VLC86 Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 There's a great drinking game called 'nice one jeff', anytime jeff does something stupid or funny take a swig... It's pretty dangerous Jeff takes a throw in that never makes it in= neck a litre of Absinthe.
Jimothy Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 i think he's talking about wymesy and and leicesterpool He was talking about two people, these are clearly the same person.
Dan Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Jeff takes a throw in that never makes it in= neck a litre of Absinthe. Jeff shoots on target - absinthe through the nose.
The Doctor Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I've finally bitten the bullet and taken him out of my fantasy team so can guarantee he scores this weekend.
Wymsey Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Was Schlupp initially a forward whilst with the academy etc? I'm confused with him - he rarely hits the target, defensively badly-positioned, crosses are terrible, throws go to opposition player first; but just seems a presence with his pace and strength.
filbertstreet Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Was Schlupp initially a forward whilst with the academy etc? I'm confused with him - he rarely hits the target, defensively badly-positioned, crosses are terrible; but just seems a presence with his pace and strength. originally trained to be a goalpost but they couldn't stop him
ozleicester Posted 29 September 2015 Posted 29 September 2015 originally trained to be a goalpost but they couldn't stop him yeh but our academy in all its genius, decided they could change him and now hes a just 2nd rate corner flag
ScouseFox Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 when he went over the advertising board today 9/10 funniness rating.
Beliall Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 He got a shot on target AND scored. Now that's funny
lgfualol Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 when he went over the advertising board today 9/10 funniness rating. Maybe the bang on the head has given him Cambiasso-level intelligence with that well struck goal. Every time he bangs his head he goes from clever to dim, clever to dim.
Unabomber Posted 3 October 2015 Author Posted 3 October 2015 funny when he scored and was like omg I didn't blast it near post for no reason and it go wide I actually did what I was meant to do and it went in and now I don't know what to do. Love that. I'm just so glad he is making shit loads from football cos man would not stand a chance in real life imo.
ScouseFox Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 the start of the run for his goal makes me laugh hard, he gets the ball and for a good ten seconds you can see in his face he is thinking oh please fu ck please someone take this ball off me i dont know what to do with it. great finish tho.
Jimothy Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 Maybe the bang on the head has given him Cambiasso-level intelligence with that well struck goal. Every time he bangs his head he goes from clever to dim, clever to dim. So he's in clever mode now? We need to get him a Cech-like helmet.
StanSP Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 the start of the run for his goal makes me laugh hard, he gets the ball and for a good ten seconds you can see in his face he is thinking oh please fu ck please someone take this ball off me i dont know what to do with it. great finish tho. He had ACRES of space to run in to and just jogged through to it
The Doctor Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 Did someone ask if he was a striker at the academy to start? Was until about halfway through the title winning season when pearson stuck him at left back.
VLC86 Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 Did someone ask if he was a striker at the academy to start? Was until about halfway through the title winning season when pearson stuck him at left back. Sven put him at left back in a friendly.
johnny the fox Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 he spoke really well after the game.. the lad has his head screwed on right...
Vicki Vixen Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 funny when he scored and was like omg I didn't blast it near post for no reason and it go wide I actually did what I was meant to do and it went in and now I don't know what to do. Love that. I'm just so glad he is making shit loads from football cos man would not stand a chance in real life imo. funny when he scored and was like omg I didn't blast it near post for no reason and it go wide I actually did what I was meant to do and it went in and now I don't know what to do. Love that. I'm just so glad he is making shit loads from football cos man would not stand a chance in real life imo. Looked like he was shaping for a near post blast until their right back distracted him just before he pulled the trigger.
lgfualol Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 his voice is nuts I always thought his voice would be all goofy and going high-pitched every other word. Disappointed.
Thracian Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 I hope he looks at the video and fully appreciates the benefits of staying cool and hitting his shots on target.
ScouseFox Posted 3 October 2015 Posted 3 October 2015 tbh id kinda hope he was already fully aware of "the benefits of hitting shots on target"
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