Birmingham (H) - Match Thread

[The Doctor]

jump Ayew you twat 

[Libertine]

Just now, Finnegan said:

 

Fml I'm at the time in my life where the ancient footballers are still younger than me. 

 

It's horrendous knowing I'm multiple years older than Jannik Vestergaard. Really can't get over it.

[Guest Bilo]

Just now, Finnegan said:

 

Fml I'm at the time in my life where the ancient footballers are still younger than me. 

 

The only thing that put me off Röhl was the thought of the manager being younger than me. When I grew up, managers were fat, bald and looked like they were a sausage roll away from heart attack.

[Samilktray]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Get proper skittish whenever Okoli or Thomas have the ball

I took a vow when I was 17 to do a shot every time someone used the word skittish. Just done my first shot since 

[Blanchflower78]

Really poor again. Just don't get what the gameplan is. Can't keep riding our luck every week.

[Bourbon Fox]

This is absolutely desperate

[The Doctor]

Just now, Bilo said:

The only thing that put me off Röhl was the thought of the manager being younger than me. When I grew up, managers were fat, bald and looked like they were a sausage roll away from heart attack.

Neil Warnock is still available, get him in

[54 Silver Fox]

1 minute ago, Staff said:

Ayew doesn't win headers, doesn't hold the ball up, doesn't press, he doesn't even pass the ball. What is he doing on the pitch 

Because we only have Daka to replace him.

[Staff]

GET AYEW OFF 

[Finnegan]

I've called Dykes shit so many times he's guaranteed to score. 

 

[JimJams]

Just now, The Doctor said:

jump Ayew you twat 

Is he on a tall bridge?

[Parafox]

3 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

he went over the ball, studs straight into the shin. Definitely a red

The ref has been about as bad as they get. Missed at least 1 yellow for both sides and let play go on when there was no advantage. 

[Vacamion]

 

There's going to be about quarter of an hour of added time, at this rate.  

[ramboacdc]

This game feels like it started 4 days ago....

[BillyFOX12]

Shit football

[Lcfc-1992]

Get Winks on for Ayew, need more bodies in midfield 

[deejdeej]

Just now, Bilo said:

The only thing that put me off Röhl was the thought of the manager being younger than me. When I grew up, managers were fat, bald and looked like they were a sausage roll away from heart attack.

Ahh good old Steve Evans

[GorlestonFox]

Abdul limping off

[Swarles Barkley]

Just now, Samilktray said:

I took a vow when I was 17 to do a shot every time someone used the word skittish. Just done my first shot since 

Skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish Skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish Skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish Skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish skittish 

[whoareyaaa]

ffs

[Tielemans63]

Dykes is the sort of massive, shit striker who'll cause us problems 

Edited 29 August 2025 by Tielemans63

[Simonb]

Dykes to score?

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, Bilo said:

The only thing that put me off Röhl was the thought of the manager being younger than me. When I grew up, managers were fat, bald and looked like they were a sausage roll away from heart attack.

And now that's us

[Staff]

Just now, JimJams said:

Is he on a tall bridge?

I wish 

[Finnegan]

1 minute ago, Bilo said:

The only thing that put me off Röhl was the thought of the manager being younger than me. When I grew up, managers were fat, bald and looked like they were a sausage roll away from heart attack.

 

1 minute ago, Libertine said:

It's horrendous knowing I'm multiple years older than Jannik Vestergaard. Really can't get over it.

 

In my defence, I'm still quite baby faced. 

 

If I stood next to Begovic I could probably convince people's he's me da