HybridFox Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 A spot in the Leicester Mercury blog today what would happen if Ranieri called Pearson for advice on relegation... Made me chuckle
M0901 Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 2 minutes ago, TK95 said: A spot in the Leicester Mercury blog today what would happen if Ranieri called Pearson for advice on relegation... Made me chuckle Haha, pretty much hit the nail on the head with this one.
foxy boxing Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 Claudio" so how did you manage to avoid the drop when you were bottom at Christmas" Pearson" I switched to a back three and we miraculously stayed up and even finished fourteenth" Claudio"i think i'll just keep things the same and hope we get ourselves out of trouble" Pearson" o.k then" Pearson walking away" what an ostrich"
smudger63 Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 Claudio " nigel how do i get us out of this mess and avoid relgation? Pearson " fvck knows, ask Cambiasso!
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 20 minutes ago, evil jack said: "I can. you can't"
Guest Danny Clender Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 Claudio may want to clarify if Nigel thinks the season is waxing away.
Countryfox Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 45 minutes ago, smudger63 said: Claudio " nigel how do i get us out of this mess and avoid relgation? Pearson " fvck knows, ask Cambiasso!
Brooksy Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 51 minutes ago, Danny Clender said: Claudio may want to clarify if Nigel thinks the season is waxing away. My arse, pr1ck
Tielemans63 Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 Claudio: Hi Nigel, its Claudio, I need some advice on how to keep the team in the Premier League. Nigel: Basically Claudio, you need to be together, you need to be very concentrate and you need to fight. Claudio: Thanks Nigel, I hadn't thought of that.
Chico1958 Posted 16 February 2017 Posted 16 February 2017 Claudio: Hi Nigel, how do I get out of this mess ? Nigel: Have you got a son ? Two other nobs and a couple of prostitutes ? Claudio: No sorry Nigel: Sorry about that, can't help you then. Claudio: It's OK, really it's OK Nigel: Best of luck keeping the Team up though
filthyfox Posted 17 February 2017 Posted 17 February 2017 21 hours ago, bovril said: "Hey Nigel, want to touch my winners medal?" ....hey Claudio.... want to touch mine?
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 February 2017 Posted 17 February 2017 CR - Hi , Nigel, I need your advice on how to avoid relegation. NP - Hi Claudio. Congratulations on last season. Leicester treated me like shit Claudio but I'm not the sort to bear grudges so I'm still prepared to help. There's this cracking player I know that's gone under the radar of everybody. He's a bit like a British Lionel Messi in terms of the impact that he would have on your team. If you're lucky you might be able to get him and by a huge coincidence I just happen to have his contact details on me ....... (calls upstairs) James, get off that fvckin X Box and come out of your sodding bedroom. I've got someone here on the phone who wants to give you a fat long contract .......
filbertway Posted 17 February 2017 Posted 17 February 2017 2 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said: CR - Hi , Nigel, I need your advice on how to avoid relegation. NP - Hi Claudio. Congratulations on last season. Leicester treated me like shit Claudio but I'm not the sort to bear grudges so I'm still prepared to help. There's this cracking player I know that's gone under the radar of everybody. He's a bit like a British Lionel Messi in terms of the impact that he would have on your team. If you're lucky you might be able to get him and by a huge coincidence I just happen to have his contact details on me ....... (calls upstairs) James, get off that fvckin X Box and come out of your sodding bedroom. I've got someone here on the phone who wants to give you a fat long contract .......
Thracian Posted 18 February 2017 Posted 18 February 2017 Ranieri: "Look Nigel, I'm sorry I intruded. The fans thought I could walk on water after we won the title but I'm so far out of my depth it's like I've got the entire Aegean Sea washing over me. "I'm haunted at night by that Eurovision Song Contest where the UK got "Nul points". "We've got Nul goals this year, apart from in the egg-cup, next-to "nul" points and "nul" hope according to my fast disappearing former fans in the media." Pearson: "At least you've got a job and though you've been acting like a big bird who's prepared to sit back and get stuffed, you're not an ostrich. I got lots of points in my last months but still got shafted (all round, in a manner of speaking). Ranieri: "Can't you just come back and get this club on a role again so I can retire before the knives do for me like Caesar." Pearson: "Don't you mention that phrase "on a role" to me. "I'll have you by the neck and then the knives won't matter. It's your shit, you flush it out. I'd like the place left clean, just in case."
Nick Posted 18 February 2017 Posted 18 February 2017 This is really a thread. This is actually a real thread. People are genuinely writing words involving imaginary scenarios in it.
Great Boos Up Posted 18 February 2017 Posted 18 February 2017 11 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said: This is really a thread. This is actually a real thread. People are genuinely writing words involving imaginary scenarios in it. We could start an actual current facts thread called "we're sh*t" But it would just be followed by 56 posts of "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 18 February 2017 Posted 18 February 2017 Very disrespectful to Nige that imo, bloke wouldn't have said that
sylofox Posted 18 February 2017 Posted 18 February 2017 CR "Nige how do I keep the team in the premier league? NP " You have no chance the transfer window is closed. That and you needed some daft fvcker to buy the mardy cvnts.
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