What floats my boat.....

[Webbo]

Women in vest tops. 

[MC Prussian]

The smell of freshly-printed magazines and newspapers.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

love island

[Jattdogg]

Bubble wrap in mail packages Love poppin those bubbles.

[StanSP]

mesmerising

 

[Lcfc_lass10]

Bacon or sausage cob on a Saturday morning.

[RonnieTodger]

When you see someone their own packed lunch for work. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

On 2 July 2016 at 08:34, Lcfc_lass10 said:

Bacon or sausage cob on a Saturday morning.

Both, with hash brown

[Webbo]

23 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Both, with hash brown

Potato has no place on the breakfast table.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

1 minute ago, Webbo said:

Potato has no place on the breakfast table.

 

Potato has a place on every table, except the Premier League table (Spuds, fvck offff)

[Great Boos Up]

Matching up an old stray sock with it's long lost partner.

[Unabomber]

3 minutes ago, Great Boos Up said:

Matching up an old stray sock with it's long lost partner.

Not sure if referring to a wanking sock or not 

[Great Boos Up]

8 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

Not sure if referring to a wanking sock or not 

I'm a long term married man. Of course I mean wanking sock!

[Jattdogg]

5 hours ago, Great Boos Up said:

I'm a long term married man. Of course I mean wanking sock!

So when you have a pair of socks does that count as a threesome?

[Russell sprout]

On 9 August 2016 at 20:46, Unabomber said:

Not sure if referring to a wanking sock or not 

By wank sock do you mean the one which you clean yourself up with and pull inside out so the Mrs don't know,cuz all mine are like that

[Jattdogg]

Tight hugging yoga pants on fit women that have round booty.

[Dr The Singh]

Alexandra DAdario, she got her wabs out in true detective, fine specimen of a women

[Izzy]

Disney World Orlando. Even for an old middle aged bloke like me, it's still a magical experience...

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Disney World Orlando. Even for an old middle aged bloke like me, it's still a magical experience...

My wife wants to go somewhere warm over the xmas holidays. Florida is about a 24 hour drive from toronto and shes done it several times with her family in her younger days.  

 Im pushing for the Caribbean but at same time i got a 1.5 year old and 3.5 year old so might be easier to be in a place like orlando. She has family there too but i would not drive 24 hours in a car with 2 young kids 

[Dr The Singh]

52 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

My wife wants to go somewhere warm over the xmas holidays. Florida is about a 24 hour drive from toronto and shes done it several times with her family in her younger days.  

 Im pushing for the Caribbean but at same time i got a 1.5 year old and 3.5 year old so might be easier to be in a place like orlando. She has family there too but i would not drive 24 hours in a car with 2 young kids 

I drove for 10 hours accross the US to Canada.  The kids were ok with a few stops.  Do a stop over, were doing one at a mall, the Mrs can do some shopping, I can drink beer and the kids can watch a movie in the theatre.

 

[Jattdogg]

6 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

I drove for 10 hours accross the US to Canada.  The kids were ok with a few stops.  Do a stop over, were doing one at a mall, the Mrs can do some shopping, I can drink beer and the kids can watch a movie in the theatre.

 

Lol. My youngest  hits that 1 hour mark and just starts crying and wont stop until you stop. Sigh. Will see. I might just fly from buffalo to Florida as its much cheaper to drive the hour to the states and fly within the country.

 

Love how the family is bonding on that stopover

[Dr The Singh]

11 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Lol. My youngest  hits that 1 hour mark and just starts crying and wont stop until you stop. Sigh. Will see. I might just fly from buffalo to Florida as its much cheaper to drive the hour to the states and fly within the country.

 

Love how the family is bonding on that stopover

What breaks up families today is too much communication!!!!

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The new Walkers Sandwich crisps - Cheese, Cucumber & Heinz Salad Cream are probably my favourite crisp ever, the flavour is bang on

[The Doctor]

Letter from hmrc saying they owe me nearly 400 quid

[Izzy]

The Ryder Cup. Nothing else comes close in terms of sheer sporting drama and tension.