The Heat

[UpTheLeagueFox]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Far too much information. 

Tea tree shower gel (and then E45 cream) on freshly shaved 'nads is a thing of pure magic 

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Tea tree shower gel (and then E45 cream) on freshly shaved 'nads is a thing of pure magic 

 

Christ. 

 

First I get Izzy putting images in my head of him and the  Maybot naked in a field of wheat, and now this. 

 

FML. 

[Dan]

I cannot wait for a thunderstorm to belt this place.

[Countryfox]

Been pulling up an old bridge, sawing through some ivy and lugging a few man hole covers about ...   was just about to move some heavy pots and I thought ...     no ! ...   I’m too fookin hot !!!!

 

The garden is slowly turning into the Sahara ...    enough !!!

[Buce]

6 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Been pulling up an old bridge, sawing through some ivy and lugging a few man hole covers about ...   was just about to move some heavy pots and I thought ...     no ! ...   I’m too fookin hot !!!!

 

The garden is slowly turning into the Sahara ...    enough !!!

 

I was speaking with a British Waterways guy yesterday, and he was saying that if the drought continues for more than another couple of weeks there's a very real possibility that they'll be closing the canal system to boat traffic to conserve water.

[Countryfox]

13 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I was speaking with a British Waterways guy yesterday, and he was saying that if the drought continues for more than another couple of weeks there's a very real possibility that they'll be closing the canal system to boat traffic to conserve water.

 

No end in sight at the moment ..  

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Going to be above 30c here tomorrow, according to the local radio. I want a good thunderstorm to clear the air.

[Corky]

The air is the problem, we've had no break for ages through a rainstorm and constant temperatures over 20 degrees.

 

The sun is ok, the humidity is stifling.

[StanSP]

18 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Tea tree shower gel (and then E45 cream) on freshly shaved 'nads is a thing of pure magic 

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks  

[Buce]

9 minutes ago, StanSP said:

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks  

 

Jesus, not you as well.

 

Doesn't anyone have a girlfriend?

[StanSP]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

Jesus, not you as well.

 

Doesn't anyone have a girlfriend?

I don't use it any more!!

I used it once and that was enough for me  

[UpTheLeagueFox]

2 hours ago, StanSP said:

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks  

Yep, I use that. I use it everywhere...

Love it!

[Raw Dykes]

19 hours ago, Dan LCFC said:

I cannot wait for a thunderstorm to belt this place.

I can't either. I check the weather forecast first thing everyday. I keep seeing storms forecast, and then the next day they're gone.

 

Sick to death of this heat.

[ScouseFox]

in work at 6 tomorrow morning, current situation just lay in bed bollocko sweating my tits off. go the fu ck away. 

 

but come back roughly 3pm tomorrow when i finish work and want a pint on a rooftop CHEERS 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

6 hours ago, StanSP said:

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks  

 

Mate I rubbed Deep Freeze on mine once as they were itchy and I thought it might be soothing

 

 

Absolutely excruciating pain kicks in after about 10 seconds. I had to put the shower head on full blast on the scrote for 20 minutes to fix that disaster. It did work though, I forgot about the itch after I thought my bollocks were dissolving

[Webbo]

My bolox are hairy and I'm not ashamed.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

17 minutes ago, Webbo said:

My bolox are hairy and I'm not ashamed.

 

That's such a 14-year-old outlook on life

[Izzy]

8 hours ago, Webbo said:

My bolox are hairy and I'm not ashamed.

Just the way @Dr The Singh likes em.

 

Provides a soft, fluffy cushion to rest his chin on 

[Strokes]

8 hours ago, Webbo said:

My bolox are hairy and I'm not ashamed.

I’m a natural guy, I don’t need to impress anyone.

[Footballwipe]

Got married on Friday, good lord my back was sweaty, and the journey in the wedding car was like a sauna. Should've gone with the shorts and t-shirt attire. Shirt, waistcoat and suit jacket makes a man sweat.

 

Who'd get married in the summer 

Edited 22 July 2018 by Footballwipe

[Buce]

 

It’s actually raining out Foxton way. 

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

It’s actually raining out Foxton way. 

I'm guessing you don't mean Cambridgeshire's Foxton because that would be bloody wonderful news

[Buce]

25 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'm guessing you don't mean Cambridgeshire's Foxton because that would be bloody wonderful news

 

No, Foxton of Locks fame. 

 

It’s more of a very fine drizzle now and really humid. 

[RODNEY FERNIO]

No proper football and now the fishing clubs on the river Trent have stopped

us fishing on their stretches because of the lack of oxygen.

 

Never mind I can always watch the final round of the golf ….. if I had Sky.

 

Could go for a walk … but it's too hot.

 

Better go back to bed then …. but it's too hot there as well.

 

mmmm .. twiddle thumbs time.

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, Footballwipe said:

Got married on Friday, good lord my back was sweaty, and the journey in the wedding car was like a sauna. Should've gone with the shorts and t-shirt attire. Shirt, waistcoat and suit jacket makes a man sweat.

 

Who'd get married in the summer 

 

Congrats! Did you shave/trim the bollocks or go for the natural look? 

 

Seems to be the topic right now so might as well ask.