Embarrassing moments

[Guest seanfox778]

Name me some drunken embarrassing moments please.

 

 

Earlier this evening I was walking from one club to another, en route I was waving to a couple of bouncers I knew at a club and I happened to walk into a bollard square Into the knads which had them reeling over in laughter, I would of found it hilarious myself if it wouldn’t have been me. I proceeded to the next club thinking the embarrassment was behind me but my trousers kept falling down as I realised I had actually knackered my belt. So I had to walk all the way home to get a different belt and come back. Please tell me and the rest of Foxestalk your most embarrassing drunken moments. 

Edited 9 December 2017 by seanfox778

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Ending up naked in the corridor of a Travelodge locked out of my room is a low point. I got back to the hotel and into bed after a night out ok, but somehow got the room door and bathroom mixed up later on. Had to go to reception to get let back in.

[Strokes]

46 minutes ago, separator said:

Ending up naked in the corridor of a Travelodge locked out of my room is a low point. I got back to the hotel and into bed after a night out ok, but somehow got the room door and bathroom mixed up later on. Had to go to reception to get let back in.

I've nearly done this so many times. Fortunately, so far, I’ve been aware enough to notice and grab the door before it closes.

[Izzy]

Mid 90’s and my parents had a house party to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary - it was the night before one of our frequent Wembley trips back then I think.

 

By about 1am I was totally mullered and decided to get up and do a speech. My uncle (Dads brother) had travelled up from Suffolk for the party and apparently I spent my entire speech saying how much I loved, admired and respected my uncle - and didn’t say a word about my Mum or Dad 

 

With all my parents’ friends watching, I then proceeded to lean on the mantle piece to complete my speech (as I could barely stand up) and knocked over and smashed a number of family air looms 

 

I was then escorted up to bed and left everyone else to tidy up the mess.

 

Needless to say I’ve been reminded of this episode a few times since and still feel like a total cvnt about it to this day...

[StanSP]

can't wait til Tincy sees this thread.

[Costock_Fox]

2 hours ago, separator said:

Ending up naked in the corridor of a Travelodge locked out of my room is a low point. I got back to the hotel and into bed after a night out ok, but somehow got the room door and bathroom mixed up later on. Had to go to reception to get let back in.

Recon i would rather just throw myself out of a window .

[The Fox Covert]

I get to see a lot of other people's embarrassing moments. I do stewarding at Glastonbury Festival for a free ticket and have done it for nearly twenty years. I could write a book on some of the stuff I have seen. Sadly the festival is getting much too middle class these days and there is nowhere near as much really mad stuff as there used to be. 

Some of the best stuff is when the stewards go completely over the top when nobody is actually doing anything wrong. Like a few years ago two 'intruders' were reported in our patch in the dead of night. The two fellas I was with jumped into their Landies and roared off down the lane to investigate. One of them went over a rock on a corner and got his vehicle stuck. Crashing of gears and forwards and backwards a few times got him off, minus his near side running board. The intruders turned out to be a young couple in a hay barn. I caused a ruck with the other fellas by picking up my radio and reporting to control that the 'intruders' were doing nothing wrong and could they please be left alone.

Nakedness in the middle of the night is something I have seen a lot of. Can't have future generations not being able to boast that they were the fruit of a dalliance at Pilton!

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Mid 90’s and my parents had a house party to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary - it was the night before one of our frequent Wembley trips back then I think.

 

By about 1am I was totally mullered and decided to get up and do a speech. My uncle (Dads brother) had travelled up from Suffolk for the party and apparently I spent my entire speech saying how much I loved, admired and respected my uncle - and didn’t say a word about my Mum or Dad 

 

With all my parents’ friends watching, I then proceeded to lean on the mantle piece to complete my speech (as I could barely stand up) and knocked over and smashed a number of family air looms 

 

I was then escorted up to bed and left everyone else to tidy up the mess.

 

Needless to say I’ve been reminded of this episode a few times since and still feel like a total cvnt about it to this day...

I'd love to know what an air loom looks like 

 

Oh, hang on... they exist!...

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiuwqzK2vzXAhXE_aQKHZfVAZAQFggyMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.airmusictech.com%2Fproduct%2Floom&usg=AOvVaw3CMJZVVcGEcmuLWPJPnch9

Edited 9 December 2017 by Parafox

[urban.spaceman]

No comment.

[Milo]

Not drunk, but happened in a pub. Arranged to meet a work colleague at lunchtime in a posh pub in Kingswood, Surrey - he mentioned that they did exceptional bar snacks. Got our beers and sat at a table, sure enough some king prawns in garlic butter came out on the bar and up I popped, to grab a handful. I had to ask a few people to move so I could get to the bar, but they were truly delicious prawns and well worth the grumpy looks and tuts I got.

20 mins later out came another platter and I popped up again, pushing my way through the same crowd and grabbed a handful of prawns...until one of the group asked me if I would mind letting them have their lunch in peace and to stop nicking their food... 

