What floats my boat.....

[leicsmac]

11 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Reading the Fighting Cock forum after we've just beat them. Pure joy 

Biggest meltdown since Pripyat had to be turned into a ghost town.

[Carl the Llama]

Buying a jumper online for my sister for Xmas and and being rewarded with my targeted ads on here becoming a slideshow of all the scantily clad models whose outfits I clicked on for legitimate research purposes.  

[ScouseFox]

9 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Buying a jumper online for my sister for Xmas and and being rewarded with my targeted ads on here becoming a slideshow of all the scantily clad models whose outfits I clicked on for legitimate research purposes.  

haha, i let my housemate use my asos account in the summer and I still get adverts on every form of website I go on from asos telling me they know what bikini I want to look hot in the sun this summer. makes browsing things at work a bit sketchy sometimes though   

[StanSP]

 

[Royston.]

21 hours ago, StanSP said:

 

.........and then blow it up

[Wymsey]

A variety of different shops in the heart of your town, saving me money on both car parking and fuel to get into Leicester town.

@Webbo, @SystonFox, did you know a new Specsavers is opening (replacing the old Santander bank)?

Edited 13 December 2017 by Wymeswold fox

[Webbo]

1 minute ago, Wymeswold fox said:

A variety of different shops in the heart of your town, saving me money on both car parking and fuel to get into Leicester town.

@Webbo, @SystonFox, did you know a new Specsavers is opening (replacing the old Santander bank)?

Yes I saw the poster on the hoardings last week. Doesn't affect me, I always go to Asda because the wife works there and I get a free eye test.

[SystonFox]

I didn’t know about spec savers wymsey. Will transfer there cos I have to go into town for mine. Did use boggy fleas periodically but I ditched it cos the place is a dump

[leicsmac]

Leicester City FC.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Remembering that the ancient Satnav I had nicked from my car the other day not only doesn't stick to the windscreen anymore and takes about 10 minutes to wake up, but boasts the voice of Ken Worthington (John Shuttleworth's sole agent and TV's 'Clarinet Man') which I downloaded and replaced the original one with

 

 

[leicsmac]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43352073

 

Enjoy the big house, mon ami.

[Carl the Llama]

When you get a small irritation on your chin which when scratched produces one of those hairs about the thickness of 3 normal ones.  Heavenly.

[potter3]

18 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

When you get a small irritation on your chin which when scratched produces one of those hairs about the thickness of 3 normal ones.  Heavenly.

What

[Strokes]

21 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

When you get a small irritation on your chin which when scratched produces one of those hairs about the thickness of 3 normal ones.  Heavenly.

Have you just reached puberty?

[Carl the Llama]

4 hours ago, potter3 said:

What

1 hour ago, Strokes said:

Have you just reached puberty?

These buggers:

 

[bovril]

That's horror movie stuff right there. Small creatures are going to start appearing from your chin soon. 

[Strokes]

8 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

These buggers:

 

Have you been near Sergei Skripal?

Edited 18 March 2018 by Strokes

[Tuna]

Wrong thread.

 

 

Edited 18 March 2018 by Tuna

[Carl the Llama]

Apparently it's called pili multigemini, it's basically the result of numerous hairs growing from a single follicle.  There are no scientific records of it occurring in little bitches so that probably explains why you guys have never seen one before.

Edited 18 March 2018 by Carl the Llama

[Buce]

59 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Apparently it's called pili multigemini, it's basically the result of numerous hairs growing from a single follicle.  There are no scientific records of it occurring in little bitches so that probably explains why you guys have never seen one before.

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said:

These buggers:

 

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

These buggers:

 

I have a trimmed beard and get these every now and then.

[StanSP]

9 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

I have a trimmed beard and get these every now and then.

Don't encourage him to make him feel normal ffs

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

On 17/03/2018 at 17:38, Carl the Llama said:

When you get a small irritation on your chin which when scratched produces one of those hairs about the thickness of 3 normal ones.  Heavenly.

 

When you yank one of those thick bristly hairs out, it's more satisfying than when you have a monster shit that only requires one wipe. Amazing stuff

[StanSP]

playing football in the rain must be one of the best feelings in life.