The Heat

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

6 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

It could be worse....

 

 

 

That was only 3 months ago and we took it for granted. I could murder a good blizzard right now, I'm actually feeling physically sick and absolutely knackered having had near enough no sleep since Wednesday. Can't get the house cool even with the windows and doors all open, the fan is just blowing warm air around the room, and if I was to blow £400 on a portable air conditioner it'll drop back down to 15c and I'll never need it again

[foxfanazer]

On 01/07/2018 at 09:15, Rob1742 said:

I wasn’t built for heat. Anything above 22 degrees and I start to go off. I literally start to rot.

 

In Italy one year I got the worst crotch rot a human could ever get. All around my bollocks and arse.

 

Walked to the chemist like John Wayne, hoping for a cure.

 

I sent the missus in while I waited outside. I said “ tell them I have a sweat rash behind my knee”

 

They were looking at me standing just outside, and you could tell they were thinking “that ain’t behind his knee, his bollocks must be on fire”

 

Italy 1997,I remember it well, nice romantic holiday that was.

Cried laughing at this

 

as for the rest of you fannies, enjoy it while it lasts. Soon be freezing your tits off again 

[bovril]

England in the semis and 32 degrees absolutely love it. 

[Heathrow fox]

Get some ice and put it in something sealable,or use a bag of frozen peas.Put them on your feet.If your feet are cold it instantly cools the rest of your body down.Works a treat

Edited 7 July 2018 by Heathrow fox
Wrong Gramer

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've found it hotter in the house than outside today, might do a lie down on the grass

[Jattdogg]

4 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

 

That was only 3 months ago and we took it for granted. I could murder a good blizzard right now, I'm actually feeling physically sick and absolutely knackered having had near enough no sleep since Wednesday. Can't get the house cool even with the windows and doors all open, the fan is just blowing warm air around the room, and if I was to blow £400 on a portable air conditioner it'll drop back down to 15c and I'll never need it again

Get a portable AC. Life saver!

[ScouseFox]

beginning to hate the sun in the sky nearly as much as the sun newspaper. just **** off already. 

[Col city fan]

7 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Get a portable AC. Life saver!

Are the portable air cons any good? Been thinking about buying an ‘air cooler’

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, Col city fan said:

Are the portable air cons any good? Been thinking about buying an ‘air cooler’

The one i used to have was good but its for limited space. So keeping it in your bedroom or hallway to bedroom might be good idea. Depends on if you want to spend the money on one though. The more you pay the less ball sweat usually. Measured in BSU (ball sweat units).

 

 

http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/home-appliances/1406249/best-portable-air-conditioner

 

 

 

 

[Costock_Fox]

Playing football in this again tonight but nothing can be as bad as last week. Honestly just give us a day of rain or something ffs.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Doesn't bother me in the day to be honest but Friday night tryna kip was ****ing atrocious

[brucey]

3 hours ago, Col city fan said:

Are the portable air cons any good? Been thinking about buying an ‘air cooler’

The "evaporative air coolers" aren't much good compared to the portable air-cons. Downside is that the portable ACs need to be vented out a window and are a bit fiddly to set up and quite noisy. Bloody worth it though. You can get decent ones for under £300.

[brucey]

15 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

 

That was only 3 months ago and we took it for granted. I could murder a good blizzard right now, I'm actually feeling physically sick and absolutely knackered having had near enough no sleep since Wednesday. Can't get the house cool even with the windows and doors all open, the fan is just blowing warm air around the room, and if I was to blow £400 on a portable air conditioner it'll drop back down to 15c and I'll never need it again

You'll end up needing it every summer though. Decent investment if it's affecting you that badly.

 

You can probably find cheaper second hand ones on Facebook marketplace or Gumtree etc.

Edited 8 July 2018 by brucey

[TeePee]

40 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Playing football in this again tonight but nothing can be as bad as last week. Honestly just give us a day of rain or something ffs.

I had my first game back after a couple of months off last week. It was at 8 in the evening and I still thought I was going to die about 10 minutes in. I tend not to sweat all that much as a rule, but my shirt was absolutely facking dripping by the time we were done.

[Izzy]

5 minutes ago, TeePee said:

 I tend not to sweat all that much as a rule, 

Alright Martin Keown 

[Costock_Fox]

25 minutes ago, TeePee said:

I had my first game back after a couple of months off last week. It was at 8 in the evening and I still thought I was going to die about 10 minutes in. I tend not to sweat all that much as a rule, but my shirt was absolutely facking dripping by the time we were done.

Without being too grim my toe nails burn on my boots and I have three black ones.

 

It was a charity match and we ended up with only 11 players and I poured water over myself only to be bone dry 5 minutes later. Was on 3G and I have no doubt it was at least 40 degrees, so bad ?.

[TeePee]

9 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Without being too grim my toe nails burn on my boots and I have three black ones.

 

It was a charity match and we ended up with only 11 players and I poured water over myself only to be bone dry 5 minutes later. Was on 3G and I have no doubt it was at least 40 degrees, so bad ?.

Christ.

 

Ours was indoors, I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse, tbh!

[Costock_Fox]

14 minutes ago, TeePee said:

Christ.

 

Ours was indoors, I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse, tbh!

Yeah not sure on that either. Either way tonight will be rough as well.

[ScouseFox]

4 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Doesn't bother me in the day to be honest but Friday night tryna kip was ****ing atrocious

bloody this. days off work this is an absolute dream, spend 12 till darkness in boozer gardens but then it needs to **** right off when i want to go to bed. be arsed with another 4 hour night kip sweating out any fluid i’ve ever drank in me life. 

[Unabomber]

It’s a no win leave the window and wake up every hour by some weird noise, shut them and slowly braise. It’s tough at the min guys 

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Unabomber said:

It’s a no win leave the window and wake up every hour by some weird noise, shut them and slowly braise. It’s tough at the min guys 

Use earplugs mate.

 

It's the only way...

[yorkie1999]

It’s warm, but fvck all compared to 76 when you’d come in purple and your mum would chuck you in a cold bath.

[yorkie1999]

On 26/05/2017 at 18:50, Izzy Muzzett said:

This bit!

 

A five hour round today in the beating sun stuck behind a society, seniors roll up and a women's comp - your worst nightmare.

 

Waiting on every tee, no rhythm, played shite.

 

Still, "a bad days golf is better than a good days work" as they say!!

 

Never heard that one before, normally it’s something that ruins a good walk in the country

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

43 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

wake up every hour by some weird noise 

 

oi oi

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

57 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

bloody this. days off work this is an absolute dream, spend 12 till darkness in boozer gardens but then it needs to **** right off when i want to go to bed. be arsed with another 4 hour night kip sweating out any fluid i’ve ever drank in me life. 

 

your ****ing gaff is an absolute greenhouse in all