What grinds my gears...

[Buce]

7 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

People who put used loo roll in the bin instead of flushing it or, worse, fail to get it in the bin and just leave it sitting unfurled on the floor.  Happens almost every day where I work, absolutely baffling behaviour @Buce

 

It is indeed but why the tag?

[HighPeakFox]

Berks on phone-ins who try to validate or qualify their esoteric point of view of football by saying 'I've played the game'. 

 

So have we all, matey, and not least the ex-professionals you're trying to argue with. So don't somehow make out you're more objective than anyone else. 

[Finnaldo]

3 hours ago, Buce said:

 

It is indeed but why the tag?

 

You've been found out mate, time to come clean (for once!).

[Chiltern Fox]

12 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

People who put used loo roll in the bin instead of flushing it or, worse, fail to get it in the bin and just leave it sitting unfurled on the floor.  Happens almost every day where I work, absolutely baffling behaviour @Buce

Ain't this the norm in Greece? I remember doing it in Malia years ago.

[Carl the Llama]

5 hours ago, Buce said:

 

It is indeed but why the tag?

I think I know a dirty protest about Nordic geography when I see one. 

 

22 minutes ago, Chiltern Fox said:

Ain't this the norm in Greece? I remember doing it in Malia years ago.

'Lads on tour' is no excuse either.  Honestly...

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said:

I think I know a dirty protest about Nordic geography when I see one.

 

 

Yeah, right, like I'd drive all the way to Cambridge to do that.

 

I'd just post it to you.

[Kopic]

1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said:

 

'Lads on tour' is no excuse either.  Honestly...

Surely he means it's the norm as their plumbing can't handle shit roll? Ive been going to greece for years and it is very much the norm to put it in the bin, notices in most public loos asking you to. Same in a lot of countries I've been in. Having said that, I myself find it pretty rancid but there is a genuine reason for it. As for it happening in this country, I haven't really seen it, and missing the bin, no excuse for that.

[Chiltern Fox]

22 minutes ago, Kopic said:

Surely he means it's the norm as their plumbing can't handle shit roll? Ive been going to greece for years and it is very much the norm to put it in the bin, notices in most public loos asking you to. Same in a lot of countries I've been in. Having said that, I myself find it pretty rancid but there is a genuine reason for it. As for it happening in this country, I haven't really seen it, and missing the bin, no excuse for that.

Yep, that's what I meant kopic. I'm a clean freak otherwise. 

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Buce said:

 

Yeah, right, like I'd drive all the way to Cambridge to do that.

 

I'd just post it to you.

I'll be waiting by the letterbox  

 

1 minute ago, Kopic said:

Surely he means it's the norm as their plumbing can't handle shit roll? Ive been going to greece for years and it is very much the norm to put it in the bin, notices in most public loos asking you to. Same in a lot of countries I've been in. Having said that, I myself find it pretty rancid but there is a genuine reason for it. As for it happening in this country, I haven't really seen it, and missing the bin, no excuse for that.

The inventors of plumbing and hydraulic engineering can't figure out how to cope with small pieces of paper?  Seems legit.  My pissed up stag do explanation obviously makes more sense. 

 

And don't call me Shirley.

[Kopic]

12 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'll be waiting by the letterbox  

 

The inventors of plumbing and hydraulic engineering can't figure out how to cope with small pieces of paper?  Seems legit.  My pissed up stag do explanation obviously makes more sense. 

 

It absolutely is legit though.

 

14 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

And don't call me Shirley.

HAHAHA superb, I shall be saving that for future use.

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, Kopic said:

It absolutely is legit though.

 

HAHAHA superb, I shall be saving that for future use.

I think you're being rather offensive with your insistence that the Greeks can't use toilets properly tbh.

 

Thank you though, I came up with it myself.

[Kopic]

6 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

I think you're being rather offensive with your insistence that the Greeks can't use toilets properly tbh.

 

Thank you though, I came up with it myself.

I find it offensive they force me to put it in a bin, but we can't all win.

 

I still prefer that option rather than wiping my arse with a white towel, popping that in a bin for someone to take out, wash, and place back for use again (our owners).

[Countryfox]

With regard to this toilet related conversation ...    we were out foraging the other day ...   gathering all stuff from the wood then cooking and eating it ...   the boggins was a wooden plank over a hole in the ground and the toilet paper used was put in a tin at the side and set alight with a cigarette lighter that was positioned handily next to it.    Simple, eco friendly and effective ....    

[Buce]

44 minutes ago, Kopic said:

It absolutely is legit though.

 

HAHAHA superb, I shall be saving that for future use.

 

 

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

With regard to this toilet related conversation ...    we were out foraging the other day ...   gathering all stuff from the wood then cooking and eating it ...   the boggins was a wooden plank over a hole in the ground and the toilet paper used was put in a tin at the side and set alight with a cigarette lighter that was positioned handily next to it.    Simple, eco friendly and effective ....    

 

Have you ever wondered what wilderness hikers do?

 

[Countryfox]

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Have you ever wondered what wilderness hikers do?

 

 

Eat it ?

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

 

Eat it ?

 

Bury it, fool.

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Bury it, fool.

 

Sorry mate ...    I thought they ate it ...    and if they did a lot of hiking and ate enough ...   they started talking it ...   

[Buce]

4 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

Sorry mate ...    I thought they ate it ...    and if they did a lot of hiking and ate enough ...   they started talking it ...   

 

How rude.

 

I'll have you know I can talk shit on an empty stomach.

[Countryfox]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

How rude.

 

I'll have you know I can talk shit on an empty stomach.

 That’s one problem we didn’t have ...   a nice bit of pigeon and nettles here ...   with a bit of blackberry jus on it ...  

 

 

 

 

[Buce]

19 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 That’s one problem we didn’t have ...   a nice bit of pigeon and nettles here ...   with a bit of blackberry jus on it ...  

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhhhh, proper camp cooking with foraged food over a fire.

 

Probably my favourite thing in all the world.

[Danno]

20 hours ago, Langston said:

 

Our social media and general media output is terrible and cheap. Constantly misspelt subtitles and crudely Photoshopped heads on bodies on the matchday squad photos seems to be the current themes we're going for.

 

Also (and this really is something that's irrational on my part) it really winds me up when official club spokespeople / interviewers refer to the ground as 'King Power Stadium' and not 'the King Power Stadium' even though either are technically correct. The former just sounds weird in interviews, or like everyone is from Yorkshire / Lancashire. 

It’s so so bad, some of the stuff they post is embarrassing. 

 

Almost as bad as the crap Fuchs posts.

[Wymsey]

The current crisp packet campaign.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45652358

Plain daft and quite unnecessary imo.

 

[Beliall]

3 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

The current crisp packet campaign.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45652358

Plain daft and quite unnecessary imo.

 

Plain daft, salt and vinegar daft,, cheese and onion daft.........

[Stadt]

Upselling, bought FIFA at game and the dickhead says “and how many FIFA points will you be buying today?” They’re probably told to say it but then afterwards “would you like to take out disc cover so we can replace it for free, it’s a £1?” Nope, **** off.