adam95581 Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 Jeffrey 'y'know' Schlupp... hahaha oh God...he's the new Wes 'ummm' Morgan
Munshi Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 I just love Jeff. The way he runs on the outside of the defender EVERY single time and still beats him is my favorite thing about him.
Dan Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 No one finds him funny he is simply weird. You went from saying Jeff's hilarious to saying he's simply weird. Truly disgraceful. Banned.
Unabomber Posted 19 May 2015 Author Posted 19 May 2015 You went from saying Jeff's hilarious to saying he's simply weird. Truly disgraceful. Banned. I was on about scouse bro
Riyad_Suarez Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 I thought it was funny on Saturday when Adam Johnson came on and found himself chasing the number 15 up and down our left wing...
orangecity23 Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 It's not a Jeff moment, but I enjoyed Kasper yelling at Mahrez to line up a free kick wall in the Newcastle game: Kasper just shouting 'RIYAD' over and over in full Partridge 'Dan' mode, while Riyad is completely oblivious as if he doesn't understand the words, even though it's his name being shouted over and over.
FoxInTheBirstallBox Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 West Ham at home when they were making a sub and they held up number 15 and Schlupp started walking off and one of our players had to tell him to stay on. Pearson did a glorious double handed point to schlupp shouting NOT YOU NOT YOU lmfao he goes from playing like Pele to having the grace of a mouldy apple in 0.6 seconds and i ****ing love it
theessexfox Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 I don't think I've ever heard him in an interview actually he's so loveable
FoxInTheBirstallBox Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 Jeff if you or any of your family are reading this, I love you man, you are just, JeffNO WORDS
orangecity23 Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 How do we not have a chant for Jeff? Absolute hero. The only way is Schlupp Jefffffreeeeeyyy He'll score a goal or two The only way is Schlupp, Jefffffrrreeeeyyy He's friends with Joe Dodoo(*) (*) He might not be mates with Joe Dodoo, but it's too good a rhyme to pass up.
MaglusTheGr8 Posted 19 May 2015 Posted 19 May 2015 Jeff if you or any of your family are reading this, I love you man, you are just, Jeff NO WORDS If I could + you any more I would. Not just because I liked your comment but because your sig is fantastic. Sorry, but I'm going to steal it for something.
ScouseFox Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 He got really angry at one point yesterday first half cos kasper didn't give him a quick throw/kick out when he was in space. So the next time kasper had the ball he booted it straight to Schlupp in space and he wasn't even looking . He was well funny first half yesterday. Hero.
VLC86 Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 He nearly cleared the stand with a pass yesterday if I remember rightly as well as his standard 'I thought I was in he centre circle when actually I was on the by line' and dribble it straight off in the second. Nearly scored a cracker as well though, love Jeff!
ScouseFox Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 Yeah when he hit the side netting that was classic Jeffery behaviour. Ran 90 yards did really well, messed it up and just ran straight back again.
StanSP Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 I find it very amusing the way he falls after a tackle. Arms and legs flailing about.
sdb Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 He showed some class touches yesterday! 2nd half especially. He also failed to complete a pass for about 20 mins in the first half. Love him so much.
General Smuts Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 That 90 yard run yesterday when all the way through we knew he'd never bag at the end. Hero.
sdb Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 True, although in fairness he made half the QPR team look like statues on that run.
ScouseFox Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 Hahaha glad I wasn't the only one who clearly got massively excited as he was hitting the nitro blast past the whole qpr team despite knowing he'd blast it wide anyway.
Unabomber Posted 25 May 2015 Author Posted 25 May 2015 Absolutely lumped on Jeff to boot the ball out of play over 10.5, for it to come in after 20 mins was a shock but profit is profit
foxfanazer Posted 25 May 2015 Posted 25 May 2015 He's become a bit of a cult hero our Jeff. That run and strike was great
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