Patson Daka

[jammie82uk]

2 hours ago, sharpylcfc said:

The stats I posted earlier was every game Daka has a far worse record for us than Akinbiyi did.

It’s much better to do it with mins played as a 30 second sub appearance counting as a appearance screws the stats a little 

[worthosoriginals]

1 hour ago, Winstonthedog said:

Or possibly the Saudi league 

Or some  shit pub league

[MonarchFox]

The bloke was dog shit, close the thread and move on

[Mike Oxlong]

If I were ever sentenced to death by firing squad I'd want to be facing a line up of Patson Dakas 

[Fox92]

On 08/06/2026 at 15:59, adejo92 said:

Got to be the worst striker in the clubs history?

 

I remember when you used to use Akinbiyi as an insult. He's genuinely achieved worst stats that him. Unbelievable. 

 

I am still convinced he'll come out as being one big prank. I'll never believe he is a legitimate professional footballer. 

Generally there have been worse strikers, Hammond for example, but for the fee (and wages) then Daka is the worse. 

 

I personally never rated Daka as I always said on here. I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. Useless player.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, Fox92 said:

I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. 

 

The (some personal) is very unintentionally funny to me  

Edited 10 June by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Fox92]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

The (some personal) is very unintentionally funny  

Had to get it out there!

[adejo92]

5 hours ago, Fox92 said:

Generally there have been worse strikers, Hammond for example, but for the fee (and wages) then Daka is the worse. 

 

I personally never rated Daka as I always said on here. I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. Useless player.

Yep, pretty sure his pace thing was all a myth too.

 

Not sure i ever saw him glide past a defence 

[foxile5]

39 minutes ago, adejo92 said:

Yep, pretty sure his pace thing was all a myth too.

 

Not sure i ever saw him glide past a defence 

From a standing start I wasn't slow at all. 

 

Put a ball at my feet or in front of me and I'm terrible at moving. 

 

Being quick and being quick with the ball are two very different things. I bet Daka would be great in a sprint. 

[adejo92]

10 minutes ago, foxile5 said:

From a standing start I wasn't slow at all. 

 

Put a ball at my feet or in front of me and I'm terrible at moving. 

 

Being quick and being quick with the ball are two very different things. I bet Daka would be great in a sprint. 

He should have been a runner then because he's shit with the ball.

[gerblod]

On 09/06/2026 at 04:27, Mike Oxlong said:

If I were ever sentenced to death by firing squad I'd want to be facing a line up of Patson Dakas 

You'd get bored waiting to die. 

[HankMarvin]

Should be locked 

otherwise we will get painful updates every-time his scores for his next club.

Those two updates per year will be like the shudders you get when you see his name on a team sheet   

Edited 11 June by HankMarvin

[DerbyshireFox]

https://www.hsv.de/en/news/striker-patson-daka-joins-hsv

[AyewJoking]

If Daka turns out to be good at anywhere else then we are probably just cursed.

[Super_horns]

41 minutes ago, AyewJoking said:

If Daka turns out to be good at anywhere else then we are probably just cursed.

Probably be one of the top scorers now!

 

Must admit was surprised to read this given how poor he was for you guys. 

[Sly]

HSV have basically got everything you want in a forward, minus goals and a first touch.

[adejo92]

Surely they don't know what they have just signed.

[suffolk fox]

Woeful player at every level.  Feel sorry for Hamburg his agent must be good because Daka certainly isn't.

[Sly]

4 minutes ago, suffolk fox said:

Woeful player at every level.  Feel sorry for Hamburg his agent must be good because Daka certainly isn't.

In fairness, you look at the player at Salzburg to what he was last season for us and you would never believe they were the same person. 
 

If you can get the player at Salzburg back, it’s a good signing.  

[Samilktray]

I dont really have any animosity towards him and I hope he does well there

[adejo92]

Not fit to warm the bench down at Anstey Nomads.

[suffolk fox]

35 minutes ago, Sly said:

In fairness, you look at the player at Salzburg to what he was last season for us and you would never believe they were the same person. 
 

If you can get the player at Salzburg back, it’s a good signing.  

Just proves how poor that league was.  Apart  from the CSKA Moscow game away he did nothing for us.  I have seen some dross play for us up front over many a year, but to me Daka is crap at every level... Opinion of course, we may differ.

[AyewJoking]

Note they mentioned his 5 years at Leicester but conveniently left the stats out???

[ARM1968]

Watch him smash in 25 goals next season 🤣🤣

[Lesterlad]

When did he play 10 times in the champions league? Lol