Jordan Ayew - NEVER PLAYING FOR LEICESTER AGAIN!!!

[funkyrobot]

The one thing he did today that made him stand out from the rest the players was how he trudged off the pitch at the final whistle. A slow trudge without acknowledging the crowd, whilst simultaneously looking like he’d shat himself. Truly magical to see 🥰

[when_you're_smiling]

The moment when, more by luck than judgement, he managed to get around his defender, but then still threw himself to the ground, was impressive commitment to the narrative.

 

He doesn’t have a clue how to play in the Championship. 

[Soar Fox]

That video of him walking off with his little steps like his shat himself is disgraceful. 
 

At this point I think the fans really need to turn on him to the point Rowett stops picking him for the squad altogether. He needs booing onto the pitch, ironic cheers when he falls over. He is the total opposite as to what we need at the minute whilst fighting a relegation battle. It’s not like he offers us anything anyway

[Les-TA-Jon]

The problem with Daka and Ayew is just ‘choose which flavour of bad’ you want. 
 

Daka can press and run, but can’t control it or stay on his feet. 
 

Ayew can control it and hold it up but plays with his head down and doesn’t bring others into the game. 
 

Reality is, both of them generally kill any attack they’re involved with. 

[phoneticerror]

We were being trolled today. How the hell is Ayew the favourite player of two of the mascots today. Kids aren’t stupid!

[Guesty]

Not a fan of chucking on kids in a relegation battle or playing players out of position. However, he's so bad currently and offers such little end product it really wouldn't hurt. He's absolutely done as a footballer.

[UniFox21]

Refs now don't and won't give him fouls when he falls over. Couple times he was fouled were waved off due to the number of dives he's done 

[SK3Blue]

We will be his last club, there’s no professionalism in anything he does. 
 

Physique of a Sunday league player, he couldn’t care less as long as the money is in the bank every month. 
 

Just give any of the academy lads a go up top rather than this Sloth. 

[Mike Oxlong]

Cried out like a slapped toddler when he tripped over his own shadow. Ref rightly ignored him 

[steve555]

1 hour ago, phoneticerror said:

We were being trolled today. How the hell is Ayew the favourite player of two of the mascots today. Kids aren’t stupid!

I can only assume the mascots were Ayew's kids.Got to be the only explanation!

[phoneticerror]

Just now, steve555 said:

I can only assume the mascots were Ayew's kids.Got to be the only explanation!

If I was his kid, he still wouldn’t be my favourite haha

[Guest Jonboy1999]

Hopefully he’ll retire so no one else has to suffer like we have 

[Tommy Fresh]

Class effort by Ayew to get turned and done by the centre half when he was only trying to earn a throw off of him 

[FOXSE]

2 hours ago, when_you're_smiling said:

The moment when, more by luck than judgement, he managed to get around his defender, but then still threw himself to the ground, was impressive commitment to the narrative.

 

He doesn’t have a clue how to play (in the Championship.)*

*unnecessary 

[fazzyfox]

This morning I had a s**t which was enjoyable, served a purpose and made me feel better. As it flushed away it said “please stop comparing me to Jordan Ayew”. It had a point and I apologise.

[EnderbyFox]

 

[Sly]

 

[Sly]

The bloke is a disgrace.

[Muzzy_no7]

Hi Jordan.

 

F*** off.

 

Manwell

[StanSP]

8 minutes ago, Sly said:

 

Pathetic attitude. 

 

Clearly doesn't want to be here so needs to be nowhere near the squad. 

 

This display of ineptitude and laziness is why so many fans think the squad don't have the mettle or bottle to dig in and fight should it come down to the final few games of the season. 

Disgraceful. 

[FrankieADZ]

i know we moan about Daka but I cant fault his effort, hes not very good but least he tries,

 

Ayew's body language stinks, and he hardly tries

what happens within 3 mins of him coming on?

he falls over, what is the point, play one of the kids instead of him

[jimsmallman]

3 hours ago, phoneticerror said:

We were being trolled today. How the hell is Ayew the favourite player of two of the mascots today. Kids aren’t stupid!

My son (aged nine) said “they must be his kids”

[jimsmallman]

I was chatting to a Swansea fan the other day who finds it hilarious that Jordan Ayew is anywhere near a championship team. He wondered if we might have confused him upon signing with Andre Ayew who is, and I quote, “not quite as s**t and actually runs”

[Sly]

His entire attitude, work rate, ability, body language and face just scream he shouldn’t be anywhere near this football club.

 

I disliked the likes of Amartey, Kristiansen, Tiatto, Hume etc, however this bloke has never annoyed me as much as any other player in a Leicester shirt.

[ronnup]

Disgusting...why aren't we trying anything else? Richards? Fuxking anything?