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TheUltimateWinner

The Heat

By TheUltimateWinner, in General Chat

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Buce

Buce

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2 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Tea tree shower gel (and then E45 cream) on freshly shaved 'nads is a thing of pure magic 

 

Christ. 

 

First I get Izzy putting images in my head of him and the  Maybot naked in a field of wheat, and now this. 

 

FML. 

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Countryfox

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Been pulling up an old bridge, sawing through some ivy and lugging a few man hole covers about ...   was just about to move some heavy pots and I thought ...     no ! ...   I’m too fookin hot !!!!

 

The garden is slowly turning into the Sahara ...    enough !!!

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Buce

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6 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Been pulling up an old bridge, sawing through some ivy and lugging a few man hole covers about ...   was just about to move some heavy pots and I thought ...     no ! ...   I’m too fookin hot !!!!

 

The garden is slowly turning into the Sahara ...    enough !!!

 

I was speaking with a British Waterways guy yesterday, and he was saying that if the drought continues for more than another couple of weeks there's a very real possibility that they'll be closing the canal system to boat traffic to conserve water.

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13 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I was speaking with a British Waterways guy yesterday, and he was saying that if the drought continues for more than another couple of weeks there's a very real possibility that they'll be closing the canal system to boat traffic to conserve water.

 

No end in sight at the moment ..  

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StanSP

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18 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Tea tree shower gel (and then E45 cream) on freshly shaved 'nads is a thing of pure magic 

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks lol 

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Buce

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9 minutes ago, StanSP said:

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks lol 

 

Jesus, not you as well.

 

Doesn't anyone have a girlfriend?

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ScouseFox

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in work at 6 tomorrow morning, current situation just lay in bed bollocko sweating my tits off. go the fu ck away. 

 

but come back roughly 3pm tomorrow when i finish work and want a pint on a rooftop CHEERS 

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Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo

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6 hours ago, StanSP said:

 

have you (or anyone) used the Original Source Mint Shower Gel?

 

That's a fvcking weird sensation on the bollocks lol 

 

Mate I rubbed Deep Freeze on mine once as they were itchy and I thought it might be soothing

 

 

Absolutely excruciating pain kicks in after about 10 seconds. I had to put the shower head on full blast on the scrote for 20 minutes to fix that disaster. It did work though, I forgot about the itch after I thought my bollocks were dissolving

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Footballwipe

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Got married on Friday, good lord my back was sweaty, and the journey in the wedding car was like a sauna. Should've gone with the shorts and t-shirt attire. Shirt, waistcoat and suit jacket makes a man sweat.

 

Who'd get married in the summer :dry:

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Buce

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25 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'm guessing you don't mean Cambridgeshire's Foxton because that would be bloody wonderful news

 

No, Foxton of Locks fame. 

 

It’s more of a very fine drizzle now and really humid. 

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RODNEY FERNIO

RODNEY FERNIO

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No proper football and now the fishing clubs on the river Trent have stopped

us fishing on their stretches because of the lack of oxygen.

 

Never mind I can always watch the final round of the golf ….. if I had Sky.

 

Could go for a walk … but it's too hot.

 

Better go back to bed then …. but it's too hot there as well.

 

mmmm .. twiddle thumbs time.

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Jattdogg

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2 hours ago, Footballwipe said:

Got married on Friday, good lord my back was sweaty, and the journey in the wedding car was like a sauna. Should've gone with the shorts and t-shirt attire. Shirt, waistcoat and suit jacket makes a man sweat.

 

Who'd get married in the summer :dry:

 

Congrats! Did you shave/trim the bollocks or go for the natural look? 

 

Seems to be the topic right now so might as well ask.

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