Chant for Kurt Zouma?

[Clarkey123]

Gotta be a good chant for the upcoming West Ham game. What a despicable man.

[Fox92]

Everybody wants to be a cat.

[SemperEadem]

Will be Kurt Zouma what a w*nker, what a w*nker.

[Houdini Logic]

kittens... he only hits kittens...  

[st albans fox]

Just boo him …..everyone …….at the same time …….

 

a chant won’t have the same affect - look at the vardy chants from other clubs - it doesn’t work ….

Edited 8 February 2022 by st albans fox

[martyn]

I'm forever kicking kittens

Pretty kittens in the air.

They fly so high,

Nearly reach the sky,

Then like my dreams,

They fade and die.

Fortune's always hiding,

I've looked everywhere,

I'm forever kicking kittens

Pretty kittens in the air.

[Ashley]

Or ignore it and actually sing about our team and our players 🤷‍♂️

[st albans fox]

 

 

if you make a funny chant about what happened then you probably don’t have much empathy for the cat …..

 

our fans will then be lambasted 

 

he’s a disgusting human being and making songs about him doesn’t deal with the shame he should be feeling 

 

 

[los dedos]

Hate that I thought of this but....

 

Kurt Zuma you big disgrace  kicking your cat all over the place .

Something Something Something. 

 

To the tune of we will rock you .🙈

[Ely fox]

Pussy 

[Hales]

No funny or witty chants - a plain old boo or animal abuser.  It's not something to make light of and as a fan base I hope we wouldn't. It's not something funny to sing about

[Voll Blau]

4 minutes ago, Ashley said:

Or ignore it and actually sing about our team and our players 🤷‍♂️

Yeah. Not sure "witty" chants about an animal abuser should be top priority when we can't muster enough support to try and help our own team out of the muck at the minute.

 

Then again, chants about Mason Greenwood were cracking off at Notts County on Sunday so you do wonder what goes through our lots' heads a lot of the time.

[Adster]

Baffles me there is a thread for this.

 

What's wrong with focussing on our own players/chants? 

 

No wonder our atmosphere is garbage. 

[Clarkey123]

9 minutes ago, Ashley said:

Or ignore it and actually sing about our team and our players 🤷‍♂️

Nah that’s boring. He deserves a chant, especially playing for West Ham 😂…

[Guest BlueBrett]

If there's any justice in the world he wont be in the squad

[urban.spaceman]

RSPCA to the tune of YMCA?

[Clarkey123]

Just now, Adster said:

Baffles me there is a thread for this.

 

What's wrong with focussing on our own players/chants? 

 

No wonder our atmosphere is garbage. 

What’s wrong for calling out an absolute w*nker? Especially when he plays for a club renowned for being thugs.

[Dahnsouff]

Just break out The Love Cats  

[Clarkey123]

2 minutes ago, Adster said:

Baffles me there is a thread for this.

 

What's wrong with focussing on our own players/chants? 

 

No wonder our atmosphere is garbage. 

It’s called a little diversity. If you haven’t noticed it’s been happening in the premier league since it started… plus we’re coming off the back of a roasting from forest. Nothing wrong with a bit of a wind up in my eyes.

[st albans fox]

Just now, Clarkey123 said:

It’s called a little diversity. If you haven’t noticed it’s been happening in the premier league since it started… plus we’re coming off the back of a roasting from forest. Nothing wrong with a bit of a wind up in my eyes.

It’s not a subject for a wind up though

 

If he’s there he should just feel the hate from every self respecting human being in the stadium 

 

he’s scum 

[Adster]

3 minutes ago, Clarkey123 said:

What’s wrong for calling out an absolute w*nker? Especially when he plays for a club renowned for being thugs.

What's wrong is that most of our moronic fans prefer to further publicise, and focus on the actions of a scumbag, rather than attempting to boost the atmosphere and noise, of an underperforming team that we as fans support. 

 

2 minutes ago, Clarkey123 said:

It’s called a little diversity. If you haven’t noticed it’s been happening in the premier league since it started… plus we’re coming off the back of a roasting from forest. Nothing wrong with a bit of a wind up in my eyes.

Just because it's "been happening in the Premier League since it started" doesn't make it right. 

Also how is us coming off the back of a "Roasting from Forest" relavant to our game with West Ham and chanting about Kurt Zouma? Painful to read, this. 

[Ric Flair]

7 minutes ago, Fox92 said:

Everybody wants to be a cat.

George Galloway style? 

 

[Ric Flair]

6 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

RSPCA to the tune of YMCA?

Copycat 

[LCFCCHRIS]

7 minutes ago, BlueBrett said:

If there's any justice in the world he wont be in the squad

 

Not sure if it quite fits the tune but let's give it a try!

 

 

 

[Bert]

7 minutes ago, BlueBrett said:

If there's any justice in the world he wont be in the squad

 

Don’t think the lyrics will fit