Apprentice 2023

[SystonFox]

12 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

He got a thirty second video but wasn't on the show, clear something went down – rest in peace you lip licking, poppy eyed jock

 

Deffo been on the gear. Absolutely on it.

 

this tv show is so bad it’s so good. I absolutely love watching it and watching them make the mistakes. Great entertainment.

 

why anyone would genuinely want to go on and embarrass themselves I don’t know 

[Stinkenzo]

This gets worse every week

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This week's ep has been an all timer man, was near tears when Simba started slating that woman's shoes

[StanSP]

How has Avi got this far

 

[Stinkenzo]

10 minutes ago, StanSP said:

How has Avi got this far

 

I think his record is actually decent despite how big a **** he is

[VLC86]

1 hour ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

This week's ep has been an all timer man, was near tears when Simba started slating that woman's shoes

If that blokes business isn’t training people to shout abuse at others he’s gone wrong.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Also the pest controller bloke genuinely did nothing of note apart from look like an Aardman villain 

[Tommy Fresh]

Simba absolutely battering the guests, was class. Raising genuine queries and continuing to just shout at them. Also when they had their little demo on what to do and the woman said looks like you've wet yourself and the camera panned down to his cock 😂

[Tuna]

Anti venom has gotta be one of the worst brands ever on this show. 

Edited 2 March 2023 by Tuna

[fox_favourite]

Anti skin care more like. What a car crash of a product. 

[fazzyfox]

Sugars missed a trick there. Imagine the scenes if the teams walk into the boardroom and he’s sat there dyed green looking really p****d off.

Edited 3 March 2023 by fazzyfox

[tom27111]

I'm desperate to buy a skin product and use it as a paperweight 

 

What planet are these people on?

 

I guess it'd be boring if competent people were contestants. 

[Tuna]

No orders 

[Tuna]

Gotta be a double firing!

[Stinkenzo]

Branding may have been rubbish but even if they nailed it they wouldn't have had any orders because it ****ing stains

[VLC86]

This week gave me asthma, laughing so hard. Car crash.

[StanSP]

Avi explaining how to make green dye by mixing blue and yellow to fully grown adults was superb

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I can't believe Bradley thought that was a good idea for fully grown adults. The snake, the name, the bottle, the bloody colour. Why not just make something along the lines of, oh I don't know – the moisturiser you use every day? It genuinely can't be that hard, they'd have walked it if Rochelle was PM.

 

It's like whenever they have a task like "make a new non alcoholic drink" and instead of just making something low key that tastes nice they decide to make it taste of nails.

[ARTY_FOX]

Avi was a pleb but he shouldn't have been the one to go there. 

[Stinkenzo]

Feel like they've got Chef Barking the wrong way around Surely (The) Barking Chef would be much better? 

[Lionator]

Blimey that's a terrible decision. How is Dani still there?

[filthyfox]

Interest has really waned, hasn't it?!

Both those products were shiiiiiiiite

[Lionator]

13 minutes ago, filthyfox said:

Interest has really waned, hasn't it?!

Both those products were shiiiiiiiite

It's been a poor quality series. I think it's done its time.

[filthyfox]

Just now, Lionator said:

It's been a poor quality series. I think it's done its time.

I watched the US series some years ago now.  It was very different.  If you lost a task, you were given shit accommodation as an example.

[deejdeej]

Series went to pot when Avi went. Yes he was crap but made the show much funnier.