Seagrave Training Centre - Construction updates 2

[thesilverfox]

Just heard from somebody who’s been to site today that it’s almost ready for handover.

Unbelievable if true considering how much needed doing end of last week.

[st albans fox]

6 minutes ago, thesilverfox said:

Just heard from somebody who’s been to site today that it’s almost ready for handover.

Unbelievable if true considering how much needed doing end of last week.

Taking into account those building companies i've had dealings with, 'almost ready for handover' is anything between two weeks and six months !

[FoyleFox]

18 minutes ago, st albans fox said:

Taking into account those building companies i've had dealings with, 'almost ready for handover' is anything between two weeks and six months !

Followed by 6 - 12 months of snagging!

[nnickn]

2 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

Drove past earlier on my way to get some eggs and the entrance looks almost finished. Minimalist lighting on the sides, it's gonna look beautiful. I hope the photography department is ready to show it off.

How many eggs did you get?, were they white eggs?

[urban.spaceman]

2 hours ago, Spudulike said:

Didnt you stop and take a photo? Disappointed 

I did think about it as I went past but then I realised I literally couldn’t be arsed. 

[urban.spaceman]

21 minutes ago, nnickn said:

How many eggs did you get?, were they white eggs?

24. Normal eggs. Didn’t break a single one of them. 

[4everfox]

1 hour ago, thesilverfox said:

Just heard from somebody who’s been to site today that it’s almost ready for handover.

Unbelievable if true considering how much needed doing end of last week.

I got told that they were moving the porta cabins out today, so that makes sense. It's just a case of adding the finishing touches and moving everything in now I think. 

[Plastik Man]

33 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

24. Normal eggs. Didn’t break a single one of them. 

Tell me you didn't put them all in one basket!

[urban.spaceman]

2 hours ago, Plastik Man said:

Tell me you didn't put them all in one basket!

All in the same tray. 

[HighPeakFox]

43 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

All in the same tray. 

Rash imo

[urban.spaceman]

Any more questions about my eggscapade?

[davieG]

2 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Any more questions about my eggscapade?

No I think we've cracked it now.

[Lineker's Lugs]

3 minutes ago, davieG said:

No I think we've cracked it now.

I was going to make that joke but you poached it.

[Solihullfox]

10 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Any more questions about my eggscapade?

Scrambling to come up with a witty response

[Raw Dykes]

4 minutes ago, Lineker's Lugs said:

I was going to make that joke but you poached it.

Did you say yolk?

[StanSP]

My heads fried at all this non-training ground chat. 

[Billynomates]

17 hours ago, st albans fox said:

Taking into account those building companies i've had dealings with, 'almost ready for handover' is anything between two weeks and six months !

It’s one week away

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

What on oeuf are you lot on about

[Frank Large's Black Book]

[Vacamion]

 

I always try to ovoid puns like those in this thread.

 

 

[urban.spaceman]

Well this thread was poached by the egg punners. 

[ealingfox]

We can't keep giving posters free range to clutter threads with this nonsense. It cheepens the forum and will end in battery if the puns get any worse. Mods please lay down the law.

[Fox in the North]

This nonsense is scrambling my brain.

[FoyleFox]

Some eggcellent responses there...

[Fox in the North]

21 minutes ago, FoyleFox said:

Some eggcellent responses there...

Got to look in the sunny side up of things sometimes.