Chant for Kurt Zouma?

[fox_favourite]

How about that the whole stadium makes a meow noise every time he touches the ball? That’ll spoil him.

 

It’ll be more entertaining than seeing goals go in.  

Edited 9 February 2022 by fox_favourite

[Jaspa]

Just to err on the side of caution, having the whole stadium thunderously boo him is a good thing to happen but there's a chance some of the racists in the crowd will be encouraged to shout their bile. Story could quickly flip from "abhorrent human being gets boo'd for an entire match", to "disgusting racist abuse at under fire player".

 

Not to say any of you are in the real world, but you know what some of our scroats are like at matches.

 

 

[shailen]

Kurt zouma's tragic, 

He kicks his own cat, 

He could have gone to jail, 

But the Hammers didn't fancy that. 

He walked up to the cat

and said chat s**t get banged 

I want to he a hammer

and kick you out the land. 

[rico]

41 minutes ago, fox_favourite said:

How about that the whole stadium makes a meow noise every time he touches the ball? That’ll spoil him.

 

It’ll be more entertaining than seeing goals go in.  

 

[The whole world smiles]

To the tune of "YUKI he'll eat your fuching dog" 

 

"ZOUMA he'll kick fuch out your cat, ZOUMA what a disgusting twat" 

Edited 9 February 2022 by The whole world smiles

[Saxondale]

To the tune of What’s New Pussycat:

 

He kicks pussycats, whoa-o-whoa-whoooooa-oh

[Guest Bob Hazels shorts]

After the weeks of embarrassing and childish anti Forest chants it may be wise to allow the RSPCA, police and club to take appropriate action?

 

Not a great outcome from the taunts to see a thick incited pitch invading meathead who was 11 at our last game, scum beating up plastic chairs and Forest humiliating us 

[FoxyJim1987]

Dunno about chants but reckon Zouma the feline abuser has a catchy ring

[Nalis]

5 hours ago, fox_favourite said:

How about that the whole stadium makes a meow noise every time he touches the ball? That’ll spoil him.

 

It’ll be more entertaining than seeing goals go in.  

Or a khisssss noise

[mozartfox]

He better not kick any Foxes this weekend.  I suspect he may be left out to take the heat out of this.  Does not reflect very well on the West Ham board.

[Dandy king]

Anything by curiosity killed the cat ? 

[boots60]

The I.C.F send signals from the rocks above the pass
The hammers take position in the bushes and the grass
Karen Brady is with Sullivan, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the moggie's when Sullivan is asleep
And he wakes to find the hammers dead, they were a load of twats
And Kurt Zouma rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)

 

Eat your heart out Chris Difford!

[Arriba Los Zorros]

All things bright and beautiful

all creatures Great and small

All things wise and wonderful

Kurt Zouma beats them all

[Duncan_K]

Now the RSPCA have taken his cats.

 

U2 - with or without you tune:

 

Zouma's a willy puller,

Zouma's a wa-a-a-an-ker,

And they took his cats away,

And they took,

And they took,

And they took his cats away

Zouma's a willy puller,

Zouma's a willy puller

[Duncan_K]

Just now, Duncan_K said:

Now the RSPCA have taken his cats.

 

U2 - with or without you tune:

 

Zouma's a willy puller,

Zouma's a wa-a-a-an-ker,

And they took his cats away,

And they took,

And they took,

And they took his cats away

Zouma's a willy puller,

Zouma's a willy puller

Didn't realise there was an autocorrect on this site, W@nker not willy puller

[David Hankey]

Something from 'Pussy Galore' or would that be too highbrow?

[sacreblueits442]

.. the liklihood is he will not be playing on Sunday, and the cats have now been removed from his premises!!!

[goose2010]

6 minutes ago, sacreblueits442 said:

.. the liklihood is he will not be playing on Sunday, and the cats have now been removed from his premises!!!

West Ham have fined him £250k (so two weeks wages) so i guess they are classing that as case closed. 

 

So i wouldnt be surprised if he does play. 

[AKCJ]

Supposedly West Ham have suspended him so he won't be available for Sunday.

[blueharmie]

Can anyone run on the pitch and give this fella a wallop? 

This would be deserved

 

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Like a cat of of hell

He'll be gone before Zouma comes

 

Like a cat of hell

He'll be gone before Zouma comes, comes home

Edited 9 February 2022 by Arriba Los Zorros

[Arkie Bennett]

3 hours ago, Arriba Los Zorros said:

All things bright and beautiful

all creatures Great and small

All things wise and wonderful

Kurt Zouma beats them all

The best yet, can I suggest changing beats to kicks?

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Just now, Arkie Bennett said:

The best yet, can I suggest changing beats to kicks?

good shout:

 

All things bright and beautiful

all creatures Great and small

All things wise and wonderful

Kurt Zouma kicks them all

[stourbridgefox]

I have had cats all my life and I have assisted cat welfare charities in managing a local colony of strays.

 

Two of these cats have been adopted by my family. I also love dogs and my family has two rescued dogs too.

 

But...I can still find it within myself to laugh at a witty chant about Zouma. Sometimes laugh at something is all you can do.

 

I still think he is a scumbag.

[Foxdiamond]

3 hours ago, AKCJ said:

Supposedly West Ham have suspended him so he won't be available for Sunday.

Agreed with others he is a scumbag . West Ham should suspend him for rest of season without pay. After all if he was injured they would have cope  Although only a gesture it would reflect better on the club that disgusting behaviour should not be treated lightly