Tell us something silly you did and we will guess if you were a kid or were drunk

[ramboacdc]

Stole the idea from Reddit. I suspect there are some interesting stories here. 

 

Starting it off, I once took a shortcut through a building site to get home, hopped the fence, bailed it over the top and went face first into the side of a skip.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Went through the front door window trying to sell my younger brother (heel) bashing my head on the bannister aka turnbuckle

[The boy Linacre]

8 minutes ago, ramboacdc said:

Stole the idea from Reddit. I suspect there are some interesting stories here. 

 

Starting it off, I once took a shortcut through a building site to get home, hopped the fence, bailed it over the top and went face first into the side of a skip.

Oliver?

[Torquay Gunner]

I once apologised to a guy wearing the same tie as me, when I thought I was going to walk into him.  Then realised I was looking into a mirror and had apologised to myself. 

[AKCJ]

Headbutted straight through the glass window on my mum and dads front door.

[Skidmark]

Needed a banging shit whilst out with some mates. Curled one out near a path in a field, an absolute monster. Looked like King Kong's Arm. Had to wipe my arse with dock leaves, and used my boxes. Then threw them down river to get rid of them. Continued the rest of the day's activities regardless. (Spent the next 3 years worrying if a crime had been committed in the area, that somehow forensics would find my shitty boxers, then nail me for a crime I hadn't committed.

 

(This is not why I go under the name Skidmark) 

 

What dya reckon? 

[ramboacdc]

1 hour ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Went through the front door window trying to sell my younger brother (heel) bashing my head on the bannister aka turnbuckle

I really hope this was drunk....
 

1 hour ago, Torquay Gunner said:

I once apologised to a guy wearing the same tie as me, when I thought I was going to walk into him.  Then realised I was looking into a mirror and had apologised to myself. 

Drunk

 

10 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Headbutted straight through the glass window on my mum and dads front door.

Kid? 

 

2 minutes ago, Skidmark said:

Needed a banging shit whilst out with some mates. Curled one out near a path in a field, an absolute monster. Looked like King Kong's Arm. Had to wipe my arse with dock leaves, and used my boxes. Then threw them down river to get rid of them. Continued the rest of the day's activities regardless. (Spent the next 3 years worrying if a crime had been committed in the area, that somehow forensics would find my shitty boxers, then nail me for a crime I hadn't committed.

 

(This is not why I go under the name Skidmark) 

 

What dya reckon? 

Kid. If that isn't why you go under Skidmark, what's the story there. 

[VLC86]

Knocked a tooth out in a fiercely contested shoe flicking contest.

[Messi]

56 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Headbutted straight through the glass window on my mum and dads front door.

 

[Craig]

Bought a ticket for Spurs away 

[Tommy Fresh]

3 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Went through the front door window trying to sell my younger brother (heel) bashing my head on the bannister aka turnbuckle

Neither drunk or kid

[Trav Le Bleu]

I pardoned over a 1000 violent prisoners and withdrew from the World Health Organisation.

[Tommy G]

Jumped the hedge into my old primary school when I was 18 after drinking a few alcopops, me and a few mates at the time stripped off and ran the length of the school playground and back over the hedge.

 

Thought it was a laugh at the time, it was all caught on some grainy cctv and the police visited mine and 2 of my mates at the time houses - got back home and my mum was in tears - our old primary school receptionist organised the police to visit us as a ''lesson learnt'' exercise and warned us had this been done if any children were present at the school we would of been potentially put on the sex offenders register.

 

Safe to say I've never done anything daft since and this was ~19 years ago.  

[Torquay Gunner]

2 hours ago, Craig said:

Bought a ticket for Spurs away 

It was either drunk or a kid, not a certifiable lunatic.  Why would you want visit the toilet bowl as we call it? 

Edited 21 January by Torquay Gunner

[Parafox]

3 hours ago, Craig said:

Bought a ticket for Spurs away 

 

Clearly a drunken child.

[Parafox]

Rolled my brother into an old carpet we'd found and pushed him off the fairly steep slope of a shallow quarry.

[Royston.]

got married

 

 

[urban.spaceman]

Signed up to FoxesTalk

[bmt]

11 hours ago, Parafox said:

Rolled my brother into an old carpet we'd found and pushed him off the fairly steep slope of a shallow quarry.

Definitely kid

[FLAN]

15 hours ago, Tommy G said:

Jumped the hedge into my old primary school when I was 18 after drinking a few alcopops, me and a few mates at the time stripped off and ran the length of the school playground and back over the hedge.

 

Thought it was a laugh at the time, it was all caught on some grainy cctv and the police visited mine and 2 of my mates at the time houses - got back home and my mum was in tears - our old primary school receptionist organised the police to visit us as a ''lesson learnt'' exercise and warned us had this been done if any children were present at the school we would of been potentially put on the sex offenders register.

 

Safe to say I've never done anything daft since and this was ~19 years ago.  

Guessing drunk?  Not sure how I got this one 

[MPH]

Lived 4 doors down from my friends house. Was in his back garden and  we decided it would be a good idea to hit some stones over the fence with a tennis racket. Heard a few smashed and thought we’d damaged an old  greenhouse that had been derelict for years. Got home a few minutes later and my stepdad was furious t. I asked him what was up and he said  A neighbors kid who lives in between and was always getting into  trouble had thrown some stones at our house.. he was raging as he went round and the kid had denied it!

 

 

Needless to say, I kept quiet.

[Ric Flair]

Slid down the middle bit of an escalator at Oxford St tube, bobbing and weaving the bollards in the middle like a young Nigel Mansell only to shatter my coccyx on the metal box at the end.

[boots60]

I challenged Tony Sibson to a fight.

 

It didn't last very long.

[Scotch]

Played a game where a bunch of us would turn the lights off and throw a handful of darts at the roof and awaited the carnage. 

[StanSP]

12 hours ago, Ric Flair said:

Slid down the middle bit of an escalator at Oxford St tube, bobbing and weaving the bollards in the middle like a young Nigel Mansell only to shatter my coccyx on the metal box at the end.

Drunk kid.