The "Random Thoughts" Thread

[TiffToff88]

Are you ever just sitting there and a completely random thought pops into your head? I'm not talking "What should i have for dinner" or "I wonder who city will sign in the window"

 

I'm talking absolute nonsensical thoughts that would either get you locked up in a padded room or at the very least get people thinking you're a little bit odd?

 

 

The reason i ask is because i'm sat at my desk, and completely out of the blue this thought popped into my head:

 

"What if i legally changed my name to 'Surname Forename', Imagine the hilarity that would ensue when somebody asks for my surname, and indeed, my forename"

 

At this point i decided that i need to re-evaluate my life, but not before sharing this story on here to see if i'm not alone in being a little bit odd...

[Strokes]

I do but im afraid i can't share, otherwise you all go on the list.

[FoxesDeb]

22 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

Are you ever just sitting there and a completely random thought pops into your head? I'm not talking "What should i have for dinner" or "I wonder who city will sign in the window"

 

I'm talking absolute nonsensical thoughts that would either get you locked up in a padded room or at the very least get people thinking you're a little bit odd?

 

 

The reason i ask is because i'm sat at my desk, and completely out of the blue this thought popped into my head:

 

"What if i legally changed my name to 'Surname Forename', Imagine the hilarity that would ensue when somebody asks for my surname, and indeed, my forename"

 

At this point i decided that i need to re-evaluate my life, but not before sharing this story on here to see if i'm not alone in being a little bit odd...

I'm really glad you ask this, it happens to me all the time, but just the other day I mentioned it to someone for the first time, expecting that it happens to everyone, and they thought it was really, really odd. So no you're not alone, just maybe we're in a minority 

[kingcarr21]

Once I asked myself what would I do if an internal organ had an itch? Like I desperately needed to scratch my right lung or something. So my random thought is your internal organs never need to be scratched.

 

Is that too weird  

[RoboFox]

Robofox's thought for the day:

 

Had Wolverine been born into a Jewish family, the paediatrician would've had a shock when his foreskin instantly grew back in front of their eyes. 

[TiffToff88]

1 hour ago, kingcarr21 said:

Once I asked myself what would I do if an internal organ had an itch? Like I desperately needed to scratch my right lung or something. So my random thought is your internal organs never need to be scratched.

 

Is that too weird  

I've had a moving itch since i read this half an hour ago! Its like when someone mentions the word "Yawn", within minutes, you WILL yawn.

[Buce]

21 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

I've had a moving itch since i read this half an hour ago! Its like when someone mentions the word "Yawn", within minutes, you WILL yawn.

 

Bastard!

[Vlad the Fox]

35 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

I've had a moving itch since i read this half an hour ago! Its like when someone mentions the word "Yawn", within minutes, you WILL yawn.

Apparently psychopaths don't catch yawns. 

 

Maybe that chap who wants to dump his girlfriend in the other thread should try yawning at her to check.

[Carl the Llama]

 

[Durnerz]

We were talking last night at work about if we ever got locked in for a long time who would get eaten first.

[the fox]

do the players wear a new kit or do they just wash it and wear it again for the next game?

see, this kind of stupid question that keep me up at night.

[Strokes]

1 minute ago, the fox said:

do the players wear a new kit or do they just wash it and wear it again for the next game?

see, this kind of stupid question that keep me up at night.

New kit.

[the fox]

what language do deaf people think with?
does your pets have a name for you?

[TiffToff88]

3 minutes ago, the fox said:

what language do deaf people think with?
does your pets have a name for you?

My dog calls me Ralph

[the fox]

1 minute ago, TiffToff88 said:

My dog calls me Ralph

hopefully your last name isn't wiggum

[Charl91]

9 hours ago, RoboFox said:

Robofox's thought for the day:

 

Had Wolverine been born into a Jewish family, the paediatrician would've had a shock when his foreskin instantly grew back in front of their eyes. 

No, because in the X-men/Marvel universe, mutants (including Wolverine) don't tend to get their powers until adolescence.

 

 

[brucey]

7 hours ago, the fox said:

do the players wear a new kit or do they just wash it and wear it again for the next game?

see, this kind of stupid question that keep me up at night.

The first team players must get a new kit as they constantly give away their shirts, but I think the U23s wash theirs. One of our U23 players were playing with half their gold sleeve spots peeled off in a recent game.

[SystonFox]

Who decided what word would be each word? Like “video” for example. Who looked at that and went.... it’s a video....

 

madness

[SystonFox]

Everything here I type. Who decided every word I am typing. It’s fcckin mind bogglin

[Webbo]

3 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

Who decided what word would be each word? Like “video” for example. Who looked at that and went.... it’s a video....

 

madness

Probably comes from ancient Greek or Latin.

[Wymsey]

Why can't everyone speak in just one language?

[TiffToff88]

4 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Probably comes from ancient Greek or Latin.

But where did the ancient Greeks get it from?

[SystonFox]

4 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Probably comes from ancient Greek or Latin.

Don’t come in here speaking sense or reason with probables. Who decided it’s a video

[TiffToff88]

8 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

Who decided what word would be each word? Like “video” for example. Who looked at that and went.... it’s a video....

 

madness

On a similar note, do you ever just stare at a written word and it loses all meaning?

[SystonFox]

More so if you say it over and over again. Repeat the word video and you start to think what the **** is a video?

 

*when I talk about “video” I mean VHS. Unsure on everyone else but growing up we called it a video player and “Muuuuuum can I watch a video after school?”