Do you know any liars?

[Daggers]

I know this guy who works as an international football manager who says he picked his World Cup squad based on form. 

[Parafox]

1 hour ago, Daggers said:

I know this guy who works as an international football manager who says he picked his World Cup squad based on form. 

Well, Maddison's in, so... your point is?

[Parafox]

22 hours ago, worth_the_wait said:

The old ones, are the best!

Cheers. I'm an old one. And a bit of joke. 

[SpacedX]

Let's think...well, there was this bloke called Tincy. 

[Parafox]

Just now, Line-X said:

Let's think...well, there was this bloke called Tincy. 

 

 I was trying to remember his name yesterday.

 

For those that don't recall his tale:

 

He claimed he was walking across Bede Park when he heard a woman screaming. He went to investigate and found a man attempting rape a woman. He intervened and the "rapist" ran off. Apparently, the woman was so grateful that she invited Tincy to her house for dinner. (Not the same night, I don't think).

 

He claimed that he went, and dinner didn't get finished because she took him to bed, and he had the **** of his life as a way of her thanking him for saving her from being raped. (I think that's pretty much a precis of his tale).

 

 

[FLAN]

3 hours ago, FoyleFox said:

Yes. Nice portakabin in Oadby, at the time of the tales, circa 1996?

Yep. MCS?  Now I’m wondering who you are   And he was Mark Risely 

[st albans fox]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

 

 I was trying to remember his name yesterday.

 

For those that don't recall his tale:

 

He claimed he was walking across Bede Park when he heard a woman screaming. He went to investigate and found a man attempting rape a woman. He intervened and the "rapist" ran off. Apparently, the woman was so grateful that she invited Tincy to her house for dinner. (Not the same night, I don't think).

 

He claimed that he went, and dinner didn't get finished because she took him to bed, and he had the **** of his life as a way of her thanking him for saving her from being raped. (I think that's pretty much a precis of his tale).

That reads like the script of the worst porno movie ever …….

[SystonFox]

2 hours ago, Parafox said:

 

 I was trying to remember his name yesterday.

 

For those that don't recall his tale:

 

He claimed he was walking across Bede Park when he heard a woman screaming. He went to investigate and found a man attempting rape a woman. He intervened and the "rapist" ran off. Apparently, the woman was so grateful that she invited Tincy to her house for dinner. (Not the same night, I don't think).

 

He claimed that he went, and dinner didn't get finished because she took him to bed, and he had the **** of his life as a way of her thanking him for saving her from being raped. (I think that's pretty much a precis of his tale).

 

 

He got fed and then fed again. Was that his quote?

[RobHawk]

6 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

He got fed and then fed again. Was that his quote?

That was it. He was a weird dude

[SystonFox]

Babylad92? Tincy. This stage has had some greats

[RobHawk]

 Not a liar per day, but I think it fits well in this thread. 

 

I used to know a guy and about 15 years ago, he went to Bristol for the weekend. He came back with a Canadian accent which had never been heard in the first 4 years of knowing him.  

 

I haven't seen him for probably 5 years now but last time I did, he still had the ****ing stupid accent. 

 

Always blew my mind

[FoxesDeb]

2 minutes ago, RobHawk said:

 Not a liar per day, but I think it fits well in this thread. 

 

I used to know a guy and about 15 years ago, he went to Bristol for the weekend. He came back with a Canadian accent which had never been heard in the first 4 years of knowing him.  

 

I haven't seen him for probably 5 years now but last time I did, he still had the ****ing stupid accent. 

 

Always blew my mind

That's crazy 

 

Did he have an explanation?

[Wymsey]

Loads, like..:

 

 

 

[RobHawk]

8 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

That's crazy 

 

Did he have an explanation?

I'm not joking when I say he tried to play it off as if nothing had changed and he had no idea what we were talking about. 

 

He was a bit of a weird dude anyway and this completely finished me off tbh. 

 

His whole thing was that he was born and bred Canadian, but he moved to the UK when he was three and never had an accent. 

