ozleicester Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Just ;istening to a little bit of AC/DC and thought (somewhat surprisingly) wow, thats a superb line. Its from Jail break and it is (about being shot)... "with a hole in his body, where his life had been"
Fox92 Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Many provided by Bob Dylan, he's absolutely out of this world in terms of lyrics, and my favorite of his is "don't go mistaking paradise for that home across the road".
Countryfox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 The Stranglers ... Peaches ... oh yes !!! Strolling along minding my own business Well there goes a girl and a half She's got me going up and down She's got me going up and down It's only your imagination Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches See her for a moment Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours Spread it all over my peelin' skin baby That feels real good All this skirt lappin' up the sun Lap me up Why don't you come on and Lap me up Just what it is that brings her here Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches See her for a moment Well there goes another one just lying down on the sand dunes I'd better go take a swim and see if I can cool down a little bit Coz you and me woman We got a lotta things on our minds (you know what I mean) Covering everything Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches Stars in the window Will you just take a look over there (where?) there Is she tryin' to get outta that clitares? Liberation for women Thats what I preach Preacher man The air is like a murmur Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches All at once there's someone there Oh shit There goes the charabang Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer Well what a bummer I can think of a lot worse places to be Like down in the streets Or down in the sewer Or even on the end of a skewer Submit Corrections
Izzy Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Son, I'm 30 I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty (Happy Mondays, Kinky Afro)
Webbo Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 The Who, Substitute. Substitute me for him Substitute my coke for gin Substitute you for my mum At least I'll get my washing done. The song has the best lyrics ever imo, those highlighted lines especially.
Guest Electric Yetis Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Well I woke up in mid-afternoon cause that's when it all hurts the most I dream I never know anyone at the party and I'm always the host If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts
Izzy Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Think I’m just gonna spam this thread with Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics U is for the Umpire, which I wish I’d been instead. You never hear a cricket crowd chanting “Who’s the bastard in the hat?” (The Referee’s Alphabet)
Izzy Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 “There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro” (The best things in life - Half Man Half Biscuit)
PAULCFC Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 I get up around 2 with nothing to do 'sept get a touch of flu.Blur...bad head!
onekeithweller Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Congolesi Unsworth: Glaswegian loons; the singer’s granddad writes all the tunes. Cresta! What the **** were we drinking? HMHB: The Unfortunate Gwatkin. Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. Les Crane: Desiderata
SystonFox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman
Izzy Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 10 minutes ago, PAULCFC said: I get up around 2 with nothing to do 'sept get a touch of flu. I get up when I want, except for Wednesday’s when I get rudely awakened by the dustman.. Parklife!
Izzy Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 1 minute ago, SystonFox said: I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman Can’t believe I was typing that out at the exact moment you posted it
ozleicester Posted 27 June 2020 Author Posted 27 June 2020 Probbly unheard of outside of Oz... TISM (This Is Serious Mum) From "Greg! The Stop Sign!!" ...As life's road in front unravels We get to do the driving Don't choose the direction we travel for extra points..... Some time in the next ten thousand years A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of Man I'm banking on it coming before My end of year exam
waddadamadda Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 And if I'm a little bit deranged would you not estrange me or change me And if I can write your name can I be angry and nasty And if nothing else can change me and I am just this way then Would you love me? I’m a fantastic wreck by Montaigne.
EastNeukFox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 Divine Comedy’s National Express contains the following gem... Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle, back in '63 But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country
Guest Electric Yetis Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 4 minutes ago, EastNeukFox said: Divine Comedy’s National Express contains the following gem... Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle, back in '63 But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country Divine Comedy have some very good lines, in Gin Soaked Boy & Generation Sex. Not to mention something in the woodshed 😀
VLC86 Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 A few personal favourites.... Hi there, Girls, I’m a C unt Every Time I Die Bored Stiff Dear God I can’t wait to finally meet you...... you selfish c unt, you’ve got some explaining to do- The Bronx Two Dead Sisters There is a theme here...
boots60 Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 My girlfriends gone off with my car She's gone back to her Ma & Pa Telling tales of drunkeness & cruelty Now I'm sitting here Sipping on my ice cold beer Lazing on a sunny afternoon Ray Davies 1966
Wakeyfox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 2 hours ago, Izzy said: Son, I'm 30 I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty (Happy Mondays, Kinky Afro) Winner. Been on my footer forever
ThurmastonFox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 If fashion is your trade, then when you’re naked I guess you must be unemployed. Pulp. Pencil Skirt
Wakeyfox Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 I'm stood here naked with a junkie sinking margaritas.
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 June 2020 Posted 27 June 2020 You’ll get your fcking head kicked in if you walk down filbert street?
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