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It's Friday 1st July and the scene is Colin Sexstone's office at BCFC. Keith Millen is enjoying a drink from the chairman's bar and Nicky Maynard is sitting in the 'comfy chair'

Sexstone... 'Well then Nicky. You're so important to us we are determined to keep you here and we'll pull out all the stops to keep our most valued player'.

Millen..........'I'm with the chairman all the way Nicky. We won't even consider letting you go to any Championship club whatever they offer'.

The phone rings and sexstone reaches over to answer whilst clicking onto speaker phone.

Sexstone......'Hello Sven, nice to talk to you but I think this call is going to be a waste of time I'm afraid'

Sven..............'Wellllll. We've looked down the back of all the chairs at the Walkers and we've got £4.25m together'.

Millen & Sexstone together....'****ing hell!' (Millen spits his scotch over the chairman's desk).

Millen...........'Nicky....I'll help you with your cases. Want to borrow my van for the move?'

Well...Might happen?

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It's Friday 1st July and the scene is Colin Sexstone's office at BCFC. Keith Millen is enjoying a drink from the chairman's bar and Nicky Maynard is sitting in the 'comfy chair'

Sexstone... 'Well then Nicky. You're so important to us we are determined to keep you here and we'll pull out all the stops to keep our most valued player'.

Millen..........'I'm with the chairman all the way Nicky. We won't even consider letting you go to any Championship club whatever they offer'.

The phone rings and sexstone reaches over to answer whilst clicking onto speaker phone.

Sexstone......'Hello Sven, nice to talk to you but I think this call is going to be a waste of time I'm afraid'

Sven..............'Wellllll. We've looked down the back of all the chairs at the Walkers and we've got £4.25m together'.

Millen & Sexstone together....'****ing hell!' (Millen spits his scotch over the chairman's desk).

Millen...........'Nicky....I'll help you with your cases. Want to borrow my van for the move?'

Well...Might happen?

theres an article today where Andrew Neville says we wont pay over the odds for the sake of it..

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It's Friday 1st July and the scene is Colin Sexstone's office at BCFC. Keith Millen is enjoying a drink from the chairman's bar and Nicky Maynard is sitting in the 'comfy chair'

Sexstone... 'Well then Nicky. You're so important to us we are determined to keep you here and we'll pull out all the stops to keep our most valued player'.

Millen..........'I'm with the chairman all the way Nicky. We won't even consider letting you go to any Championship club whatever they offer'.

The phone rings and sexstone reaches over to answer whilst clicking onto speaker phone.

Sexstone......'Hello Sven, nice to talk to you but I think this call is going to be a waste of time I'm afraid'

Sven..............'Wellllll. We've looked down the back of all the chairs at the Walkers and we've got £4.25m together'.

Millen & Sexstone together....'****ing hell!' (Millen spits his scotch over the chairman's desk).

Millen...........'Nicky....I'll help you with your cases. Want to borrow my van for the move?'

Well...Might happen?

Brilliant, you could image this happening as well :crylaugh:

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£4m+ is well over the odds, unless we give them Waghorn in part-exchange. Even then, it wouldn't be a great deal with Maynard's injury record..

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bit harsh!

Not really, I'm calling you an idiot based on your post, you've posted that some woman you don't even know is a slag.

This isn't the seventies, things have moved on, no need for comments like that.

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Not really, I'm calling you an idiot based on your post, you've posted that some woman you don't even know is a slag.

This isn't the seventies, things have moved on, no need for comments like that.

I didn't say that!

A person that knows him & her said it, i just copied and pasted it!

Anyways... Its all good!

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Imagine if he saw this last page, He'd definately not come now, people saying his missus is a slag. Awful.

It wasn't great, but I'm sure he's heard worse from the stands. I'd be pretty surprised if professional footballers make career decisions based on the chit-chat of a few spotty teenagers on the internet.

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It's Friday 1st July and the scene is Colin Sexstone's office at BCFC. Keith Millen is enjoying a drink from the chairman's bar and Nicky Maynard is sitting in the 'comfy chair'

Sexstone... 'Well then Nicky. You're so important to us we are determined to keep you here and we'll pull out all the

stops to keep our most valued player'.

Millen..........'I'm with the chairman all the way Nicky. We won't even consider letting you go to any Championship club whatever they offer'.

The phone rings and sexstone reaches over to answer whilst clicking onto speaker phone.

Sexstone......'Hello Sven, nice to talk to you but I think this call is going to be a waste of time I'm afraid'

Sven..............'Wellllll. We've looked down the back of all the chairs at the Walkers and we've got £4.25m together'

Millen & Sexstone together....'****ing hell!' (Millen spits his scotch over the chairman's desk).

Millen...........'Nicky....I'll help you with your cases. Want to borrow my van for the move?'

Well...Might happen?

Ha ha ha Brillo

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lol, i didnt mean to offend anyone.

Just having a laugh, people need to chill out man! haha.

But sorry to the people that can't seem to do that!

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Well as soon as we have actual confirmation that Maynard is hunting for bigger game, maybe time to start turning towards people who actually want to play for us, not people who risk going out of their depth at the deep end they call the Premier League.

I agree. What's the harm in wanting players like Neil Danns who want to play on the PL and believe they can do it with us? Maynard needs to take a reality-check. It's not like the PL teams are queuing up for him.

In fact, I hope Brizzle end up keeping him and then he ****s off for free to somewhere else.

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Really not sure on Maynard don't think its worth gambling so much of our budget on a player who could potentially have a injury prone season, as did last season. I think we should stretch the offer only 2.5M at highest I don't want us to panic and fork out a massive amount of money as I think it would be too big a gamble to take.

08-09- 42 games- 11 goals

09-10- 42 games- 20 goals

10-11- 13 games- 6 goals

If Bristol Shitty I mean City want ridiculous money for him then I think we should look at other targets, e.g. Ricardo Fuller. :trumpet:

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Really not sure on Maynard don't think its worth gambling so much of our budget on a player who could potentially have a injury prone season, as did last season. I think we should stretch the offer only 2.5M at highest I don't want us to panic and fork out a massive amount of money as I think it would be too big a gamble to take.

08-09- 42 games- 11 goals

09-10- 42 games- 20 goals

10-11- 13 games- 6 goals

If Bristol Shitty I mean City want ridiculous money for him then I think we should look at other targets, e.g. Ricardo Fuller. :trumpet:

Nearly 100 games in 3 seasons doesn't really backup your point of him being injury prone!

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carlos

You didn't say it but you posted it.

You think it's funny?

I can have a laugh and I can be fairly 'chilled' but that kind of comment is childish, sexist and nasty.

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