kyleolly Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 Try my best to piss it up the wall and probably be dead within a month and leave what's left of it to my mum so she could use it sensibly!
The God Emperor Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 find a down on their luck member of the aristocracy and buy his title and land off of him. legally change my surname to have Von in front of my actual surname so that I sound more like a noble. then piss most of it up the wall trying to turn Skegness into a true city of Vice to rival Vegas by building loads of casinos, brothels etc and buy myself some trendy friends
isaidno Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd help our friends out at Coventry by buying the Ricoh arena..... Then sell the land to travellers !
Jaspa Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd help our friends out at Coventry by buying the Ricoh arena..... Then sell the land to travellers ! Think thats part of their problem tbh The 'travellers' cant buy the place in the first place
Guest MattP Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd pay the best detectives/chancers/crooks/false witnesses in the World to somehow manage to plant evidence that would get Keith Vaz arrested with regards to Operation Yewtree,
I am Rod Hull Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 Priority 1 - Buy the Snickers brand name and change it back to Marathon. Buy a few dozen MP`s to lobby parliament and make cat hunting with flamethrowers legal. Buy a flamethrower. Repatriate all the Brummies in South Derbyshire. Buy some bagpipes. The rest would be spent on a quest for the Holy Grail.
Fox92 Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 Priority 1 - Buy the Snickers brand name and change it back to Marathon. And starburst back to opal fruits please?
whoareyaaa Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I would sort out the family and friends then buy a Bugatti, Enzo and Lambo... Buy a few million pound houses around the world Monaco, America, England.... invest some into a few businesses. Then go on a world tour shagging some top notch ten out of ten pussy while drinking champange and partying.
leicsmac Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd stay away from the golddiggers. Cracking lay most of them would undoubtedly be, would result in too much time and wasted money in court/time and wasted money with the solicitors having to settle.
Kitchandro Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 You'd ruin yourself and I'd imagine someone would talk you out of it Maybe I'd just buy enough shares to control the stadium, ticket prices and matchday stuff then The Thais or whoever can stick to all that other bollocks I certainly wouldn't see the point of being on your death bed with millions underneath it and wishing you'd done more or wishing you'd fulfilled your dreams. The whole point of having that kind of money would be to spend it on things that you've always wanted and that would mean something to you.
Kitchandro Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I can't believe I forgot the chair! Here's another question: If you were Brewster from Brewster's Millions, what would you do? Stick or twist?
Finnegan Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 Actually yeah, buy a TV Network and revive all the good shows that got cancelled. Give Deadwood a fitting end etc. On a similar note I found out something the other day. Fraser's dad in Due South did the voice of Babar the Elephant. MIND...BLOWN! Gordon Pinsent, yeah, he's fantastic. He's oddly unrecognizable in Due South, I always found, Got a pretty big part in the Shipping News, too. He's much bigger in Canada. Or at least, his fame is anyway, I'd imagine he remains roughly the same dimensions wherever he lives. Ha,many many years ago my mate and I were in Australia and wouldn't go out on the town until we had watched Due South as we hadn't seen these episodes in the UK.Pissed up around Sydney singing"there's four directions on this map,but you're only going one way.Duuuueeeee South" Fond memories for me,not for the Aussies in close proximity ! absolutely heroic.
ousefox Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd probably buy all the houses in my street to make a huge house. Give money to a few mates and family. Do all the travelling etc until i got bored then start a charity type business. I probably wouldn't tell anyone other than people very close to me if i won. I have no idea why people go public with their winnings.
Rincewind Posted 25 June 2013 Posted 25 June 2013 I'd buy 10 Downing Street and make David Homeless. Let's see how he likes it. Seriously. I have no idea as I don't play it. I would not go public on a message board. Begging letters by post is bad enough without being swamped by PM's.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 25 June 2013 Author Posted 25 June 2013 I'd buy 10 Downing Street and make David Homeless. Let's see how he likes it. Seriously. I have no idea as I don't play it. I would not go public on a message board. Begging letters by post is bad enough without being swamped by PM's. I would message it on here. Noone really knows you from adam. And even then, what harm can a PM do?! You'd feel like Bruce on Bruce Almighty trying to answer everyone's prayers
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Well I won, £6. Might have to put the Ferrari on hold but a win is a win.
foxfanazer Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Buy a house in a few different countries, use them as holiday homes and rent them out when you're not there. Buy my mum whatever house she wants and give her enough money to live off. Take the lads on a mega holiday somewhere! Go travelling with the girlfriend. Get to some major sporting events. Wimbledon Final, World Cup, champions league etc. Buy or build a massive barn conversion with land to build a 5 a side football pitch and tennis court and maybe a 9 hole golf course Oh and pay off Beckford and Danns contracts
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Here's another question: If you were Brewster from Brewster's Millions, what would you do? Stick or twist? Go for the $300 million! Even if you fail you have a hell of an adventure getting there. Brilliant film that
Jimothy Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Well I won, £6. Might have to put the Ferrari on hold but a win is a win. http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=400360923984 You still might have to put a bit towards it though.
Bert Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 I'd spend the next few years going to every major sporting event possible. I'd travel the world playing every golf course I wanted to. I'd put £500,000 behind the bar in Ark Bar, Koh Samui and stay there until i'd spent it all. Then i'd go home buy the local boozer that most of my cretinous mates drink in, knock it down and watch the uproar unfold. Becoming a Multi-Millionaire would end you.
Heart-Shaped Fox Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 I'd defininitely buy a small footbakll club and try and get them up through the leagues
anotherharboroughfox Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 By myself a trip to the moon or the International Space Station probably. among other thing (family etc)
RonnieTodger Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Buy Maryland Chicken, raise the price of Chicken Strips by 50p and watch the rest of Braunstone collectively lose its mind. The other £115,800,000 I'd probably do all the cliché's. Sort family out, Aston Martins etc.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 26 June 2013 Posted 26 June 2013 Buy Maryland Chicken, raise the price of Chicken Strips by 50p and watch the rest of Braunstone collectively lose its mind. The other £115,800,000 I'd probably do all the cliché's. Sort family out, Aston Martins etc. ... so you value Maryland Chicken as a company at £41,200,000? Unless Ken is their chief accountant
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