The "Random Thoughts" Thread

[Alf Bentley]

27 minutes ago, bovril said:

So apparently there is a college football team in the US called the, ahem, 'Fighting Artichokes'.

 

 

I wonder who they play against? The Combative Cucumbers? The Pugilistic Pineapples? The Madly Tyrannical Mange-Touts?

 

Have they been twinned with the Fighting Cock forum?

[Facecloth]

4 minutes ago, toddybad said:

Respectable giraffe would surely go for the top. it looks much smarter.

Exactly. The other giraffe is end of a stressful day, loosen the tie giraffe.

Edited 24 July 2018 by Facecloth

[bovril]

Just now, Alf Bentley said:

 

I wonder who they play against? The Combative Cucumbers? The Pugilistic Pineapples? The Madly Tyrannical Mange-Touts?

 

Have they been twinned with the Fighting Cock forum?

In a conference with the Passive-Aggressive Aubergines and the Slightly Vexed Runner Beans. 

[Suzie the Fox]

I am actually quite suprised with the amount of guys that find peeing in the shower, disgusting. Maybe its more of a girl thing? Or just me and Debs admit to it. 

 

 

Not quite sure if its any worse than a guy tossing off in the shower is it? ... In fact pee goes straight down the plug hole but your stuff gets spread all over? 

 

[lifted*fox]

sometimes it gets stuck in your toe-hair and you find it hours later be like 'lol, cum in my toe-hair"

[ajthefox]

7 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

I am actually quite suprised with the amount of guys that find peeing in the shower, disgusting. Maybe its more of a girl thing? Or just me and Debs admit to it. 

 

 

Not quite sure if its any worse than a guy tossing off in the shower is it? ... In fact pee goes straight down the plug hole but your stuff gets spread all over? 

 

I can't say I do either but I did think the reaction was a bit much.

[lifted*fox]

3 minutes ago, ajthefox said:

I can't say I do either 

 

tomorrow is a new day friend. no need to further deny yourself of these pleasures. you only live once. 

[Buce]

 

@MattP

 

The barbarians are at the gates.

[cambridgefox]

19 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

@MattP

 

The barbarians are at the gates.

Absolute riff raff!

[cambridgefox]

20 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

@MattP

 

The barbarians are at the gates.

I’ve got a mate who used to dunk chocolate biscuits in the bath!!!

[lifted*fox]

Just now, cambridgefox said:

I’ve got a mate who used to dunk chocolate biscuits in the bath!!!

 

sicko

[Buce]

1 minute ago, cambridgefox said:

I’ve got a mate who used to dunk chocolate biscuits in the bath!!!

 

An ex-mate, surely?

[lifted*fox]

thumbing your own hot shit down the plug-hole is one thing but dunking chocolate biscuits in bath water? ****ing disgusting. 

[cambridgefox]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

An ex-mate, surely?

He is mortified when I tell him,however he did remind me of the time when 3 of us were on holiday,many,many years ago and he suggested I put my other mates toothbrush up my arse while he recorded it.

10 seconds later he goes” you &£@&££ @£& that’s my 

toothbrush “ oh how I laughed.

What a horrid thing to do!

[Carl the Llama]

Nowt wrong with peeing in the shower so long as you have a removable head you can use to make sure you wash it all down the drain afterwards.

 

Jizzing on the other hand, fvcking nightmare to sterilise the crime scene afterwards, not worth the bother.

[gw_leics772]

2 hours ago, Suzie the Fox said:

I am actually quite suprised with the amount of guys that find peeing in the shower, disgusting. Maybe its more of a girl thing? Or just me and Debs admit to it. 

 

 

Not quite sure if its any worse than a guy tossing off in the shower is it? ... In fact pee goes straight down the plug hole but your stuff gets spread all over? 

 

My wife tells me peeing in the shower is disgusting and I happily tell her that it is lovely that she has an opinion on it. 

[Buce]

7 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Nowt wrong with peeing in the shower so long as you have a removable head you can use to make sure you wash it all down the drain afterwards.

 

Jizzing on the other hand, fvcking nightmare to sterilise the crime scene afterwards, not worth the bother.

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Yeah, but who has a removable head?

 

[Jon the Hat]

10 hours ago, Suzie the Fox said:

I am actually quite suprised with the amount of guys that find peeing in the shower, disgusting. Maybe its more of a girl thing? Or just me and Debs admit to it. 

 

 

Not quite sure if its any worse than a guy tossing off in the shower is it? ... In fact pee goes straight down the plug hole but your stuff gets spread all over? 

 

We don’t mind girls peeing in the shower.

[the fox]

12 hours ago, bovril said:

So apparently there is a college football team in the US called the, ahem, 'Fighting Artichokes'.

 

 

The badge looks cool, not even gonna lie.

[Nalis]

Random thought of the day (which I admittedly cant articulate well enough) - I dont get couples who crave the company of others on holiday. You know the types - you bump into someone you were on a different excursion with a few days earlier and they talk about another 'lovely couple' they had dinner with last night whereby the more exotic the place they are from the better. As if just to say 'we make friends everywhere'. Or said couple are just sick of each others company. Or a bit of both.

[Max Wall]

36 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Random thought of the day (which I admittedly cant articulate well enough) - I dont get couples who crave the company of others on holiday. You know the types - you bump into someone you were on a different excursion with a few days earlier and they talk about another 'lovely couple' they had dinner with last night whereby the more exotic the place they are from the better. As if just to say 'we make friends everywhere'. Or said couple are just sick of each others company. Or a bit of both.

Or are woeful at making friends at home and reinvent themselves for two weeks every year.

We did once befriend a Dundonian couple on holiday in Mexico but that was strictly because the bloke was the palest human being I've ever seen and every mosquito in the country made a beeline for him leaving us mozzie free 2 yards away. That is genuinely true. Poor bloke looked like a dot to dot puzzle after 3 days.

[lifted*fox]

we camp in France a lot for holidays and always end up socialising with people but maybe that's because we're all outside and not shut away indoors. 

 

normally end up befriending the eurocamp couriers which means free booze and occasionally a bit of weed. 

 

went gorge-scrambling and sky-diving with some people on the pitch next to us one year and ended up climbing a mountain with a lad from the site a couple of years back.

 

are we really saying that you shouldn't make friends on holiday? bit of a weird thing to get hung up on lol. 

Edited 25 July 2018 by lifted*fox

[Carl the Llama]

Cant find the shaved balls thread but body shop hemp balm on freshly shaved meat & veg makes them smell great and gives the whole area a lovely glisten like a water skin freshly pulled from a clear mountain stream.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Cant find the shaved balls thread but body shop hemp balm on freshly shaved meat & veg makes them smell great and gives the whole area a lovely glisten like a water skin freshly pulled from a clear mountain stream.

 

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Buce said:

 

Calm down Thrac.