How Was Your Day?

[isaidno]

My wife gave birth to our first child at 12.30 this morning,  a beautiful baby girl.

[Soar Fox]

2 minutes ago, isaidno said:

My wife gave birth to our first child at 12.30 this morning,  a beautiful baby girl.

Congratulations cherish every moment as they grow up so quick.

 

My second child is due a week today, not looking forward to the sleepless nights again.

[stix]

On 04/07/2019 at 23:48, Facecloth said:

My mum tripped over her cat a couple of years ago. She was eating an egg custard at the time, the cat took one look at her sprawled on the floor and ate the egg custard she'd dropped. Anyway I'm digressing, she went to the walk in centre (well hop in) and was told it was sprain but if there was no improvement in 6 weeks go to drs. Turned out she'd broken a metatarsal, and it's never quite healed right. She wasn't in pain the whole time, she could walk fine, it just hurt in certain moments. I'd get it checked out asap, because you don't want it not setting properly.

 

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[Jimothy]

11 hours ago, isaidno said:

My wife gave birth to our first child at 12.30 this morning,  a beautiful baby girl.

Youri or Ayoze are lovely names for a girl 

 

Congratulations.

[Mike Oxlong]

12 hours ago, isaidno said:

My wife gave birth to our first child at 12.30 this morning,  a beautiful baby girl.

Congratulations 

 

This will undoubtedly be among the next days of your life. 

 

Also, good to know that your wife didn’t say no

 

 

[isaidno]

7 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Youri or Ayoze are lovely names for a girl 

 

Congratulations.

We'd chosen Leo for a boy after Ulloa, she won't let me change it to Leona .

[VLC86]

56 minutes ago, isaidno said:

We'd chosen Leo for a boy after Ulloa, she won't let me change it to Leona .

Just go with Ulloa, it’s Moroccan.

[Beliall]

ah shit

[Buce]

37 minutes ago, Beliall said:

ah shit

 

What does any of that mean?

[Beliall]

40 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

What does any of that mean?

its might mean they're coming. **** knows what the OP is on about though

[Wymsey]

Some Russian hacked, for some reason, into Bentley's Roof? 

[lavrentis]

Tempted to move back to Japan even though working there is absolutely dreadful, I just love the place.

[Alf Bentley]

19 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Some Russian hacked, for some reason, into Bentley's Roof? 

 

It would have to be a Russian with a quite detailed knowledge of English football.

 

My money's on Andrey Arshavin - still bitter about his career going into reverse at the Arsenal.

 

Edited 8 July 2019 by Alf Bentley

[Jimothy]

1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

It would have to be a Russia with a quite detailed knowledge of English football.

 

My money's on Andrey Arshavin - still bitter about his career going into reverse at the Arsenal.

I'm guessing Pavel Pogrebnyak.

[lavrentis]

I've moved back to near my home town and its scary even the new random people you meet know people you know/from your childhood. Hate it

[Izzy]

At my boys school sports day while the wife is at work. Surrounded by MILFs and yummy mummy’s. Worse ways to spend a morning 

[Izzy]

After 25 years of me being the main bread winner and the wife studying/working part time/looking after the kids, she's finally landed a really well paid full time job.

 

Hallefvckinlujah 

[Milo]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

After 25 years of me being the main bread winner and the wife studying/working part time/looking after the kids, she's finally landed a really well paid full time job.

 

Hallefvckinlujah 

Great news mate, you can kick back, relax and just work when you want to now...oh, hang on...

[Buce]

 

I got a spam email from an online pharmacy I bought some valium from last time I was due to fly, saying that they are pleased to announce that they are now official sponsers of Nottingham Forest FC.

 

If only they knew...

[Mike Oxlong]

On 09/07/2019 at 09:40, Izzy said:

At my boys school sports day while the wife is at work. Surrounded by MILFs and yummy mummy’s. Worse ways to spend a morning 

And they know exactly what you’re thinking  

[Jattdogg]

On 05/07/2019 at 16:09, isaidno said:

My wife gave birth to our first child at 12.30 this morning,  a beautiful baby girl.

Been a few days, you alive still or has lack of sleep destroyed you? Hows your daughter doing?

 

12 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

And they know exactly what you’re thinking  

That he cant wait to get home and have a 15 second wank?

[isaidno]

2 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Been a few days, you alive still or has lack of sleep destroyed you? Hows your daughter doing?

 

That he cant wait to get home and have a 15 second wank?

Mother and baby doing well.  The sleep deprivation isn't actually that bad.  Baby sleeps for 3 hours at a time.

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, isaidno said:

Mother and baby doing well.  The sleep deprivation isn't actually that bad.  Baby sleeps for 3 hours at a time.

Give it time haha. Does the wife feel the same?

 Some get lucky but for me going to work and helping with late night feeds took its toll. The wife used a breast milk pump  so she would feed my son at say 8pm, then id take the next feeding by 11 or so and sometimes in the early morning before work so she could get uninterupted rest too. Rinse repeat for my daughter.

[Mike Oxlong]

Have just bought a coffee but the woman who made it looks incredibly unhealthy and was continually scratching her head whilst preparing it.

 

Can’t bring myself to drink it and don’t want to make her lot worse by complaining.

 

I suppose that might be called a first world problem. 

 

 

[Alf Bentley]

10 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Have just bought a coffee but the woman who made it looks incredibly unhealthy and was continually scratching her head whilst preparing it.

 

Can’t bring myself to drink it and don’t want to make her lot worse by complaining.

 

I suppose that might be called a first world problem. 

 

 

 

Pouring the coffee over her head might lubricate her itchy scalp without getting her in trouble?