Jordan Ayew - NEVER PLAYING FOR LEICESTER AGAIN!!!

[MaidstoneFox]

14 hours ago, fazzyfox said:

Can we install one of those countdown clocks at the town hall….the clock tower….the stadium…..Big Ben (Not Nelson - the one in London)…..and every boozer in Leicestershire? 
 

He always had a strange approach to playing the game and now it’s with a “given up” attitude too, he literally damages our effectiveness, we would be better off with 10 men as no-one would be killing the tempo (what there is of it).
 

His whole schtick in his career was about working hard, winning set-pieces, running channels, retaining possession, so he fundamentally seizes to exist if he doesn't offer any of that.

[BKLFox]

When can the title change to 'x' days left?
Its currently 119 which probably sounds more than 4mths but come 1st April a 90 day countdown sounds much sweeter than 3mths.

That being said we could change it to 'x' games left, its only 11 now & that sounds like heaven & will allow my brain to only think of him being here for 11 more terrible days.

That being said ffs Rowett wake up & see what every fan sees & never put him in a matchday squad again (person who takes the training photo's/video's also take note) & we could essentially erase him from our minds today....and then lets never mention his name again, technically we wouldn't be wrong if we denied that he ever played for us.
 

[FLAN]

Cost Analysis

 

Metric	Value
Total Estimated Cost	£7,400,000
Estimated Total Distance	335.7 km
Cost per Kilometre	£22,042.89

[Buzzard]

[Ric Flair]

That years automatic contract extension is going to hurt worse than a bullet ant.

[Collymore]

4 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

That years automatic contract extension is going to hurt worse than a bullet ant.

I'd take 365 UK wasp stings now to get rid mate!

 

Venom doctor close by obviously if things react badly...

[Bob Weasel Fox]

He was probably the most bizarre shitty signing we could of got - now question is was it Coopermeister who insisted on signing him or Teflon Jon?

[jim5000]

30 minutes ago, Bob Weasel Fox said:

He was probably the most bizarre shitty signing we could have got - now question is was it Coopermeister who insisted on signing him or Teflon Jon?

Teflon John let Cooper sign his ‘experienced PL players’

[Stadt]

13 hours ago, Buzzard said:

@Ric Flair in 10 years?

[Winstonthedog]

On 02/03/2026 at 13:13, SK3Blue said:

Can we make the thread title only 2 months left of him on the basis his last appearance may be 02/05/26 at Blackburn. It just makes me feel better. 

Prefer the thread to be...  bye Jordan .... thanks for nothing  ....... but  I'm fearing .... we are in league 1 ...  can you stop another season 

Edited 7 March by Winstonthedog
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[Katy]

8 minutes ago, Winstonthedog said:

Prefer the thread to be...  bye Jordan .... thanks for nothing  ....... but  I'm fearing .... we are in league 1 ...  can you stop another season 

If that happens then **** the protests, we RIOT!

[fazzyfox]

On 05/03/2026 at 22:27, Buzzard said:

No, can I HAVE your shirt, the City no.9 one. Last night my 54 year old butt and aching back managed an hour of 4 a-side, I covered more ground than he does in 90 minutes, offered constant movement, effort, innovation and clever link up play and even threw in a scissor kick volley goal dubbed as being like “Pele on Horlicks”. No sulk face, no hiding when tired, no passing the buck, woke up feeling my hips are detached from the rest of my body but happy I put in 100%.

Gerrameein !

[fox_favourite]

Was anyone able to slip laxatives in his food this week?

[JimJams]

31 minutes ago, fox_favourite said:

Was anyone able to slip laxatives in his food this week?

Couldn't get them in along with the regular sedatives that are in it.

[reynard]

50 minutes ago, fox_favourite said:

Was anyone able to slip laxatives in his food this week?

That would at least make him run.

[oldbluefox]

1 hour ago, fox_favourite said:

Was anyone able to slip laxatives in his food this week?

The way he moves I think they already have.

[Freddy]

2 hours ago, fox_favourite said:

Was anyone able to slip laxatives in his food this week?

Everytime he got near the table he fell over and spilled his food...He's hungry and available. 

[lfu]

how on earth can the only thing a professional footballer be good at be falling over?

[Brooksy]

Cvnt.

[Stadt]

My stream was terrible so every time the ball went near him, it just cut to the next frame with Ipswich comfortably in possession. Useless 

[Katy]

He has the coordination of a 10 month old trying to walk for the first time but nowhere near as cute. 

[john ridley]

Can't  we change the heading to counting the games down,9 games etc sounds better than 4 months . 

[Dan]

Total waste of space as per.

[StanSP]

How bad was he again when he came on? 

[dmayne7]

What I don't understand is that he was lauded at Palace for his work rate, yet he is one of the laziest players I've seen. And that's even when cutting him slack because he has a more languid running style. Ghana must be totally screwed if he's their captain.