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How Was Your Day?

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Daggers

Daggers

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I’m feeling quite rum after my double jab last week. It’s put quite the kabosh on my weekend. Only saying this to point out that it’s not my fault Mrs Bellend is feeling poorly. 

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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1 minute ago, Daggers said:

I’m feeling quite rum after my double jab last week. It’s put quite the kabosh on my weekend. Only saying this to point out that it’s not my fault Mrs Bellend is feeling poorly. 

Thanks for clarifying

FoxesDeb

FoxesDeb

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52 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

I'd like to think @FoxesDeb would be proud of my Pork Wellington today.

 

Yes, I know, it should be beef, but for various reasons, it wasn't.

 

Lovely with that red cabbage though, Deb :thumbup:

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That looks lovely 

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tom27111

tom27111

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3 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

That looks lovely 

But of a soggy bottom, but I don't think I drained my spinach enough, so the juices went to the bottom.

 

My father in law has a few months to live, he's asked me to make him a Beef Wellington, so wanted to practice without buying a beef fillet lol

 

It was delicious though. I can only imagine how good it is with rare beef.

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The Bear

The Bear

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9 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

But of a soggy bottom, but I don't think I drained my spinach enough, so the juices went to the bottom.

 

My father in law has a few months to live, he's asked me to make him a Beef Wellington, so wanted to practice without buying a beef fillet lol

 

It was delicious though. I can only imagine how good it is with rare beef.

If you need any testers for the first beef one, I can easily pop you into my Autopilot.... 

 

P. S. Sorry to hear about your FIL :(

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tom27111

tom27111

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Just now, The Bear said:

If you need any testers for the first beef one, I can easily pop you into my Autopilot.... 

 

P. S. Sorry to hear about your FIL :(

Auto pilot? Has Elon Musk made a fvcking Tesla cook a beef Wellington??!! lol

 

Thanks man, it's shite news.

 

You lot made me proud sponsoring me for my marathon golf day in the summer. Macmillan doing some outstanding work for him.

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Daggers

Daggers

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3 hours ago, tom27111 said:

I'd like to think @FoxesDeb would be proud of my Pork Wellington today.

 

Yes, I know, it should be beef, but for various reasons, it wasn't.

 

Lovely with that red cabbage though, Deb :thumbup:

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Small pie is jealous. 
 

 

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Izzy

Izzy

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Discovered my first white Pube today. Was a bit of a shock, ngl.

Ive had borderline grey ones before but this was polar white.

Im guessing this is the beginning of the end…

Crinklyfox

Crinklyfox

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26 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Discovered my first white Pube today. Was a bit of a shock, ngl.

Ive had borderline grey ones before but this was polar white.

Im guessing this is the beginning of the end…

The end could take a while.  Just don't be tempted to pluck........

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Jattdogg

Jattdogg

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30 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Discovered my first white Pube today. Was a bit of a shock, ngl.

Ive had borderline grey ones before but this was polar white.

Im guessing this is the beginning of the end…

Wax the penis stache. Give the area the same attention you give your detailed clean cars :)

 

Just be careful with the polish lol.

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Milo

Milo

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Eldest son was winding me up a little this morning.

 

So whilst he was brushing his teeth I put the pumpkin we had carved for Halloween into his school rucksack. 

 

He put his rucksack on with a "blimey, this is heavy" moan and tottered off to school. 

 

I got a 'Dad. WTF' text about 9.30 and then an email from his form tutor thanking me for the pumpkin that was now sitting, pride of place, on her desk. 

 

It's the second time I've done it. Last time was a watermelon. No idea why he doesn't check his bag if he thinks it's a little heavier than usual.   

 

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Parafox

Parafox

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On 10/10/2022 at 11:14, Izzy said:

Discovered my first white Pube today. Was a bit of a shock, ngl.

Ive had borderline grey ones before but this was polar white.

Im guessing this is the beginning of the end…

That's a downside of ageing. On the upside your bollox will grow to the size of tennis balls and your dick would impress most women. Shame you can't use it.

 

I know this from a purely professional perspective having unwittingly had to see old men naked.

 

Not nice. Similarly with old women. It's unpleasant and disconcerting. 

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Jattdogg

Jattdogg

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5 hours ago, Milo said:

Eldest son was winding me up a little this morning.

 

So whilst he was brushing his teeth I put the pumpkin we had carved for Halloween into his school rucksack. 

 

He put his rucksack on with a "blimey, this is heavy" moan and tottered off to school. 

 

I got a 'Dad. WTF' text about 9.30 and then an email from his form tutor thanking me for the pumpkin that was now sitting, pride of place, on her desk. 

 

It's the second time I've done it. Last time was a watermelon. No idea why he doesn't check his bag if he thinks it's a little heavier than usual.   

 

Not the sharpest tool in the shed huh? Lol

 

Kids can be thick at times!

Izzy

Izzy

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14 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Not the sharpest tool in the shed huh? Lol

 

Kids can be thick at times!

My lad was all excited for his school Interform Rugby competition last Thursday. He's a fat fvcker so ideal for Rugby and he was really looking forward to legally smashing into the other kids all day.

 

I reminded him on numerous occasions to remember his boots (as they're playing on grass) along with the rest of his kit.

 

He got home looking all sad and the silly twat had taken his AstroTurf trainers instead of boots so the teacher said he had to play 'non contact' all day because he had no studs.

 

All his mates knocking ten bells out of each other while he was stood on the wing like a lemon.

 

Muppet

 

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tom27111

tom27111

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Set a new PB at work today. 150 drops in Rushden in 4 hours and 25 minutes.

 

Averaging about 34 drops per hour.

 

Got home in plenty of time for the football, I'll be fuming if we lose after rushing around all afternoon!

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Izzy

Izzy

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1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

Set a new PB at work today. 150 drops in Rushden in 4 hours and 25 minutes.

 

Averaging about 34 drops per hour.

 

Got home in plenty of time for the football, I'll be fuming if we lose after rushing around all afternoon!

For an out of shape, old, alcoholic, smoker, that's pretty impressive 

 

:schmike:

tom27111

tom27111

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2 minutes ago, Izzy said:

For an out of shape, old, alcoholic, smoker, that's pretty impressive 

 

:schmike:

Thanks mate.

 

You say the nicest things!

 

Can't argue with any of it though lol

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Jimothy

Jimothy

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12 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Set a new PB at work today. 150 drops in Rushden in 4 hours and 25 minutes.

 

Averaging about 34 drops per hour.

 

Got home in plenty of time for the football, I'll be fuming if we lose after rushing around all afternoon!

What you're not telling us is that 1 person in Rushden now has 150 parcels.

tom27111

tom27111

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8 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

What you're not telling us is that 1 person in Rushden now has 150 parcels.

Haha the thing is, you can do it properly and quickly.

 

It's luck of the draw with what area you're working in to be honest. 

 

Some are great, some are horrendous. 

 

We don't cover Leicester any more, but if you were in the West End and around Narborough Road all day, it would be awful.

 

If you were somewhere like like Thorpe Astley, you'd fly round.

 

All about the parking really.

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Jattdogg

Jattdogg

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1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

Set a new PB at work today. 150 drops in Rushden in 4 hours and 25 minutes.

 

Averaging about 34 drops per hour.

 

Got home in plenty of time for the football, I'll be fuming if we lose after rushing around all afternoon!

I know we all like to take a shite at work but thats another level mate. Impressive

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