 

Pretty embarrassing   

[The Year Of The Fox]

When I first started going out with one of my exes she lived with her dad in a council house.

 

One evening she’d rearranged her room and put the bed next to the radiator. Anyway, I’m nailing her doggy style and she’s holding on to the radiator.

 

We were interrupted by her Dad shouting from downstairs that he had water dripping onto his head (it WAS water ?) coming through the ceiling whilst he’s watching TV. It turns out the radiator was only on one bracket, and we’d caused a leak. 

 

To further the embarassment i was I was only an apprentice plumber at the time so didn’t have my tools on me, cue a 9pm call out to the council to come and sort it out for us ?

[Izzy]

23 minutes ago, The Year Of The Fox said:

When I first started going out with one of my exes she lived with her dad in a council house.

 

One evening she’d rearranged her room and put the bed next to the radiator. Anyway, I’m nailing her doggy style and she’s holding on to the radiator.

 

We were interrupted by her Dad shouting from downstairs that he had water dripping onto his head (it WAS water ?) coming through the ceiling whilst he’s watching TV. It turns out the radiator was only on one bracket, and we’d caused a leak. 

 

To further the embarassment i was I was only an apprentice plumber at the time so didn’t have my tools on me, cue a 9pm call out to the council to come and sort it out for us ?

'Nailing her' 

[Wymsey]

3 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

'Nailing her' 

Hope she didn't bled..

[The Year Of The Fox]

It’s not very eloquently put is it? 

Sorry female forum members ?

[ROB-THE-BLUE]

I was hammered at my works xmas do a few years ago, pre-drinks had ruined me before we even got to the Chinese restaurant. A few more beers there and I was a mess. Could feel I was gonna be sick so made a dash to the bogs but threw up on the floor before I got to the cubicle. The only problem was that the door I had burst through wasn't the Gents... it was the restaurant kitchen 

[Guest]

On 09/12/2017 at 06:34, separator said:

Ending up naked in the corridor of a Travelodge locked out of my room is a low point. I got back to the hotel and into bed after a night out ok, but somehow got the room door and bathroom mixed up later on. Had to go to reception to get let back in.

Oh I've taken this story and made it 1000x worse in the past. I won't be telling my version of the story though 

[StanSP]

8 hours ago, toddybad said:

Oh I've taken this story and made it 1000x worse in the past. I won't be telling my version of the story though 

i would say you absolutely have to now otherwise there is no point to you making this post!

[Guest]

4 hours ago, StanSP said:

i would say you absolutely have to now otherwise there is no point to you making this post!

No, not doing it! It was a long time ago and was the most embarrassing thing ever. No more is being said.

[Izzy]

2 minutes ago, toddybad said:

No, not doing it! It was a long time ago and was the most embarrassing thing ever. No more is being said.

Come on Toddy you big tease, don't be a pussie!  

 

 

[Wakeyfox]

Who was the guy that had tons of funny/embarrassing stories on here? They were about some dodgy bird and one about needing a shite at a concert in Leeds. 

 

Was it @Ric Flair ?

 

Or am I dreaming this???

[woznotwos]

Had work friends and family around for a party . It was a hot summers day. Towards the end i'm stood in the front doorway  waving off my sister and the wife behind me put her hands on my shoulders. Me being a dirty so and so slips a hand around my back feels her crutch through her summer dress finds a crease and pokes around a bit . There was a horrific scream , I turned around to see my mother in law disappearing with a look of absolute terror and disgust into the living room. Gah .

[Jattdogg]

11 minutes ago, woznotwos said:

Had work friends and family around for a party . It was a hot summers day. Towards the end i'm stood in the front doorway  waving off my sister and the wife behind me put her hands on my shoulders. Me being a dirty so and so slips a hand around my back feels her crutch through her summer dress finds a crease and pokes around a bit . There was a horrific scream , I turned around to see my mother in law disappearing with a look of absolute terror and disgust into the living room. Gah .

Awkward. That hot MIL and wife combo you see on pornhub never came true huh 

[lee7]

Too many embarrassing moments that I wish I could forget! 

 

When i was 18 I went to my local with a few of the lads for a quick pint, before we knew it we were playing drinking games with a hen party! After about my 5th pint they egged me on to go topless, stand on the table down a bottle of prosecco & then finish off a row of shots! Naively I did & a couple of minutes afterwards I felt rough to say the least! 

 

Staggered the half a mile home desperately wanting to puke but nothing would come up  

I managed to make it into my house, crawl up the stairs & strip off. 

I got into what I thought was my bed only soon to realise I'd squeezed in between my mum and dad & then decided that it was the perfect time to finally be sick  I don't think I even need to describe how they reacted! 

 

They never let me forget this.

[Ric Flair]

13 hours ago, Wakeyfox said:

Who was the guy that had tons of funny/embarrassing stories on here? They were about some dodgy bird and one about needing a shite at a concert in Leeds. 

 

Was it @Ric Flair ?

 

Or am I dreaming this???

Haha yeah that was me, I had a harrowing late teens early twenties. Hahahaaa