Patson Daka

[ceebeefox]

1 hour ago, Twitcher said:

The Zambia fans saying on Facebook his form for us is because we don't give him enough game time 🤦

Plenty of game time, not too many chances though.

[Merging Cultures]

On 25/11/2025 at 21:33, Kp1984 said:

Not nice to talk about Jesus like that wow 😮 

On his birthday and everything

[Stadt]

36 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

Yeah, just not for us.

 

I'm convinced Daka's another case of an African footballer lying about his age. No way is he still 27.

He scored 4 in the Europa League for us 

[pmcla26]

Great header 

[Vacamion]

 

So having watched that video I assume he's out for the rest of the season with a broken neck?  

[sm1]

In all the ridicule about Daka's celebration, it's been lost that it was a good goal. Let's hope he's not hurt himself.

[MC Prussian]

1 hour ago, Stadt said:

He scored 4 in the Europa League for us 

What's the saying again? One swallow...

[ThurmastonFox]

32 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

What's the saying again? One swallow...

Makes for a fantastic date?

[Cincinnati Fox]

5 hours ago, jimsmallman said:

 

never has something been more apt

There are only 2 ways to hurt your neck! And he has not been in a car accident 

[Wymsey]

5 hours ago, jimsmallman said:

 

never has something been more apt

Two Otolaryngologists looking confused, as to why he didn't fracture the neck..

 

 

[SuperMike]

Lets hope he ends up the tournament's top scorer!

...... The joy of selling him for £35 M in january!

.....And our delight at seeing that cute look of pure pleasure on Top's face when his latest purchase - a new £34M polo pony - arrives at his stables.

.....Wonderful.

[AjcW]

1 hour ago, MC Prussian said:

What's the saying again? One swallow...

... and we wouldn't have ever had to suffer through signing Daka?

[Pliskin]

That’s actually a decent goal….. if that was playing for us he would headbutting the cross bar! 

[Mike Oxlong]

Always thought the lad had a brass neck on him

 

[Stadt]

1 hour ago, MC Prussian said:

What's the saying again? One swallow...

I wasn’t passing comment on his ability, it was just untrue that you said he’d never scored for us in a cup game - he did, very memorably. 

[MC Prussian]

5 minutes ago, Stadt said:

I wasn’t passing comment on his ability, it was just untrue that you said he’d never scored for us in a cup game - he did, very memorably. 

Should've been more specific. I meant domestic cup games.

 

Those four goals against Spartak were a once-in-a-lifetime happening.

[MPH]

6 hours ago, jimsmallman said:

 

never has something been more apt

 

that sums up our season quite accurately…

[Tuna]

Glad he hasn't seriously hurt himself, silly celebration, time to pack it in Patson!

[HankMarvin]

4 hours ago, ceebeefox said:

Plenty of game time, not too many chances though.

Yet missed 6 big chances 

[Phenom]

9 hours ago, MC Prussian said:

Yeah, just not for us.

 

I'm convinced Daka's another case of an African footballer lying about his age. No way is he still 27.

Based on what?

[Filbert_Ross]

6 hours ago, SuperMike said:

Lets hope he ends up the tournament's top scorer!

...... The joy of selling him for £35 M in january!

.....And our delight at seeing that cute look of pure pleasure on Top's face when his latest purchase - a new £34M polo pony - arrives at his stables.

.....Wonderful.

 
I had a quid on it Sunday morning.  90/1. Ha. 

[Mike Oxlong]

14 hours ago, jimsmallman said:

 

never has something been more apt

This is what happened to Gladstone Small when celebrating a 5 wicket haul against the Minor Counties circa 1985. He never looked the same again. 

 

[ceebeefox]

8 hours ago, HankMarvin said:

Yet missed 6 big chances 

1 in 3 means two goals.

[ceebeefox]

8 hours ago, HankMarvin said:

Yet missed 6 big chances 

I know he’s crap, but so are we at chance creation for years. Vardy was a genius to score as many here.

[HankMarvin]

25 minutes ago, ceebeefox said:

1 in 3 means two goals.

 He has missed 6 and scored one so it’s not 1 in 3

and they are “big chances” not chances