Jordan Ayew - NEVER PLAYING FOR LEICESTER AGAIN!!!

[ozvaldo]

Over the years I’ve made regrettable love to some absolute trogs who look like they struggle to turn round and wipe their own anal cavity.  
 

Yet, all of them - I’m certain - would show me more fight and desire as well as skill and ability in the No.9 than Jordan ****ing Ayew. 

[CPepFox]

Forget about firing Marti as long as Rudkin is calling the shots !!

 

 

Truth... ownership and upper management need serious changing

[DJW1]

I dread to think what the comments on here will be like if he scores the winner against England next summer

[Finnegan]

2 minutes ago, DJW1 said:

I dread to think what the comments on here will be like if he scores the winner against England next summer

 

I'll forgive him for everything

[Sol thewall Bamba]

24 minutes ago, DJW1 said:

I dread to think what the comments on here will be like if he scores the winner against England next summer

Spoiler alert, he will not.

[SecretPro]

14 hours ago, HankMarvin said:

He played more games as a winger than he has as a striker in the prem, and in his career 230 as winger and 238 as a striker 

Still a dreadful player. 

[Rubbersoul]

He’s a striker and his main attribute is winning fouls. I think that says it all. 

[DennisNedry]

Eagerly awaiting the 1 year contract extension announcement.

[Finnegan]

34 minutes ago, DennisNedry said:

Eagerly awaiting the 1 year contract extension announcement.

 

Mods 

[HankMarvin]

7 minutes ago, SecretPro said:

Still a dreadful player. 

Yeah he is pony but somehow still managed to score 5 times more goals than Daka since he has signed.

its just highlights how far we fallen.

[Danizen]

15 hours ago, MPH said:

 

 

thought he had cancer when I first saw it!

Looks like we're back to square one, @Finnegan 

Edited 22 December 2025 by Danizen

[MC Prussian]

4 hours ago, Rubbersoul said:

He’s a striker and his main attribute is winning fouls. I think that says it all. 

That's where you are very much mistaken.

[Rubbersoul]

10 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

That's where you are very much mistaken.

Whatever he is it isn’t a footballer 

[The Doctor]

6 hours ago, DJW1 said:

I dread to think what the comments on here will be like if he scores the winner against England next summer

renew his contract tbqh

[Wortho]

Well he does run about a bit!!

 

Not always in the right direction 🤷‍♀️

[honeybradger]

52 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

renew his contract tbqh

You are worse than Hitler.

[gurru991]

7 hours ago, Rubbersoul said:

He’s a striker and his main attribute is winning fouls. I think that says it all. 

It tells you all you need to know about the quality of this team when he is our first choice striker. I just wish that Ghana had made it to AFCON.

[SafewayFox]

He was absolutely hideous last night.

 

The fact he’s got the number 9 shirt is borderline embarrassing.

[5waller5]

Everytime this thread goes hot I open it expecting to see the headline: 

 

”Ayew agrees to two more years” 

 

It’s as inevitable and predictable as our decline 

[VLC86]

13 minutes ago, SafewayFox said:

He was absolutely hideous last night.

 

The fact he’s got the number 9 shirt is borderline embarrassing.

And yet he was infinitely better than he was against QPR, which really isn’t saying much.

 

In his defence last night, it’s his second game in 3 days and he usually looks like he can’t move after a weeks rest.

[Collymore]

That goal's bought him another 5 games upfront hasn't it? 

 

 

[damolcfc]

5 more years Ayew, 5 more years, 5 more years Ayew, 5 more years 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😝

[SecretPro]

Greatest number 9 we've ever had. 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

I may be right, I may be wrong

But I'm perfectly willing to swear

That when he turned and smiled at me

A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square

[worthosoriginals]

13 minutes ago, Collymore said:

That goal's bought him another 5 games upfront hasn't it? 

 

 

All of next season minimum