Bobby De Cordova-Reid joins permanently - Official

[chuck'em]

2 hours ago, Paninistickers said:

Im really struggling for additional adjectives for him. 

 

I've gone through hundreds of variants of limp, effete, dandy, feeble, wispy, lame,. impotent 

 

AI is gonna have to boil through 1500 gallons of water to think of more after about 30 mins of nothingness. 

How about you save the water and keep your outdated opinions to yourself? You come across as an absolute moron with a superiority complex and an obsession with how another man looks and carries himself. Grow up.

Edited 24 February by chuck'em

[Muzzy_no7]

He played well tonight. 
 

Those dissing him probably thought LT had a good game when in reality he just wasn’t total crap.

[coolhandfox]

Credit were credit is due.

[HarryDee8]

1 hour ago, Devonfox1884 said:

Be tempted to start him on the left against Norwich.

I'm sure Silva used to play him as a winger at fulham. That is his better position. He's got pace to his skillset, just utilise that.

[MC Prussian]

Bobby De Cordova-Reid. Flair player. Very inconsistent.

One good to great game, followed by three to four mediocre ones.

[Arriba Los Zorros]

2 hours ago, MC Prussian said:

Bobby De Cordova-Reid. Flair player. Very inconsistent.

One good to great game, followed by three to four mediocre ones.

He wasn't a good buy let's be honest. Waste of money, he's looked extremely average at this level, although he's scored surprisingly many.

[StanSP]

Should never ever play on the LW again. 

[fox_favourite]

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[Rubbersoul]

The most nothing player we’ve ever had. 
 

 

[funkyrobot]

The Ghost of Bobby Reid™️ haunted that left wing with his effortless, ethereal, ephemeral nothingness. Was he even there? Did he even happen? Who can really say? A modern day ghost story. Terrifying. 

[Paninistickers]

Air.

 

Fancy selecting air to play a professional game, an amateur game even. And then paying air. From the very first time I saw him. Air.

 

Extraordinary. 

 

 

 

 

[JimJams]

Extraordinairy surely?

[Paninistickers]

 

 

The Butterfly de Cordova Reid effect is a chaos theory concept stating that tiny, initial changes in a complex system can lead to massive, unpredictable, and vastly different, long-term outcomes. Coined by meteorologist Edward Lorenz, it highlights how small, trivial events—like Butterfly de Cordova flapping its tiny fragile legs —can cause major, unforeseen consequences, such as a tornado weeks later. 

[SafewayFox]

If Reid stinks out the place (again) then I’m 100% putting him in the Ayew camp.

 

A hideous couple of signings.

[Mark]

Just now, SafewayFox said:

If Reid stinks out the place (again) then I’m 100% putting him in the Ayew camp.

 

A hideous couple of signings.

Already in it, these two signings and the reason for them is a big factor in why we are in this mess now

[SafewayFox]

1 minute ago, Mark said:

Already in it, these two signings and the reason for them is a big factor in why we are in this mess now

Sadly, I completely agree.

 

Reid had the small flurry of at least scoring a couple of goals this season.

 

 

[Paninistickers]

What on earth do managers see in his nothingness? 

 

Absolutely air as usual. 11 touches, the highlight being that weird second half 'pass' where, such is Bobby Socks' air strength, the ball stayed still after he kicked it. 

 

Never has the phrase 'waste of space' been more applicable. 

 

[beepee1984]

24 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

What on earth do managers see in his nothingness? 

 

Absolutely air as usual. 11 touches, the highlight being that weird second half 'pass' where, such is Bobby Socks' air strength, the ball stayed still after he kicked it. 

 

Never has the phrase 'waste of space' been more applicable. 

 

Could have been sent off again too

 

Should have had a yellow in 1st half injury time for kicking the ball away, before picking up a yellow for something just as stupid

[Chelmofox]

26 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

What on earth do managers see in his nothingness? 

 

Absolutely air as usual. 11 touches, the highlight being that weird second half 'pass' where, such is Bobby Socks' air strength, the ball stayed still after he kicked it. 

 

Never has the phrase 'waste of space' been more applicable. 

 

Has a good 'footballing brain' apparently. Which probably just means in a 1 to 1 capacity he just not a complete egotistical c**t. 

 

After that sending off should never be starting over players like Page and Mukasa. 

[lfu]

2 minutes ago, beepee1984 said:

Could have been sent off again too

 

Should have had a yellow in 1st half injury time for kicking the ball away, before picking up a yellow for something just as stupid

And he still had the impudence to act like his yellow wasn't completely deserved

[Ian Nacho]

55 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

What on earth do managers see in his nothingness? 

 

Absolutely air as usual. 11 touches, the highlight being that weird second half 'pass' where, such is Bobby Socks' air strength, the ball stayed still after he kicked it. 

 

Never has the phrase 'waste of space' been more applicable. 

 

I would assume he's playing for his pressing, especially in a game like today. Was very poor with the ball today. 

[lookwhaticando]

Highlight of the season was keeping the ball in on the touchline and then basically leaving it behind. 
 

Class. 

[Paninistickers]

8 minutes ago, Ian Nacho said:

I would assume he's playing for his pressing, especially in a game like today. Was very poor with the ball today. 

We can't afford that. I watch him closely every time he plays, as he's become some kind of para-nemesis for me. 

 

He does kinda press. But in the way kids might press me in the back garden. You can see it coming a mile off. You just switch feet, shift body weight and he's out. In every sense, he chases shadows. 

 

[HP1]

43 minutes ago, beepee1984 said:

Could have been sent off again too

 

Should have had a yellow in 1st half injury time for kicking the ball away, before picking up a yellow for something just as stupid

I said at the time that he must have a bet on that he will get booked in the game.

[Paninistickers]

1 minute ago, HP1 said:

I said at the time that he must have a bet on that he will get booked in the game.

I thought that too. Even the Comms hinted at that 

Edited 7 March by Paninistickers