The Heat

[Fightforever]

Anyone found themselves tipping buckets of cold water down themselves

I have

Mock me as you wish

Edited 22 July 2018 by Fightforever

[SystonFox]

Ice blocks under the feet

[lifted*fox]

21 hours ago, Webbo said:

My bolox are hairy and I'm not ashamed.

 

you're old though right? no reason to keep them trim any more - your penis is of little interest to anyone now. 

 

once I'm over 80 like you I'll probably let mine get hairy again tbf

[lifted*fox]

30 degrees this week can **** off tho

 

i don't mind this heat at all when chilling but having to work in it is a ball-ache. a smooth ball-ache but a ball-ache nonetheless.

Edited 22 July 2018 by lifted*fox

[Col city fan]

Gonna be a warm one....

[Buce]

20 minutes ago, Col city fan said:

Gonna be a warm one....

 

 

[Samilktray]

It's disgusting today tbh first day I've felt this way so far 

[Tuna]

Plagued by those little black flies, they're everywhere.

[StanSP]

15 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Plagued by those little black flies, they're everywhere.

Why does colour have to come in to it? 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Played a gig in New Cross, London last night. One song into our set, and newly installed A/C unit tripped the power due to a fault and the rest of the gig (3pm-11pm) had to go on without A/C. It was 31c outside, and I think by the end of the night it must have been over 35c inside the venue as it was absolutely packed. Every surface had condensation on it from evaporated sweat, it was fvcking exhausting. Constantly thirsty, no matter how much I drank

 

Just seen it's going to be 31c on Thursday, fvck this

[Steve_Walsh5]

Going on until mid August. Fvck this 

[Max Wall]

9 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

Going on until mid August. Fvck this 

Perfect for us big blokes. I'm fading away to a shadow here in Somerset. Soon be able to put on my Brutus brushed denim jeans from 1978 the way I'm sweating through each day.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Head for Cornwall. It's 22/23 degrees here. Much more agreeable

[ScouseFox]

buzzing to go lisbon next week just to cool down for a bit 

[leicsmac]

Hot in the UK?

 

Hotter here:

 

https://www.facebook.com/itvnews/videos/10156035881627672/

[Wymsey]

Farmers and food companies that rely on crop produce etc will be feeling the crunch of the current weather.

Must be the longest period without rain for centuries.

[Samilktray]

12 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Farmers and food companies that rely on crop produce etc will be feeling the crunch of the current weather.

Must be the longest period without rain for centuries.

It rained 2 days ago

[Carl the Llama]

 Day 43: The heat worsens daily and I fear it will not be long before perspiration removes all essential fluids from my body.  As an aside I have discovered the benefits of a refrigerated beer bottle tucked underneath the balls. 

[StanSP]

4 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

 Day 43: The heat worsens daily and I fear it will not be long before perspiration removes all essential fluids from my body.  As an aside I have discovered the benefits of a refrigerated beer bottle tucked underneath the balls. 

would only happen if you were stop drinking water or other drinks.

 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT CARL?

 

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, StanSP said:

would only happen if you were stop drinking water or other drinks.

 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT CARL?

 

Sure, just put more water in, LIKE THAT WILL HELP

[Suzie the Fox]

Love the sun, but today its not been too sunny and just HOT & sweaty. Sat outside reading FT with my morning coffee and within seconds was covered by these small black flies that are unbelievably irritating. 

 

Got into the car late afternoon to drive into Melton and temperature was 32 it usually goes down after a few mins but when i got into Melton it had risen to 33. 

 

Tonight is going to be be unbearable in bed  

Edited 23 July 2018 by Suzie the Fox

[SpacedX]

I genuinely don't understand this thread. Beautiful day - intermittent cloud and a lovely breeze. Love it. In a country plagued by incessant leaden skies and rainfall, I'm relishing every day. Having spent extended periods in the perpetual summer of California I do love the seasonal variation in the UK. We lurched from a Siberian winter to a Mediterranean summer in space of a little under three months. 

 

This was hot. Death Valley - off the scale I think it was 128°C that day -

 

 

 

[RODNEY FERNIO]

Has the grass actually died or is it just hanging on with a severe case of jaundice ?

Always had a soft spot for grass having smoked a fair bit of it in my younger days.

[ScouseFox]

the breeze is ****ing boiling what are you on about 

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

On ‎21‎/‎07‎/‎2018 at 17:14, Buce said:

 

Jesus, not you as well.

 

Doesn't anyone have a girlfriend?

Chilli pepper juice will stop you feeling sleepy, if that's any use to you.