Christian Fuchs just rang

[Alf Bentley]

56 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Spooky. I had exactly the same massage from Go West 

 

I suppose they're a bit strapped for cash, being unable to do any live gigs.

 

I'm not sure that a massage abides by social distancing rules, though.

[Alf Bentley]

Yann Kermorgant just rang me offering to bring round a take-away.

 

He reckons he can provide the best chips in the country.

[Nalis]

I've had calls from Kasper, Shilton, Keller and Flowers today. They all had my number saved.

 

Kevin Pressman and Ricardo also called but they kept dropping.

[Foxes1]

15 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Conrad Logan rang me asking me to pop round to help him remove a splinter from his arse. I told him that under present government guidelines I couldn’t help at this time. 

Are you sure it wasn't Danny Drinkwater for the time he spent on Chelsea's bench

[StanSP]

I was due to have a call today at 3pm. Wondered what happened then realised Wilf had intercepted it.

[SystonFox]

3 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Ian Stringer rang me to tell me what a great guy he is 

Any crisp packets bobbing about in the wind in his garden by chance?

[Toddybad]

4 hours ago, martyn said:

A distressed Richie Wellens called me. Seems the people of Leicester consider him responsible for the Coronavirus outbreak. 

I did actually laugh out loud at this 😂

[goody2028]

Just had a call from Molla Wagué but he didn’t stay long

[LinekersLugs]

Vardy rang me 

 

told me to stop talking shitee on here 

 

he knows me so well 

[brucey]

I unticked the box allowing the club to contact me by phone after they cold called me over the summer asking me to buy a membership. Then they go and do this  Anyone got it recorded somewhere?

 

[Pliskin]

Keith Gillespie, Paul Dickov and Matt Elliott just called me, asked if I fancied joining them at an all you can eat in La Manga. 

[Mike Oxlong]

Ade Akinbiyi rang me up but he’d got the wrong number 

[UniFox21]

Nige rang me up... told me to f*** off and die 

[49er]

5 hours ago, Spudulike said:

Richard III just called me. Said that he had a hunch he would get it and would give his Kingdom for a face mask. 

He needs it for his Corona-tion

[StanSP]

10 minutes ago, UniFox21 said:

Nige rang me up... told me to f*** off and die 

I hope you asked him what trainers he was wearing before he said that.

[jonthefox]

Riyad Mahrez Just rang me to give me advice on how not to waste my life.

[Plastik Man]

3 hours ago, Ecdysiast said:

Adele just called me, she was wondering if I'd like to meet.... 

For a sneaky KFC bucket?

[Illusion35]

Chilwell called me this morning and to be fair I thought it was a nice touch 😊

[UniFox21]

24 minutes ago, StanSP said:

I hope you asked him what trainers he was wearing before he said that.

Apparently Pulis recommended a great place to stock up on the classic white trainers.

[49er]

Nige rang me. He took Gove’s advice and took a walk for an hour. He’s currently adhering to social distancing in the mountains of Romania two metres apart from a pack of ravenous wild dogs

[Trav Le Bleu]

Paul Gallagher rang me. Sounded quite threatening, something about smashing someone's back door in.

[49er]

Terry Shipman phoned. Says he’s been out a lot of the time. 

 

David Pleat called to say he had stopped at the red lights, or at least that’s what I thought he said

[49er]

5 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Bloody hell ! It’s not just footballers either. Lionel Richie just rang to ask was I looking for him 

You must have been dancing on the ceiling when you heard that, and hoped that he would do it one more time

[49er]

1 hour ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Ade Akinbiyi rang me up but he’d got the wrong number 

Thought  you were more than a number in his little red book

[49er]

6 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Bloody hell ! It’s not just footballers either. Lionel Richie just rang to ask was I looking for him 

Did he say hello