Jordan Ayew - NEVER PLAYING FOR LEICESTER AGAIN!!!

[Samilktray]

Media stuff was filmed today for the announcement that he’s leaving the club after 2 years here. I’m told it was emotional 

[SecretPro]

9 minutes ago, Samilktray said:

Media stuff was filmed today for the announcement that he’s leaving the club after 2 years here. I’m told it was emotional 

Emotional as in everybody giddy with excitement, half cut, popping party poppers and stringing up balloons? 

[Mike Oxlong]

We will have to retire the Number 9 shirt after his stellar contribution to our present success. 

[mod hero]

Anti football willy puller

[MC Prussian]

One goal doesn't make an Ayew.

 

Shame he only turns up when it's already too late.

[damolcfc]

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

[SK3Blue]

30 minutes ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

Burnley. 

[Pita]

33 minutes ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

He would miss the goal by 5 feet or more

[PhillippaT]

46 minutes ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

Which end? Are we talking Bolton or Lancaster?

[filbertway]

13 hours ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

Panenka, over the bar. Go out in style.

[VLC86]

13 hours ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

Imagine it.

 

he puts the ball on the spot

He slowly walks backwards

pause

he starts his run up

he has stopped

he pulls up his t shirt with a message

the message reads “‘not booing me now Ayew”

he then twats it over and we get relegated and go out of business.

[filbertway]

1 minute ago, VLC86 said:

Imagine it.

 

he puts the ball on the spot

He slowly walks backwards

pause

he starts his run up

he has stopped

he pulls up his t shirt with a message

the message reads “‘not booing me now Ayew”

he then twats it over and we get relegated and go out of business.

This is preferable to going down with Harry Worley playing CM. It'd be iconic

 

[VLC86]

1 minute ago, filbertway said:

This is preferable to going down with Harry Worley playing CM. It'd be iconic

 

Id probably shrug my shoulders and think fair ****s to be honest 😂

[Fox92]

21 hours ago, damolcfc said:

Here is a scenario 

 

We need a point to stay up, losing 1-0 to Blackburn 

We get last minute penalty...

Ayew steps up 

 

Where is it going.......🙄

I don't think he's actually missed that many in his career. 

[slymunn]

30 minutes ago, Fox92 said:

I don't think he's actually missed that many in his career. 

Only the one for us this season (I believe)

[The Doctor]

4 minutes ago, slymunn said:

Only the one for us this season (I believe)

two, Charlton and the shootout at Huddersfield 

[slymunn]

7 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

two, Charlton and the shootout at Huddersfield 

Ah, shootouts don't show up on the stat pages! 

[Fox1norfolk]

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[OntarioFox]

10 hours ago, filbertway said:

Panenka, over the bar. Go out in style.

Turns to the crowd and softly whipsers 'Kermo was decent' as he disappears down the tunnel.

[StanSP]

WE NEVER HAVE TO WITNESS THIS LAZY SHIT IN BLUE AT HOME AGAIN.

Time to rejoice. 

[BigGibbo]

Is he dead yet? 

[MC Prussian]

What a shame he wasn't given a proper send-off.

 

We let him down.

 

Hardly any other player has ever touched grass this gracefully.

Edited 24 April by MC Prussian

[Guppys Love Child]

OK. Bye then, and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out...

 

[The Doctor]

3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

WE NEVER HAVE TO WITNESS THIS LAZY SHIT IN BLUE AT HOME AGAIN.

Time to rejoice. 

[Bezzanator89]

Close thread. I don't care if he plays last game of the season, just close it.

Edited 24 April by Bezzanator89