MPH Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Choices are 1. Vladimir Putin 2. Bill Cosby 3. Keith Vaz 4. Fred west 5. Gary Glitter Tough choice really....
Guest MattP Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Gary Glitter. Even better if we could have a sing-song as well.
Jattdogg Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Bill Cosby. Clearly loves his vagina so nothing to worry about (unless of course he is closeted then my anus will be finished for life)
Guest MattP Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Just now, Jattdogg said: Bill Cosby. Clearly loves his vagina so nothing to worry about. So does Glitter, just unfortunate that he likes it a bit younger than most of us. Neither appear to be consensual kind of chaps though.
Tuna Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Fred West, although we won't talk about his building skills as I heard he charges an arm and a leg
separator Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Fred West... i'm doing up my garden so he will have loads of tips on digging up a lawn.
Sharpe's Fox Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Fred West but I'd have a look around to see if the missus was about first like
Fox92 Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 26 minutes ago, MPH said: Choices are 1. Vladimir Putin 2. Bill Cosby 3. Keith Vaz 4. Fred west 5. Gary Glitter Tough choice really.... Well it's your thread, can't we have better option.
MPH Posted 5 June 2017 Author Posted 5 June 2017 I'd go for Vladimir Putin myself... id just invent some stuff and he'd keep plying me with drinks and food...
MPH Posted 5 June 2017 Author Posted 5 June 2017 Just now, Fox92 said: Well it's your thread, can't we have better option. Its supposed to to be a tough choice though?
Dr The Singh Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 1 hour ago, MattP said: Gary Glitter. Even better if we could have a sing-song as well. Youve always wanted to be in his gang
Countryfox Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Not sure about Fred West ... he'd really smell by now ... and he definitely wouldn't pay.
cambridgefox Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Vladimir.Imagine if someone started in the kebab house.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 Putin, I reckon he's a right geezer to have a few with
Foxxed Posted 5 June 2017 Posted 5 June 2017 With Putin, you may wake up in Siberia. With Cosby, your wife may not wake up. With West, you may not wake up. With Glitter, your child may not wake up. With Vaz, he'd have paid you your fee and bought you some cocaine. So it's either holiday in Russia, death of wife, death, death of child or a drug fueled party. I'd take the party in Russia. I bet Keith would love to meet Putin.
MPH Posted 6 June 2017 Author Posted 6 June 2017 1 hour ago, The Horse's Mouth said: Putin, I reckon he's a right geezer to have a few with He could probably teach you a few karate moves as well....
Alf Bentley Posted 6 June 2017 Posted 6 June 2017 I'd be pissed off if Putin insisted on riding around the bar bare-chested on his horse. Probably Glitter. He'd just stick something good on the jukebox and then disappear to the children's play area. Leaving me free to join Cliff Richard, Hitler and Dennis Wise at the bar.
Steven Posted 6 June 2017 Posted 6 June 2017 1 hour ago, Jon the Hat said: Putin obviously. Psychopaths are great company. That's what I tell everyone.
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 June 2017 Posted 6 June 2017 The difficult choice is who not to take a drink from. I like drink. If I accept a drink from all of them that's five free drinks - which is better than just one free drink.
Nick Posted 6 June 2017 Posted 6 June 2017 The taking a drink thing is I reckon misleading as it implies connotations of friendship or approval. You see id host a dinner party with them all - it'd be bloody fascinating with bloody being the main event probably... Seriously though I've interviewed a lot of people who have done very bad things and most of the list would interest me professionally.
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