The Heat

[Unabomber]

Bit too warm 

[Beliall]

my thermometer reads bastard hot. im a ginger though, so, i guess this is it for me

[Izzy]

2 minutes ago, Beliall said:

my thermometer reads bastard hot. im a ginger though, so, i guess this is it for me

I got sun stroke playing golf yesterday so I've been indoors all day today 

 

Even hotter tomorrow. Stay safe mate 

[Beliall]

49 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I got sun stroke playing golf yesterday so I've been indoors all day today 

 

Even hotter tomorrow. Stay safe mate 

dude, the curtain blew open a inch and i got third degree burns on my neck, almost burnt a hole right though me

[Parafox]

13 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I got sun stroke playing golf yesterday so I've been indoors all day today 

 

Even hotter tomorrow. Stay safe mate 

I was expecting a punchline that never came. 

[Alf Bentley]

A tune for every scenario.....

 

Funky post-punk Norwich band The Higsons, featuring Charlie Higson before he became a TV comedian & author...

 

 

Edited 7 May 2018 by Alf Bentley

[Buce]

14 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I got sun stroke playing golf yesterday

 

 

1

 

Best stroke you've played all year, mate...

[ScouseFox]

what a weekend man 

[ScouseFox]

got myself a superb facial tan with two wicked white sunglasses marks on either side of my face. hell yeah. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

2 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

got myself a superb facial tan with two wicked white sunglasses marks on either side of my face. hell yeah. 

pathetic

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I spent all Saturday weeding the garden and prepping the decking for a new coat of oil, scrubbing off algae and shit, just wearing shorts. Of course it wasn't till I was stinging in the evening I realised I'd forgotten sun lotion. And I have a shaven head. ****.

[Buce]

7 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

I spent all Saturday weeding the garden and prepping the decking for a new coat of oil, scrubbing off algae and shit, just wearing shorts. Of course it wasn't till I was stinging in the evening I realised I'd forgotten sun lotion. And I have a shaven head. ****.

 

I remembered to cover my shaven head with lotion. I remembered to cover my face with lotion.  Inexplicably, I neglected my nose. 

 

It now looks like a fog light with leperocy.  FML. 

[Amin]

31 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

I spent all Saturday weeding the garden and prepping the decking for a new coat of oil, scrubbing off algae and shit, just wearing shorts. Of course it wasn't till I was stinging in the evening I realised I'd forgotten sun lotion. And I have a shaven head. ****.

I fell into that trap 2 weeks a go. This time I was prepared.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Pretty warm today innit? Starting to get a sweat on.

[Ian Nacho]

Burnt my hand on my bloody mental gear stick.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

1 minute ago, Ian Nacho said:

Burnt my hand on my bloody mental gear stick.

Did you mean mental or metal?

[Ian Nacho]

2 hours ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Did you mean mental or metal?

Mental of course.

[Suzie the Fox]

I love it !!! The warmer the better. 4 hours in the garden yesterday and 4 hours today. 

 

Topped tan off nicely - Check

Mowed lawn - Check

Did 2 loads of washing got them both dry - Check

 

Only downside is the gin bottle has gone down quite abit  

[Soar Fox]

Fvcking horrible. Roll on November.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

29 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

I love it !!! The warmer the better. 4 hours in the garden yesterday and 4 hours today. 

 

Topped tan off nicely - Check

Mowed lawn - Check

Did 2 loads of washing got them both dry - Check

 

Only downside is the gin bottle has gone down quite abit  

It's great when you're not at work. But I have to wear heavy overalls for my job, and it's like being stuck in a steam bath you can't get out of.

[Unabomber]

10 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

Fvcking horrible. Roll on November.

Agree can’t stand it 

[Jattdogg]

You frosty the snow mans need to get out and enjoy some sun. Soak up the rays and be one with the swass.

[Bert]

Love the sun but also love the cold weather.  

[Innovindil]

It's so ****ing hot I'm actually excited to get my new fan delivered today. Tragic. 

[CarbonVirtine]

Too warm for me. The lawn's been mown so that's my outdoor chores done and dusted for the day. 

 

I really do suffer in the heat, can't handle anything over around 24c. Fave temperature is around 17 or 18c.