Next Goal?

[moore_94]

When will we next score a goal?

[Blue ROI]

Pre-season

[supernuk]

When we are in the championship 

 

[nnfox]

There's still 2 minutes left in the West Ham game!

[Corky]

March 2027. Ayew bobbler v Walsall.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Not this season 

 

pathetic willy pullers 

 

sack the lot 

[Swarles Barkley]

Could you please define what “goal” means please?

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

What is this ‘goal’ that you talk of?

Edited 27 February by Wasyls Pec Deck

[when_you're_smiling]

Ungrateful. Vestgaard scored one only a couple of hours ago (feels longer). 

[TheShark]

Just hoping for a shot at goal before end of season 

[Mike Oxlong]

I don’t know when it will happen but I’m sure that the boys will be working hard to rectify the issue in training 

 

Edited 27 February by Mike Oxlong

[Dan]

Man Utd I think because when these records fall I feel like they never quite go beyond another game.

 

I'll be amazed if we get another point before May though. It's the most extraordinary circumstances.

[Aus Fox]

Stocksbridge Park Steels (A)

[Swarles Barkley]

Southampton looking good right now. Knowing us it will be a last minute consolation to lose 3-1

[niyaminski]

2 minutes ago, Swarles Barkley said:

Southampton looking good right now. Knowing us it will be a last minute consolation to lose 3-1

At this point, a goal is a goal!

[funkyrobot]

The odds of us actually scoring will soon become longer than us getting smashed more than our record victory of 9-0 before the end of the season. 

[Fox92]

Can't see us scoring in any of the next four games in all honesty. Possibly even five. Next realistic game is probably Southampton at home in May.

 

We knew this season was going to be tough but it has turned into an embarrassment. Since December it's been a disgrace.

[tinpot_fox]

56 minutes ago, Swarles Barkley said:

Southampton looking good right now. Knowing us it will be a last minute consolation to lose 3-1

We’re closer to Southampton on points than safety…

[Number 6]

This team is perfectly capable of being one of the better teams in the Champ but even by that standard we're playing below where we should. Fairly sure Champ teams meeting Prem clubs in the cups put up more fight, Plymouth a prime example! 

 

You can see that the confidence is completely gone. So many times we get into the opposition half, bit of space, and turn and go back. Wingbacks who don't get forward, no attack minded midfield (Wilf the most advanced again?), just awful.

 

The results are bad but could be forgiven with a degree of effort. The club has a whole has thrown in the towel.

[Lako42]

League 1

[Phil Mitchell]

Coulibaly’s testimonial.

[fazzyfox]

Mid October in the 2097 season....this dude scores

 

 

 

[Aus Fox]

11, the record in all time English league football is 11 games without a goal.

We’re at 6, the next 4 I don’t see where a goal comes from? So that record is in real danger. 
Wolves away could see us relegated and equalling the record for most consecutive games in all time league football without a goal.

[StanSP]

1 minute ago, Aus Fox said:

11, the record in all time English league football is 11 games without a goal.

We’re at 6, the next 4 I don’t see where a goal comes from? So that record is in real danger. 
Wolves away could see us relegated and equalling the record for most consecutive games in all time league football without a goal.

What a time to be alive. 

[Dan]

I'm about 50% sure it will be a team scoring an own goal for us. Either that or a total gift. We don't have any idea how to score goals. We're not suffering from bad variance - we just don't have a clue how to attack.