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Turbogre

Anyone had the snip?

By Turbogre, in General Chat

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SystonFox

SystonFox

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7 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Are you implying Tincy would make something up for attention?

 

Mods, come on.

Is there anything better than Tincy asking foxestalk if they’ve had the snip? Class

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Livid

Livid

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Had it done on a Friday on the NHS at the Spire in Oadby,  felt a little discomfort when the singed one of the tubes (needed a little more local anaesthetic on that side!)

 

Discharged with some high strength anti inflammatories, fine all weeked, bounded into work on Monday no more AI's and by the end of the day they had swollen up to the size of tennis balls. Saw my doctor on Tuesday more AI's and spent the rest of the week literally lying on the sofa with my feet up. 

yorkie1999

yorkie1999

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17 minutes ago, Livid said:

Had it done on a Friday on the NHS at the Spire in Oadby,  felt a little discomfort when the singed one of the tubes (needed a little more local anaesthetic on that side!)

 

Discharged with some high strength anti inflammatories, fine all weeked, bounded into work on Monday no more AI's and by the end of the day they had swollen up to the size of tennis balls. Saw my doctor on Tuesday and said "Doctor, can you remove the pain but leave the swelling"

Fixed

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Izzy

Izzy

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2 hours ago, yorkie1999 said:

I've had it done, hurts like fvck afterwards, you can actually feel the blade slicing and the tubes being pulled down from your neck. Most distressing thing for a bloke to have to go through.

 

1 hour ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said:

One in ten people will get an infection afterwards. I was off work for six weeks, and was in agony.

Precisely why I've cancelled two previous appointments to have it done.

 

Stupid really as I've had my large intestine removed and loads of surgery over the years but the thought of having the snip freaks me out.

Beliall

Beliall

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26 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

Precisely why I've cancelled two previous appointments to have it done.

 

Stupid really as I've had my large intestine removed and loads of surgery over the years but the thought of having the snip freaks me out.

us gingers dont really need it because no one will have sex with us

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Webbo

Webbo

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59 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

Precisely why I've cancelled two previous appointments to have it done.

 

Stupid really as I've had my large intestine removed and loads of surgery over the years but the thought of having the snip freaks me out.

It's nothing, honestly. I had it done on the Friday and I was down Filbert Street on the Saturday no problems.

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foxfanazer

foxfanazer

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3 hours ago, BoyJones said:

Mate it's a doddle, in and out of clinic in 30 mins.

 

Had to put up with a couple of jokes from the Aretha Franklin look alike nurse who did the cutting. Lying on the bed while she sprayed the yellow cleaning stuff around the area (I shaved myself) she said what a large fuss over such a little thing! Probably said it a 1000 times previously!

 

Then after she injected the freeze stuff into the first sack, she said got two bits of news, some good some bad. The good news is that I have frozen your left testicle, bad news got to do the other one! Made me laugh and cry at same time. 

 

No after pain at all. Worst thing was itchy groin whilst hairs grew back, that was annoying. However this was back in 1983, so probably all different now - but seriously, less painful than dentist. 

 

Good luck!!

Yeah never let the dentist do it

FoxesDeb

FoxesDeb

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All you men need to get your wives or girlfriends to have a coil fitted. Painless, trouble free, remove it if you decide you want a baby, but in the meantime no more periods for her and no pregnancies. Win win ?

Max Wall

Max Wall

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48 minutes ago, Webbo said:

It's nothing, honestly. I had it done on the Friday and I was down Filbert Street on the Saturday no problems.

What position did you play?

Izzy

Izzy

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3 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Right Back, of the stand.

Left Back, in the changing rooms :thumbup:

Rob1742

Rob1742

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A mate of mine went to have it done. Sat in the waiting room before hand, he bottled it and ran out. He said there was a funny smell to the place.

 

On discussions with the doctors some weeks after, he was told there is quite a high percentage that do a runner on the day (bollocks intact)

Izzy

Izzy

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1 hour ago, FoxesDeb said:

All you men need to get your wives or girlfriends to have a coil fitted. Painless, trouble free, remove it if you decide you want a baby, but in the meantime no more periods for her and no pregnancies. Win win ?

So with this coil thing Deb...

 

What about if you just happened to be well endowed? (like my good self obvs) Does the end of your manhood sort of bash into the coil? Not sure I'm keen on that tbh

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Max Wall

Max Wall

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2 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

So with this coil thing Deb...

 

What about if you just happened to be well endowed? (like my good self obvs) Does the end of your manhood sort of bash into the coil? Not sure I'm keen on that tbh

Poor line. Thought better of you than that lol

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