Excuses suggestions please

[Guest itude]

Our beloved manager has told me that he is rapidly running out of excuses for our abysmal performances.

He says it is clearly nothing to do with him, so he is asking for some more daft ones that he has not yet thought of.

Can you help ?

[st albans fox]

Too sunny 

[foxfanazer]

They had a better manager than us

[Marmite]

Kit clashed 

[AaronH]

Bit too long of a journey

[TheFiveTime]

They spent 7 million on Billy Gilmour

[Bezzanator89]

We are away from home. May as well give three points before kick off.

[Corky]

He was forced to pick Ndidi at CB despite two not being in the squad although fit and available.

[Guest itude]

Yes, just texted him with all of them, he says he thinks they are all excellent !

[Rich_Sheffield]

Cost of living crisis. 

[ithuriel]

The pitch was the wrong shade of green

[jonthefox]

It’s always going to be difficult by the sea .

[Legend_in_blue]

It's never easy against a part time team.

[FoxesWalk]

“We showed great character, I thought we played well, but were unlucky. The lads gave everything”

 

Tried and tested

Edited 4 September 2022 by FoxesWalk

[Tielemans63]

What you don't realise is that the half time tactical switch was exactly the right move but the players didn't really carry out the instructions as Brendan would have liked but they're young and they're learning and Harvey was tired because we couldn't sign any players in the transfer window.

Edited 4 September 2022 by Tielemans63

[Guest itude]

They are all so good, he says he is going to write them all down, put them in a hat , and pick one out. Just like he does 11 times before each match with the players.

Substitutions as well !!

[brockmyster]

No investment, apart from the 200m the last 3 years where no one's good enough, but still no investment. Proper spent it all on children's suit to wear the midget ****

[LestaAl]

It was too long a drive to the south coast!

[GorlestonFox]

I need to think about my future career

[foxsake]

Brighton fish & chips too expensive

[Mike Oxlong]

Ryan Bertrand didn’t play 

[Itsthejoeker]

Brendan forgot his notebook

[Jattdogg]

Jattdogg is a plastic for not flying over to the game. We really needed his vocal sexual support and he has let us down today.

[TWUKO]

The grass and our mint trim was confusing for the players.

[Corky]

We lacked aggression