Ryan Loft

[Collymore]

Deal might be off - 

 

Apparently when they were doing his medical they found an old Scale Electric, MegaDrive and Christmas tree in his stomach. 

[Collymore]

1 hour ago, Collymore said:

Deal might be off - 

 

Apparently when they were doing his medical they found an old Scale Electric, MegaDrive and Christmas tree in his stomach. 

Update - Surgeon said Scale Electric and Mega Drive out fine but they're struggling wirh lights that were still attached to the small, large intestines and the christmas tree. 

 

Transfers in the balance. If they can remove the lights without breaking any glass and rupturing any vital organs then the deal should be still good.

 

#pray4loft

[RumbleFox]

I am trying so hard to laugh at any of these "funny" posts but I simply can't.  X

[onekeithweller]

Apparently Spuds had no room for a Loft in their new home.

[WigstonWanderer]

Obviously this signing is a crowning achievement and tops off our window

[car1os]

7 hours ago, onekeithweller said:

Apparently Spuds had no room for a Loft in their new home.

Because they can never reach the top floor #3rdin2horserace

[Long Eaton Fox]

Cannot see any point in this. Scored 0 goals in 4 seasons. 

[norwichfox]

10 hours ago, RumbleFox said:

I am trying so hard to laugh at any of these "funny" posts but I simply can't.  X

you must try harder, surely Wymeswolds " It's a bit like killing two birds with one scone" caused you to break into a bit of a smile.

 

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[murphy]

11 hours ago, RumbleFox said:

I am trying so hard to laugh at any of these "funny" posts but I simply can't.  X

Not sure if this one's been done cus I'm not trawling through the rest of this thread.  Y'know, Life's too short.

 

Anyway, here goes.  This'll will get you.

 

Ahem.   I hear that our new forward signing is going to fill in at centre half next year.

 

(pause for effect)

 

Yes...  He's a Loft conversion.

 

Ah thank you.   

 

 

 

 

Edited 16 July 2018 by murphy

[funkyrobot]

13 hours ago, RumbleFox said:

I am trying so hard to laugh at any of these "funny" posts but I simply can't.  X

If it wasn’t for that kiss, I think we all would feel a bit like you’ve atticked us for joist trying to have a lath.

[HighPeakFox]

Cheese. 

[Stadt]

Fed up of our crawling board, we need to show better ambition rather than signing development squad cast offs.

[lcfcsnow]

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Ryan Loft is a big strong lad but lacks technique, his touch is often poor and his finishing is nothing special.

Sounds like the Beaglehole dream player.

[volpeazzurro]

I'm presuming that he's one of those you sign on for free, showcase him after a while then sell on or loan out at a profit. Cynical business isn't it. 

[Kinowe Soorie]

I'm board out of my mind with these lofty puns... 

[gerrytaggart]

[Willsan1]

17 hours ago, RumbleFox said:

I am trying so hard to laugh at any of these "funny" posts but I simply can't.  X

 

‘Eaves it out, some of these posts are getting good. 

 

There’s (sky) light at the end of the tunnel, certainly. 

[Nick]

All of you are wankers.

[WigstonWanderer]

 

[Foxy-Lady]

On ‎15‎/‎07‎/‎2018 at 15:52, Spudulike said:

Surely that's got to change, if that's the case. Not much use when our first team manager has a completely different approach.

Hopefully you are absolutely correct and either Beaglehole will be told to coach the U23s in a similar style to Puel's approach.......or they will get someone else who can!

[TonyN11]

6 hours ago, Swan Lesta said:

All of you are wankers.

Always impressed with a subtle response 

[TonyN11]

13 hours ago, Long Eaton Fox said:

Cannot see any point in this. Scored 0 goals in 4 seasons. 

Is he a defender or goalkeeper?

[funkyrobot]

7 hours ago, Swan Lesta said:

All of you are wankers.

I’m sensing you en-suite about this loft bantz?

[Nick]

12 hours ago, funkyrobot said:

I’m sensing you en-suite about this loft bantz?

Bantz? It honestly makes me want to self harm, trawling through the mass of tirelessly unfunny crap to find something out about a football player!

 

[EnderbyFox]

12 hours ago, TonyN11 said:

Is he a defender or goalkeeper?

 

You can usually find Loft up top.