 

Honestly, it's still one of the weirdest things I've seen in my life. 

 

What is funny is I used to work at the local uni and he got a part time job in a neighboring department and a revelled in ensuring everyone knew that ****ing accent was fake. Backfired on me a bit as I'm sure a few thought it was so crazy I must be bullshitting 🤣

[RobHawk]

19 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

Babylad92? Tincy. This stage has had some greats

Lamby was another. Talked some right shite that boy before being banned

[FoyleFox]

2 hours ago, FLAN said:

Yep. MCS?  Now I’m wondering who you are   And he was Mark Risely 

Yep. Risley, that was the boy! I didn't work on the call centre with him, I was admin but somehow he and his tales infiltrated over. 

[FoyleFox]

1 hour ago, RobHawk said:

 Not a liar per day, but I think it fits well in this thread. 

 

I used to know a guy and about 15 years ago, he went to Bristol for the weekend. He came back with a Canadian accent which had never been heard in the first 4 years of knowing him.  

 

I haven't seen him for probably 5 years now but last time I did, he still had the ****ing stupid accent. 

 

Always blew my mind

Brilliant! Some people bring really rubbish souvenirs from their holidays, that's outstanding! 

And to not even mention it 😂

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, RobHawk said:

 Not a liar per day, but I think it fits well in this thread. 

 

I used to know a guy and about 15 years ago, he went to Bristol for the weekend. He came back with a Canadian accent which had never been heard in the first 4 years of knowing him.  

 

I haven't seen him for probably 5 years now but last time I did, he still had the ****ing stupid accent. 

 

Always blew my mind

It wasn't me. Sounds like the type from northern ontario where they play mushy cookie. Apparently a guy who was from there at my uni told me this stuff went down. Thought to myself who would play that game?

 

Bloody northerners!

[Vlad the Fox]

On 09/11/2022 at 00:01, Free Falling Foxes said:

Guy I worked with always had his holiday in the UK and always claimed the weather was great where he was. Even if it had been a cloudy/wet week in the UK, he always reckoned it had been fine and sunny where he went.

One year I had the same week off as him and was just 10 miles further along the coast in Hunstanton. Cold wet  week it was but, as usual, Dave was lucky again. Lovely week, sunny and warm he said.

Tw4t.

My grandad was the same, when anyone would ask him what the weather was like he’d proudly announce “didn’t put a coat on all week”. He used to come on holiday with us and he never took a coat with him. Used to drive my mum mad when it was slinging it down and he was getting soaked.  

[The Quick Brown Fox]

1 hour ago, Vlad the Fox said:

My grandad was the same, when anyone would ask him what the weather was like he’d proudly announce “didn’t put a coat on all week”. He used to come on holiday with us and he never took a coat with him. Used to drive my mum mad when it was slinging it down and he was getting soaked.  

Not quite the same, technically he's not lying, just omitting the parts about getting soaked haha. 

[FLAN]

14 hours ago, FoyleFox said:

Yep. Risley, that was the boy! I didn't work on the call centre with him, I was admin but somehow he and his tales infiltrated over. 

Now I’m wondering who you are…

 

[FoyleFox]

3 hours ago, FLAN said:

Now I’m wondering who you are…

 

Me too...

Is your username anything to do with your surname? And christian name initial S?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ye I do, my ex girlfriend - RIGHT FELLAS

 

 

[Chiltern Fox]

Jay from inbetweeners and Pinocchio.

[jonthefox]

21 hours ago, RobHawk said:

 Not a liar per day, but I think it fits well in this thread. 

 

I used to know a guy and about 15 years ago, he went to Bristol for the weekend. He came back with a Canadian accent which had never been heard in the first 4 years of knowing him.  

 

I haven't seen him for probably 5 years now but last time I did, he still had the ****ing stupid accent. 

 

Always blew my mind

Reminds me of a kid my lad went to school with. He would call sweets candy and say things like’ daaaad , can we go to the mooovies this weekend’ . Poor little tw@t had to go for a psychological investigation in the end. His dad blamed it on watching cartoons 🤨