2018 Deathlist

[Nalis]

2 minutes ago, cambridgefox said:

Just for you Buce.voice of an angel.

 

One of my mates models his life on a hybrid of Mark E Smith and Morrisey.

 

He's also the guy who got so hammered on my stag he accidentally got an uber from Bristol to London...

[cambridgefox]

31 minutes ago, Nalis said:

One of my mates models his life on a hybrid of Mark E Smith and Morrisey.

 

He's also the guy who got so hammered on my stag he accidentally got an uber from Bristol to London...

Please tell me he lived in London!

 

How much was that?

[Nalis]

2 hours ago, cambridgefox said:

Please tell me he lived in London!

 

How much was that?

Yeah he did, it was 181 quid. In fairness I thought it would have been a lot more!

[MC Prussian]

IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at age 91:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ingvar-kamprad-dead-ikea-founder-dies-died-age-sweden-business-a8181886.html

[Facecloth]

4 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at age 91:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ingvar-kamprad-dead-ikea-founder-dies-died-age-sweden-business-a8181886.html

Will they be using a flatpack coffin?

[MC Prussian]

Just now, Facecloth said:

Will they be using a flatpack coffin?

Still trying to find all the correct screws.

[Facecloth]

Just now, MC Prussian said:

Still trying to find all the correct screws.

Bet there's a piece missing.

[Alf Bentley]

8 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at age 91:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ingvar-kamprad-dead-ikea-founder-dies-died-age-sweden-business-a8181886.html

 

I bet my soon-to-be-ex and daughter will be at the funeral, just for the meatballs at the funeral reception.

[StanSP]

Just now, Facecloth said:

Bet there's a piece missing.

can't be the final nail 

[Alf Bentley]

On 1/26/2018 at 13:57, Nalis said:

One of my mates models his life on a hybrid of Mark E Smith and Morrisey.

 

So, he takes a bloke who blends Keith Richards with Picasso and forms a hybrid with a guy who blends Oscar Wilde with a vegetarian Kenneth Williams?

Sounds like quite a challenge. 

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Facecloth said:

Will they be using a flatpack coffin?

 

1 hour ago, MC Prussian said:

Still trying to find all the correct screws.

 

1 hour ago, Facecloth said:

Bet there's a piece missing.

 

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

can't be the final nail 

 

And after all that it'll fall over and crush someone's kids.

[Parafox]

1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

I bet my soon-to-be-ex and daughter will be at the funeral, just for the meatballs at the funeral reception.

Don't forget the hotdogs and mustard/ketchup mix 

And the congregation will have to follow the arrows in a one-way only system through the church, stopping every now and then to sit on a pew and go, "oooh, now this is quite comfy, which aisle is it in"?

Edited 28 January 2018 by Parafox

[Jattdogg]

6 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

 

 

And after all that it'll fall over and crush someone's kids.

But those horse-meat-meatballs are so worth it

[Facecloth]

19 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

 

 

And after all that it'll fall over and crush someone's kids.

Not if you follow the instructions 

[Wymsey]

Sky Sports presenter struggling with grief over his wife's 'unexpected' death.

Hope he recovers steadily, as thought he was one of the best presenters on the shows imo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42859091

[Facecloth]

5 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Sky Sports presenter struggling with grief over his wife's 'unexpected' death.

Hope he recovers steadily, as thought he was one of the best presenters on the shows imo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42859091

Hope he does come through it, and continues his career. Seems like a decent bloke and is good presenter. I'm sure his wife wouldn't want him to stop living because she's passed away

[Izzy]

Paul Alcock - former PL referee dies aged 64. Probably most famous for being pushed over by Di Canio. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42871581

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Riyad Mahrez

 

(at least I’m predicting he will be to us)

[Wymsey]

Actor Mark Salling at 35.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42880924

[Stadt]

On 11/01/2018 at 15:01, Alf Bentley said:

Queeny is very dutiful, Phil is a reactionary but a bit of a laugh, Charles decent and thoughtful if a bit self-regarding, William OK but very conventional, Anne probably honourable but not much fun, Andrew & Edward a pair of prats... 

I don't like the new Thomas The Tank Engine theme

[MC Prussian]

Temptations ("Papa Was A Rolling Stone") lead singer Dennis Edwards dies one day shy of his 75th birthday:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/feb/02/dennis-edwards-temptations-dead-74

 

Don't look any further. R.I.P.

 

 

Edited 3 February 2018 by MC Prussian

[Buce]

1 minute ago, MC Prussian said:

Temptations ("Daddy Was A Rolling Stone") lead singer Dennis Edwards dies one day shy of his 75th birthday:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/feb/02/dennis-edwards-temptations-dead-74

 

Don't look any further. R.I.P.

 

 

 

That should save Jagger a wedge on birthday presents...

[Facecloth]

John Mahoney, played Frasier's dad in Frasier, dies aged 77.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

John Mahoney, played Frasier's dad in Frasier, dies aged 77.

 

God’s so pissed right now - Marti’s just moved in his lazi boy and it doesn’t go with the decor.

 

(had a general, awwwww at hearing the news this morning. Born in Blackpool I understand)

Edited 6 February 2018 by DJ Barry Hammond

[Facecloth]

1 hour ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

God’s so pissed right now - Marti’s just moved in his lazi boy and it doesn’t go with the decor.

 

(had a general, awwwww at hearing the news this morning. Born in Blackpool I understand)

I had the same reaction. Yeah think he was born in Blackpool.