Questions to be asked at manager interviews

[Winstonthedog]

Time to help Top and his interview board ... let's give them a few questions to ask ...

[filthyfox]

Would you mind working with Jon?

He's a good egg, really

[demon_dog]

Have you a really good looking daughter over 18?

[RumbleFox]

You ever wish you were dead?

[ithuriel]

Do you like Bertie Bassetts liquorice allsorts? and if you do, what's your favourites?

 

[ClaphamFox]

Do you enjoy being kept in the dark about certain issues that affect your job, then publicly moaning about it? 

[STEVIE B]

'If anything goes wrong....... would you blame Wellens ?'

[davieG]

1 minute ago, ClaphamFox said:

Do you enjoy being kept in the dark about certain issues that affect your job, then publicly moaning about it? 

Known as the Mushroom management, keep you in the dark and occasional bring you out to shit on.

[winteriscoming]

Do you have a small notepad? 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Where do you see yourself in one-year's time? Because if the answer is ''managing Chelsea'', you can **** right off now.

[Groby_Blue]

Do you know anything about horses. 

[Claridge]

Do you like Chang

[willie-bell-in-rothley]

Can you blow up a dinosaur ?

[Bourbon Fox]

Can you tell me about a time that you have rigidly stuck to your guns when all evidence pointed towards a need to change? How did you publicly throw people under the bus at this time?

[chapero82]

Are you a happy clapper?

[SkidsFox]

Maradonna or Pele or Messi?

[Chelmofox]

Tell me. Who's won more than you?

[majaco]

Do you mind being false information about the club finances and the budget available to you?   We're literally rolling in it.

 

 

Or seriously:  how would you go about Introducing academy talent to first team football?

[RumbleFox]

Ah, hello Mr Hodgson, got bored with retirement?

[StanSP]

What have you done with Preki, your arch-rival, nemesis and rival for this job? 

[niyaminski]

Do you have an annoying little clap that you do, even when you see something shit?

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Cock or bollock?

[SouthStandUpperTier]

You're stuck on a desert island. You're allowed one condiment. Which is it to be?

[ARTY_FOX]

Do you prefer to have the defenders hoof it at a big man or be booed by OAP's? 

[FoxinNotts]

Surely you can work these questions out for your self Rudders!?