Man City Match thread

[st albans fox]

Nunes ha looked a liability since he’s been plying for them 

We’ve made him look like Rodri 

[gerblod]

2 minutes ago, Sly said:

I’ve just come on here to check to see how bad it is ……..

Best slowly turn round and go back, firmly closing the door behind you. Have a beer and go to bed.

[adam]

Who's that gormless looking fella sat next to ruud with his air pods in? Assistant? Wonder what he's listening to?

[AjcW]

Bring Skipp on at 2-0 down 🤝 Sticking your nob in ice water to get an erection

[jim5000]

Southampton winning 

[TheFiveTime]

so close guys

[RonnieTodger]

We are Sheffield United levels of bad yet much more expensive

[djskydiver]

Just now, TheFiveTime said:

so close guys

Has anyone ever got 0.00 xg?

[sly1]

This is awfull to watch 

[foxfanazer]

Proud of myself tonight. Haven't watched a second of it

[HybridFox]

Man City haven't got out of first gear let's be honest 

[Vacamion]

1 minute ago, adam said:

Who's that gormless looking fella sat next to ruud with his air pods in? Assistant? Wonder what he's listening to?

 

Now That's What I Call Very Loud Screaming Vol II

[Winstonthedog]

5 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

not sure I'd call Faes or Soumare defensive players tbh, that implies that they attempt defending 

It implies they are footballers

[jim5000]

Backs to the wall trying to cling onto a 2-0 defeat for 35 minutes.

 

How much is Ruud getting paid per week for this shit?

[trabuch]

We make it so damn easy for the opposition. It's a ****ing training match for them.

[winteriscoming]

At least bring Mavidi on for Vardy. What’s the point of Skipp? Genuinely I’d like to know what is the point of Skipp? 

[Merging Cultures]

This is shite.

[ChownLC]

1 minute ago, djskydiver said:

Has anyone ever got 0.00 xg?

We got 0.01 at home to Arsenal the season we went down.

[sly1]

Training for man city

[jonny_wright]

My Ruud rage is increasing by the minute, he’s going down in folklore, you’d struggle to do much worse if you were sabotaging it 

[TheLittleBigMan]

3 minutes ago, AjcW said:

Bring Skipp on at 2-0 down 🤝 Sticking your nob in ice water to get an erection

Works for me.

[Lionator]

2 minutes ago, djskydiver said:

Has anyone ever got 0.00 xg?

We did in the home game v Arsenal in 2023. 

[HankMarvin]

3 minutes ago, TheFiveTime said:

so close guys

We got this, we want records

Leicester City have the fewest expected goals by a club in a Premier League match, with 0.02 expected goals against Arsenal on February 25, 2023.

Edited 2 April 2025 by HankMarvin

[gerblod]

Now we're doomed the quality of comment is becoming markedly whimsical. Like the chap who's being hanged and the trapdoor is stuck. He says to the executioner, "I think I can see where it's stuck."

[djskydiver]

Just now, ChownLC said:

We got 0.01 at home to Arsenal the season we went down.

Nothing like trying to break our own records!