Great Song Lines

[ozleicester]

Just ;istening to a little bit of AC/DC and thought (somewhat surprisingly) wow, thats a superb line.

Its from Jail break and it is (about being shot)... "with a hole in his body, where his life had been"
 

 

[Fox92]

Many provided by Bob Dylan, he's absolutely out of this world in terms of lyrics, and my favorite of his is "don't go mistaking paradise for that home across the road". 

[Countryfox]

The Stranglers  ...  Peaches ...    oh yes !!!   

 

Strolling along minding my own business
Well there goes a girl and a half 
She's got me going up and down
She's got me going up and down
It's only your imagination
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
See her for a moment
Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peelin' skin baby
That feels real good
All this skirt lappin' up the sun 
Lap me up
Why don't you come on and
Lap me up
Just what it is that brings her here
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
See her for a moment
Well there goes another one just lying down on the sand dunes
I'd better go take a swim and see if I can cool down a little bit
Coz you and me woman 
We got a lotta things on our minds (you know what I mean)
Covering everything
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
Stars in the window
Will you just take a look over there (where?) there
Is she tryin' to get outta that clitares?
Liberation for women 
Thats what I preach
Preacher man
The air is like a murmur
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
All at once there's someone there
Oh shit 
There goes the charabang
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer
Well what a bummer
I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the streets
Or down in the sewer 
Or even on the end of a skewer

 

   

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[Izzy]

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

 

(Happy Mondays, Kinky Afro)

[Webbo]

The Who, Substitute.

 

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done.

 

 

The song has the best lyrics ever imo, those highlighted lines especially.

 

 

 

[Guest Electric Yetis]

Well I woke up in mid-afternoon cause that's when it all hurts the most
I dream I never know anyone at the party and I'm always the host
If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts

[Izzy]

Think I’m just gonna spam this thread with Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics 

 

U is for the Umpire, which I wish I’d been instead. You never hear a cricket crowd chanting “Who’s the bastard in the hat?”
(The Referee’s Alphabet)

[Izzy]

“There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro”
 

(The best things in life - Half Man Half Biscuit)

[PAULCFC]

I get up around 2

with nothing to do

'sept get a touch of flu.Blur...bad head!

Edited 27 June 2020 by PAULCFC

[onekeithweller]

Congolesi Unsworth: Glaswegian loons; the singer’s granddad writes all the tunes.
Cresta! What the **** were we drinking?

 

HMHB: The Unfortunate Gwatkin.

 

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Les Crane: Desiderata

 

 

[SystonFox]

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman

[Izzy]

10 minutes ago, PAULCFC said:

I get up around 2

with nothing to do

'sept get a touch of flu.

I get up when I want, except for Wednesday’s when I get rudely awakened by the dustman..

 

Parklife!

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, SystonFox said:

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman

Can’t believe I was typing that out at the exact moment you posted it 

[ozleicester]

Probbly unheard of outside of Oz... TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

 

From "Greg! The Stop Sign!!"

 

...As life's road in front unravels
We get to do the driving
Don't choose the direction we travel

 

for extra points.....
Some time in the next ten thousand years A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of Man
I'm banking on it coming before My end of year exam

 

 

 

Edited 27 June 2020 by ozleicester

[waddadamadda]

And if I'm a little bit deranged would you not estrange me or change me
And if I can write your name can I be angry and
nasty
And if nothing else can change me and I am just this way then
Would you love me?

 

 I’m a fantastic wreck by Montaigne.

[EastNeukFox]

Divine Comedy’s National Express contains the following gem...

 

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle, back in '63
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

 

[Guest Electric Yetis]

4 minutes ago, EastNeukFox said:

Divine Comedy’s National Express contains the following gem...

 

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle, back in '63
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

 

Divine Comedy have some very good lines, in Gin Soaked Boy & Generation Sex.

 

Not to mention something in the woodshed 😀

[goody2028]

Anything from velociraptor by kasabian  

[VLC86]

A few personal favourites....

 

Hi there, Girls, I’m a C unt Every Time I Die Bored Stiff

 

Dear God I can’t wait to finally meet you...... you selfish c unt, you’ve got some explaining to do- The Bronx Two Dead Sisters 

 

There is a theme here...

Edited 27 June 2020 by Costock_Fox

[boots60]

My girlfriends gone off with my car

She's gone back to her Ma & Pa

Telling tales of drunkeness & cruelty

Now I'm sitting here

Sipping on my ice cold beer

Lazing on a sunny afternoon

 

Ray Davies 1966

 

[Wakeyfox]

2 hours ago, Izzy said:

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

 

(Happy Mondays, Kinky Afro)

Winner. Been on my footer forever

Edited 27 June 2020 by Wakeyfox
Speling

[ThurmastonFox]

If fashion is your trade, then when you’re naked I guess you must be unemployed. 
 

Pulp. Pencil Skirt

[Wakeyfox]

I'm stood here naked with a junkie sinking margaritas. 

[Manwell Pablo]

You’ll get your fcking head kicked in if you walk down filbert street?

[Trav Le Bleu]

I swear we used to have a music forum.