Where is THEBIGJOHNSTEADER?

[Renart]

I am worried. His last post was the 4th October... Most posters I do not worry about if they haven't posted for a while but this man... Prison? rehab? Gone to join ISIS? Still tied to a brass bedstead after a somewhat experimental and kinky experience went wrong?  Ran out of innuendos? Picked up by Yew Tree?

 

His insight is exactly what I need at the present moment  to get me through this dark time.

[Buzzell]

I do miss him. Some of his input on this forum is fantastic.

#prayforTHEBIGJOHNSTEADER

[Danno]

His posts were shite anyway.

[Renart]

His posts were shite anyway.

 

I don't even recognize your name which just shows how memorable your 4,973 posts have been.  

 

#prayforTHEBIGJOHNSTEADER 

[Guest Papasmurf]

Fatal wanking accident?

[sylofox]

I am worried. His last post was the 4th October... Most posters I do not worry about if they haven't posted for a while but this man... Prison? rehab? Gone to join ISIS? Still tied to a brass bedstead after a somewhat experimental and kinky experience went wrong?  Ran out of innuendos? Picked up by Yew Tree?

 

His insight is exactly what I need at the present moment  to get me through this dark time.

He is praps steering clear of you. You do realise stalking is an offence.

 

Mods has this got anything to do with this forum really?

[Finnegan]

Fatal wanking accident?

Dead, hanging from a door handle by his dressing gown with his ankles behind his head and his fist up his arse.

[Captain...]

Dead, hanging from a door handle by his dressing gown with his ankles behind his head and his fist up his arse.

 

Oh he's not dead, that is how he hunts...

[Unabomber]

Decent poster who always made some good points, hopefully he returns soon.

[ozleicester]

Dead, hanging from a door handle by his dressing gown with his ankles behind his head and his fist up his arse.

 

Didnt you remember the "safe word"? 

[TOMBlcfc]

I believe we've found the reason for our recent poor form

Out of interest does anyone know what his last post was?

[Unabomber]

I believe we've found the reason for our recent poor form

Out of interest does anyone know what his last post was?

Something about Pearson's arsehole prob

[EnderbyFox]

 

Dyche has only got one shirt which he is refusing to wash until Burnley win a game. So, could it be the smell that put our players off today? Serious question.

No seriously, hear me out you scrots. When a girl has a really kiffy minge it gives you a flop on yes? Well maybe the same thing can happen on a football pitch

 

[lgfualol]

He turned into babylad92

[bovril]

Maybe he's taking one long shit until we start winning again.

[purpleronnie]

Eloped with Zingari.

[Fox92]

I don't even recognize your name which just shows how memorable your 4,973 posts have been.  

 

 

At least he just doesn't refer everything to something sexual.

[cambridgefox]

He was amusing,that's all,really didn't get the TBJS love in to be fair.Not his fault but my taste.There are some really funny blokes on here with a clever dry sense of humour that get my vote .

[Rincewind]

morphed into another poster?

 

I never read many of his posts which I assume were mainly in the football section.

[foxfanazer]

Pearson out!

[VLC86]

Dead, hanging from a door handle by his dressing gown with his ankles behind his head and his fist up his arse.

You seem to know an awful lot about his situation, very suspicious.

[VLC86]

If there is a post to go out on that is pretty high on the list.... Or it would be if I hadn't just quoted completely nothing.

[Mike Oxlong]

My sources have told me he's just been ordained.

[Soar Fox]

Didn't even notice he'd stopped posting tbh.

[surrifox]

had him on my ignore list