads, don't worry about letting it show
UPinCarolina Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 2 hours ago, Vacamion said: I understand that in the world of dudes who dig dudes, there is the concept of a "bear", a big, hairy manly geezer. Mr Mahrez, because he has no calf muscles, wears gloves in the August sunshine and is quite well turned out, is an anti-bear. My gay friend says they are called twinks.
EnglishOxide Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 It's definitely Matty James, but let's be honest, our team overall is ****ing beautiful. Easily the prettiest team in the league.
Sooper Steve's shin Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 In terms of pure looks, this starts and ends with Matty James - dreamboat. Honourable mentions go to Danny S, Danny D, Big Wes and Little Riyad (that's a boyband right there!). However, I reckon the Don Claudio could charm the knickers off any WAG wannabe (and her Mum) quicker than any of them. All his stories of going to visit his Mama in Italy is part of the act - I can imagine him larging it up on the private jet with a full catalogue of Victoria's Secrets models. #PlayaOfTheYear
Vardinio'sCat Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 well, erm, probably Hernandez at a push...
AyewJoking Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 On 06/01/2017 at 19:13, ROB-THE-BLUE said: albrighton??
AyewJoking Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 danny simpson can throttle me any day and i bet it feels so safe in big wes' arms.
foxgas Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 My girlfriend at the time thought Chris Garland was better looking than me and Frank Worthington! I wonder what the kit designers were on?
filbertway Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 There's been a lot of hunky D that's for sure, knocky has to be in for a shout just for his passion. He'd ensure that neither of you leave the bed till you're both satisfied before welling up because it was such an emotional experience. @Vacamion - I guess the big daddy bear in our current squad has to be big Was.
Vacamion Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 4 hours ago, foxgas said: My girlfriend at the time thought Chris Garland was better looking than me and Frank Worthington! I wonder what the kit designers were on? Awww man, this picture, for some reason, has fired a load of recognition synapses. I think I tried drawing it as a kid. Memories.
Strokes Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 On 06/01/2017 at 19:27, Sampson said: Hes like 16 in that picture and looks nothing like that anymore. If you genuinely think Zieler is ugly you must have pretty ridiculous standards tbf. The gayest argument ever.
Finnaldo Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 4 minutes ago, Strokes said: The gayest argument ever. The fact that a thread on a message board of which a solid majority are blokes, suggesting the most attractive member of an all male football squad makes this a fairly homoerotic thread from the off to be fair.
Leamington Fox Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 On 6 January 2017 at 22:41, sylofox said: I would think as Frankie Wortho shagged half of Leicestershire this don't need asking. I suspect about 0.5% of those of us born in the 70s in Leicestershire are the offspring of Wortho, even if we don't know it.
brisfox Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 18:00, Master Fox said: Gary Taylor Fletcher always gave me hope that, even as a fat, 60 something I could make an guest appearance in the first team before I die. He even looks like me, body shape wise.
brisfox Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 Twins with Ormonroyd. That's where the resemblance with Albrighton ends
Stadt Posted 10 January 2017 Posted 10 January 2017 Surely no other prem team could beat (looks wise, not the wanking kind of beat) an eleven of Kasper, Simpson, Hernandez, Morgan, Fuchs, Riyad, Drinky, James, Chilwell, Vardy and Slimani/Okazaki/Leo? Not great up front but a handsome team overall. Arsenal might be the closest challengers with Giroud, Xhaka, Mustafi and Sanchez
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